Doctor Limpvago

Rating: 1/10 (21 December 2015)

Really silly European drama about a really stupid bigamist.
Zhivago (I see him as a limp jerk) cheats on his wife, risks the chance of execution by deserting military conscription, and embraces his 'back-up family' when he can't find his originals, all intermittently woven into glimpses where he either lays in bed, glazed eyes open like a corpse, or shots of him staring out the window like the 5-year old brat he is, his big cheesy mustache intruding on the proceedings the whole time.
To further torture the audience in the most thorough way, director David Bean has everyone's favorite ham actor, Rod Stiger, show up every 10 minutes with more 'sage advice' nobody asked for. Luckily for him, all the people he visits don't have the brains to throw him out the nearest window.
Over-baked to say the least -- in this case, over-frozen.... this is the COLDEST damned movie I've ever seen.