Kaecilius vs Voldemort? Steel cage. Winner?

Rating: 5/10 (23 August 2017)

Not bad. Some funny stuff but many groaners. Much FX stolen from Inception's cutting-room floor. I have to laugh how they made a film filled with pseudo-pan-Asian mysticism & taking place partly in Katmandu but had only 1 Asian (born in England actually) in anything like a lead role. And if you start singing Seger's Katmandu to yourself, just wait for the payoff. Confession; for years, I thought the lyrics were "Howard the duck & Dr. Strange both stayed" So, this one is for you Chrissie: "Howard the duck & Dr. Strange both stayed. Trapped in a world that they never made. But not me baby. I'm too precious." And you know the rest.