It's terrible; and I loved the original comics from the start...

Rating: 1/10 (11 June 2017)

That's about all there is to say. Spoilers? Spoil what? The fact that it's crap? Listen, the original comics, written by Stan Lee before he became a complete sellout -- and much more importantly drawn by Steve Ditko the Great -- were amusing little takes on the pseudo-mysticism of the 60s; not ashamed to draw light vs. evil, etc., not ashamed to cast Asians as Asians (Tilda Swinton, I hereby summon your mother ship to come and take your freak self home). But now, with so many labored retakes and remakes and serious, pretentious treatments of the same general area...it's just exhausted. And not a note of humor in it, because Stan Lee doesn't have any humor, anymore, just big fat dollar signs rolling out of his mouth (and I know from personal experience). One more thing, Keira Cumberbatch: beware of overexposure. A lot of people who used to respect you are getting pretty damned sick of you selling out for every buck that comes along, and taking every part in sight. Remember Miss Knightly: nobody gives a damn about her, outside of the usual Pirates of the Caribbean fans, anymore. Virtue, as always, if found in occasional refusal and sticking to serious quality. Otherwise, in life as in your profession, you run the risk of appearing a whore... Although that risk may be long past, and the verdict in. Cumberbunny, indeed...