Flip-Flopping through hours of squirms and chuckles

Rating: 1/10 (21 February 2013)

While throwing money down a sinkhole will not employ an entire cast of coat hangers(actors) it does compare to junk food. Ultra violence, then a chuckle, then more violence and a big ooh and a ha ha. So forth it grinds. Until you cast an eye around the cinema to discover yourself surrounded by teenage minds caught in a emotional seesaw of an infantile relapse. And then our hero gets the girl in the end like a kick in the shin. I could also have feed the pigeons with the popcorn. Decoupage narratives from this director are so last century. So Tarantino, that you would want to forget the many works he references endlessly only to discover these for yourself. There is basically no way this piece of junk could have been saved by another director. As every element save the cinematography and costumes reek of sloppy work.