Probably the best film I've seen in a few years

Rating: 10/10 (28 April 2013)

So it's nighttime and everyone is in the woods then a man comes in riding on a giant tooth. Then he says I want to buy one of your men and the other man says no because you already have a tooth. Then the tooth doctor says I will do the talking and shoots everyone and then gives the man some shoes then they go on horses for ages and then the man with the shoes buys his first ever costume and he says "oh my goodness I've always wanted to look like Austin powers and this is the greatest day of my life except it would be better i I had my wife who is also brown" so then the tooth doctor says well this is your lucky day because I need to find her boss because he has been on my list for TOO LONG. Then they find some men and then the man, not doctor tooth but the other one, the one with the shoes, makes the men die and he is so happy when they die and everyone is so happy but they can't say that they are because they're brown and probably don't even have lines because the film is so racist. Then the doctor and the man go to Samuel l jacksons house and he is livid because the man is on a horse and be won't shut up and even when he's not saying anything you can see him talking with his eyes. Then the mans wife goes to speak to the doctor and she is brown and the doctor makes her look at the man with the shoes.
The final chapter: They all have a nice dinner and also did I mention that the other man who is a bit mad from watching so many brown men kill each other cuts his hand on a glass and loses his temper and then doctor tooth says, "I do not want to shake your bloody hand-I'm not that kind of doctor" then the doctor shoots the other man and shoots himself or something then Django just kills everyone and then blows up the house with his wife then they live happily ever after. Also one of the men with the cut hand likes to kiss his sister. 10/10