Pure trash

Rating: 1/10 (24 July 2014)

An hour and a half into this failure of a hunger games wannabe, the main character and her not boyfriend get stuck in a box. "You have to find a way to stop this box from crushing us", he says. She grabs the screws off the ground and he tells her "good". He then proceeds to deliver the absolute worst line in the history of cinema:
"Take your time, I'm just enjoying myself in this shrinking box".
WHO THE F WROTE THIS LINE? I WANT TO TRACK YOU DOWN AND I WANT TO TRACK DOWN YOUR SUPERVISOR OR WHOEVER PAYS YOU OR BOSSES YOU.
Anyway, who the frig is this movie trying to speak to? I can picture teenagers across the country watching this movie and every single one will think to themselves "wow, I'm divergent like her!"
If you really identify with this person, it's because you're less stupid than really stupid people. You're not smart, you're not special, you're just not an idiot. You're a decent checkers player at best, but you suck at chess.
I don't have much of a conspiratorial mind, but I feel like this movie was made to frig with teenagers heads. I feel like they consulted mad scientists and psychologists to figure out how to have a significant impact on the psyche of impressionable minds. Now there are kids out there doing insane things because they're going to save humanity with their uniqueness.
I'm a moron and I don't know what I'm talking about. My fifth grade teacher wrote that I'm a divergent thinker. Does not participate in class discussion was a recurring theme in my report cards throughout school. Also "needs to ask for help".
I don't need your help, I know the answers but I feel my time is better spent daydreaming. I learned this sheet on sesame street when I was 4, that was half my life ago. Asking for help means making the class longer and wasting my precious youth sitting in this plastic chair learning things I already know and frustrating me to the point where I'm having thoughts no child should have.
In closing, the world is retarded and complicated and simple and confusing and I just wanna lay in bed getting high and watching movies.