Potato faced wimps are special snowflakes too

Rating: 3/10 (15 October 2016)

Timid whinging dumpy teenage white girls, stop cutting yourself and believe that you too can win the love of Stud Bulgly, super hot head boy of GryffinGoth House.
Being unable to make a decision about anything just shows how deep and special you are.
Plus, skanky chest tattoos make you, like, super edgy and interesting. I bet you totally shop at Hot Topic.
It doesn't matter how physically inept and clumsy you are, just as long as you let your hair grow long and brush it a hundred times every night as you whisper to yourself that one day your prince will come.
The Mary-Sue is strong in this one.