Every movie cliché ever made

Rating: 3/10 (10 April 2007)

I also went to an advanced screening, and I couldn't stop laughing during the entire movie. I almost couldn't tell if it was for real or if it was a satire. I'm not an avid fan of horror movies, but I could honestly see every single plot twist coming because they were so. obvious. Come on. The main character sneaks into the murderer's house, and then is honestly surprised to have him lurk behind him? Not only is the horror movie horrendously typified in this movie, it also manages to use a bunch of teen-movie clichés as well. Just a small example of dialouge: "That's either the creepiest...or the sweetest thing I've ever heard." Please.
It's not that I didn't necessarily like the movie, it's just that I liked it better when it was called The Rear Window, The Shining, and The Girl Next Door...all at once.