Want to stab your eyes out?

Rating: 2/10 (17 April 2007)

Watch Disturbia. If you need to get rid of 7.50 with no benefit to yourself short of donating to charity, go see this movie. I would rather swim with sharks with steaks tied to my legs. This piece of cinema dog crap is not even a scary movie. The killer really doesn't even come into play until the last 20 minutes of the movie where he just goes on a mêlée rampage with a baseball bat out of the blue, totally pointless.. It's cheesy, it's jokes are stupid, and the killer's house is apparently designed by James Bond. He has a secret room, and then inside that secret room is another secret room that leads into a basement, where beneath the floorboards is another secret room. C'mon, a secret room in a secret room in a secret room, that's stupid! I couldn't care less whether or not the kid died, and to be frank, had the neighbor gone on his rampage in the beginning of the movie, it still would've made the exact same sense, which is "Hey, let's put a lot of teenagers in a house, and have a crazed psycho try to kill them!" This is a very original idea, and I think this movie is very "Oscar" worthy. I would have rather watched a two hour documentary on the odor of dog crap. This movie sucked.