Quite LITERALLY thee WORST movie I have ever seen...

Rating: 1/10 (22 August 2009)

I feel raped that I spent 8.50 on this...and trust me there are a lot of things in life I have wasted much more money on (ahem...women). Nothing comes close to the 8.50 I wasted on this...
I have seen hundreds of movies, even the cheesy ones on the late night HBO and Cinemax. I studied film in college where we would watch silent (or sometimes in French) movies from the 1920's, and those were BORING AND UNINSPIRING.
This film, as I stated, absolutely takes the cake for the worst film I have ever seen in my life. I barely understood a darn thing and the entire plot and storyline was so ridiculous that it made movies like Star Wars part 18 and Friday the 13th part 27 seem like real life.
Was the acting bad? No. Were the special effects good? Yes... I for one love profanity in movies, but the main guy (don't even know his real name) must have said the "F" word 6,762 times and after about the first twenty minutes it became so redundant I found better pleasure in imagining nails scraping on a blackboard.
But, none of the good special effects and acting saves this film. I tried to pay attention the best I could and I was lost from the get-go. I couldn't wait for the film to end. It made no sense whatsoever, the story and plot was so far beyond ridiculous that it made Marilyn Manson look like Elvis. Last but certainly not least, this film was absolutely boring and horrible.
DO NOT WASTE YOUR MONEY ON THIS. If you wanna throw away 8-10 dollars, you are seriously better off flushing it down the toilet or throwing it out your car window.
Watching Al-Jazeera(Arabic) television IN ARABIC would have made more sense to me.
Last - guys - do not take a date to this. Glad I didn't. Trust me it won't be anything personal when the girl never calls you back the next day.
Avoid this film at all costs. You've been warned!