A very very painful 112 minutes

Rating: 2/10 (11 October 2011)

This awful movie is so bad i cant describe how bad it is in 1000 words so ill break it all down for you. This movie look really good and it was produced by peter Jackson so i thought id go see it, this movie was absolute crap i mean you could find a random family give them a camera and they'd be able to make something far more entertaining than this utter piece of rubbish.THE PLOT The story of this film starts fairly interesting like a documentary we see how the aliens land on earth and how there different to us, the aliens were called "Prawns" they all get split in to districts, the main character wikus just gets a promotion and he makes the prawns sign some crap that i don't Evan remember what it was about any way wikus finds a can of alien crap and sprays it on his face and starts turning into an alien.REVIEW the plot sounds kinda interesting, the thing about the film is there's no character development when wikus's nails fail out and his teeth fall out and black crap comes out of noise and he throws up you just don't care you just gag, wikus's accent was god dam annoying he meets this prawn that hes suppose to have a bond with but all that happens his he say foo-kin prawn foo-king prawn and then nere the end he says ill comeback for you in three years out of thin air there's a bond making no sense. thinking i like movies with twists and I'm a massive Si-fi fan id normally like this movie but i hated it and i cant believe the reviewers like this piece of crap so much some Evan called it "A master piece" any way i have lots more to rant about this movie but I'm not going to so if you want to sit for 2 boring hours of watching some guy throw up and turn into an alien then be my guest I'm a Si-fi fan and this is in my top 10 worst Si-fi movie list. acting 4/10 cast 1/10 plot1/10 sci fi 2/10 overall rating 1/10 poor movie.