Not even close.

Rating: 3/10 (15 August 1999)

Where do I begin ? This movie is proof positive that Gene Simmons needs to stick to music, or whatever it is that they (Kiss) play. I found this movie crude, with no imagination or substance. Just an absolutely total disappointment. The only redeeming quality this movie had was the rock music of the mid to late 70's. As a kid growing up in the late 70's this music was my life, and this movie just made me wonder, did I miss something in high school ? 1-10, a generous 3.