Doesn't Rock

Rating: Null/10 (12 June 2002)

This is basically a long advert for KISS (who, to their credit, did a couple of good songs, but had a following of squares who would have been into disco if only they had known to dance and who NEVER were considered cool at the time -- sorry, Gene!) with all the trimmings of a modern teen comedy -- a bit of vaguely funny humour, some unraucuous sex, a bit of rebelling against your comic - book evil mom, and a bit of smoking dope and cussing -- and, unfortunately, a script so linear it would bore a ruler. It's not totally god awful or anything, but I have better things to do with 90 minutes.
I dread the future when the inevitable "bunch of cool kids in the first decade of the third millenium trying to get into a Britney Spears concert" flick is going to be released.