Knights of Satan's Service

Rating: 7/10 (27 February 2000)

I was born well after the 70's, do not like Kiss, and have never shared any of these character's experiences, but for some reason I was still able to enjoy the movie.
It was funny, there was plenty of cussing and nudity, and the writing was good enough to bring me into the movie so that I found myself rooting for these four teenage rockers who tried everything they could possibly think of to get into a KISS concert.
None of the four main characters are played by any notable actors, but you will find the faces to be familiar. Edward Furlong (Hawk), Giuseppe Andrews (Lex), James DeBello (Trip), and Sam Huntington (Jam) make up the quartet. All, in my opinion, did a fine job acting and I suggest that if you don't mind harsh language and naked breasts that you go see this movie. I guarantee you will enjoy it.
Below are some of the highlights and lowlights of the movie:
Best part: When the four teenage KISS fans beat the s*#$ out of some Disco trash, tie them to a guard rail on the road, then paint their faces like the members of their favorite band.
Best line: A ticket scalper tries to convince Hawk to buy some tickets:

Check it out man, the question you gotta ask yourself is how badly do you wanna see the fucking greatest rock n' roll show in the fucking Earth, right? We're talking Geney and Paul live y'all. I'm talking about the most veluptous woman hanging out in the audience. I'm talking big breastises and tight vestises my friend. You're talking about people passing around joints in the audience. You're talking about fucking Detroit Rock City!
Best acting: Sam Huntington as Jam was my favorite choice.

Worst acting: Mels Dougal who played Elvis the janitor was just plain annoying.
Stars: 7