worse than a pigeon trained to deliver bombs to orphans

Rating: 1/10 (7 February 2015)

Whenever I am unfortunate enough to get a whiff of the stinky media flatulence produced over this sort of flick, I do a silent check and thank the universe for leaving me free of association of children (who run the obvious risk of further predisposing my attention to this sort of heinous dribble) and of having cut my own biological 'childhood' short at the time Pixar and 'minions' began dominating the industry. Watching this sort of thing, you get the feeling that the screenwriters sweatshop is running out of ideas. To think of an entire generation growing up on this sod is to not think of the children! But perhaps it is better to forget about the children all together..as I am still trying to figure out whether the three orphans or the minions annoyed me more!