Shrek meets The Pacifier, UNORIGINAL

Rating: 3/10 (18 July 2010)

This movie is so bland something had to be said, its no good, it relies on cheap plot devices to try and make the viewer feel emotionally attached to the characters. I can't find one ounce of originality in it. Cute innocent orphans (Annie, 101 Dalmations), a renegade who learns to love (Lilo and Stitch,), Minions who offer comic relief (Wily Wonka and the Chocolate Factory), its all been done before people. Like i said, the plot is basically The Pacifier meets Shrek. Like if they literally worked both plots in the same movie and changed the characters names. Only Shrek had good humor, where a lot of this movie's humor falls flat, i only laughed maybe once or twice at it. The physical humor will be funny to your kids, but the word of mouth jokes are odd and awkward. And i know its meant for little kids, but this movie looks like a TV movie i could watch on Nickelodeon. The animation is good but pretty unimpressive by todays standards. Take your kids to see Toy Story 3 instead, and if they've already seen Toy Story 3, go rent ANY of the other movies i mentioned in this review, people need to stop supporting half brained unoriginality like this. Take your kid to watch a movie that will stimulate their mind, not rot their brain with fart jokes.