This film makes me hate mankind

Rating: 1/10 (6 October 2015)

I shall start this review by saying that I have nothing against your mis-guided views about this movie if you do enjoy it, and I shall just pray for you because you have obviously been brain controlled by some alien government from another planet, probably planet x. Honestly this film is possibly the most over-rated piece of trash I have ever had the ultimate displeasure of watching. I do not understand the massive hype the films have going for them, the amount of kids I see with their large and annoying minion gear and teddies and the sad looking parents walking around knowing their child is a complete and utter weeb; it brings me sadness, great sadness. Overall I would never recommend anyone to watch this 95 minutes of hell on a screen, not even to my worst enemy, I have seen the war prisoners of Japan, who had bambo grow through their body have a greater time being tortured, than I did watching this god damn annoying movie. Overall, don't waste your time, I would rather stick a toothpick in my toenail and kick a wall than have to watch this terrible film ever again.