Better than I expected

Rating: 9/10 (18 July 2010)

(Note that this review was written by a teenage girl, I'm no movie critic.)
When my grandma invited me to go see Despicable Me with my cousin, I hesitantly obliged. From what I had seen, this was just another crappy movie. Walking out, I had a smile on my face, and I knew I was completely wrong about it.
Despicable Me was a story about Gru, a broad shouldered, skinny legged man who wants to be the Worst Villain Ever. Unfortunately, he's not that great at villainy. All he can manage to steal is Las Vegas stuff. (Super valuable, Gru.) And make thousands of little goggled minions.
But then: AN IDEA! Gru can steal. . . THE MOON! Such a wonderful act of awfulness!
It's so awful that you should go see the movie yourself. The rest consists of three orphan girls named Margot, Edith and Agnes (Aren't little girls adorable with old lady names?), dance recitals, an orange- clad (teenager? young adult?) named Victor--ahem. I mean Vector, a few unicorns, and lots of love.
Don't be too doubtful, just go see it. If you hate it, remember not to take my advice again.