This Movie Was Fecal Matter

Rating: 2/10 (30 April 2008)

Really? Really? There are people out there that actually liked this movie?
A high-tech time machine that gets shut down cuz a dude shines a laser pen at the TV screen?
Val Kilmer in a really, really, benign and boring role?
The fact that they have less than an hour to catch the terrorist but then spend 20 minutes in her bathroom patching up Denzel's nipple and then they're like "Oh no...We're running outta time!" And don't tell me you can go back and time and kill yourself and then still live in the future.
"Back to the Future" showed us that what happens in the past affects the future. Remember how Michael J. Fox started fading away cuz his parents never met? Well, that would have been the perfect ending for "Deja Vu". Denzel kissing the girl and then fading away while saying, "Don't shine the laser at the TV screen because it will shut down space and time...!"