More wooden than my kitchen table

Rating: Null/10 (30 January 2009)

I know nothing of the history of this part of world war 2, What i do know is a truly awful film when i endure one, and this was truly awful. In the past i would have walked out but now i try to stick it out. The acting was wooden, the costumes looked like they had just been delivered from wardrobe and the Germans looked like they had just arrived from Hogans heroes. I think had i listened carefully i could have heard the director shout action. The fight scenes were totally unbelievable, i mean when a tank fires a round at you , more than just a little bit of earth flying up is not what happens. And whats all this about riding round on a white horse?? And the luvvie duvvie log cabin fireside scene ?? I thought these guys were freezing to death?? And all the Germans just falling over when they get shot?? Implausible, and just by putting based on a true story doesn't mean we have to swallow this rubbish!!