Dear John, I want my money back!!

Rating: 1/10 (22 May 2010)

When producers refuse to screen a film for critics it's because they know they've made a turd and that the reviews will be sooo bad that they'll decrease the opening gross. This obnoxious trend of refusing to screen films for critics can be exploited by you, dear viewer, in order to avoid wasting your money on sheer garbage like this. Films that aren't screened for critics should be avoided like the plague!!! Don't say you weren't warned. This film is a bad sequel to an equally bad remake of a book that honestly wasn't that great to begin with. Both the remake and this sequel are amazingly boring and uninteresting, skill-less shtick regurgitations aimed at milking some quick cash from an undiscriminating MTV kid audience. What's more predictive of a BAD film than bad reviews? NO REVIEWS!!