Best for 15 year-olds sneaking into their first R rated film

Rating: 4/10 (26 April 2016)

By ten minutes into it I wanted some bad guy to kill Deadpool just to shut him up. The writing is terrible. They are so thrilled with the "R" rating that they sound like kids trying out swear words in the school yard at recess. The sex is terrible. Not erotic at all, what with all that smirking. The plot is, um, missing. The acting is what you would expect when you make a movie using 100% green screen/CGI. And here's a secret, and a major spoiler: oxygen does not explode. Oxygen does not even burn. Woah! Try to wrap your head around that while you munch another hash brownie. It's like, wow, man, does water float? If you light a match in 100% oxygen, the match will burn quickly and brightly until the wood (ie the FUEL) is exhausted, and then the fire will go out. No fuel, no burn. Doesn't matter how much oxygen there is.