Unbelievable. The best unexpectedly funny movie since Kick Ass.

Rating: 9/10 (12 February 2016)

(WARNING, CONTAINS SPOILERS!!!)
2015, to be honest, had some underwhelming-ass movies (e.g. Spy, Kingsman and Age of Ultron). Not that any of them were terrible in the least, but just didn't have an edge or personality in terms of strong comedy and characters that made them memorable for the amount of time it takes to fap to the latest Suicide Squad trailer (which looks to be mindless fun). Spectre and Fantastic 4 I found myself not seeing, but instead the inside of my closed eyelids. So, yeah, I had mixed thoughts on what this movie would really be like and what it would provide outside of some genuinely well-thought-out gags and CGI stunts.
So there me and my Step-dad (a addict for what I prefer to call "crack comedy" on steroids and gritty violence) sitting amid a growing crowd in the cinema, having last week watched the hypnotising 'The Revenant', and about to see a hilarious satire of not just superhero movies, but a film to go down in history as the Kick Ass of this decade. The opening 30 seconds had several in the audience choking on popcorn kernels in their fits of laughter, and also shows amazing choreography. The action is obviously the best part of the film, adding in great physical and, well, physical gags into the mix. The story is kinda already been done (a 'cure' for a disease for our main hero only to be put through something equally harrowing); in fact, though it doesn't directly show it, it definitely comes off of the Kick Ass films with Deadpool loosing his sense of pain and wielding two sabre- like swords.
OK, so let's get down to why I love this movie to death: for example, there's a scene very later on in the film where the villain, Francis, asks Deadpool to spell out his name. It plays out throughout the film and you think it's just going to build to nothing. But the he looks down off a building after Deadpool says he'll "spell it out for ya" only to see he literally has spelling Francis's name out -- in dead bodies. That had me laughing on the floor. And that kind of stuff, along with the jaw-achingly funny dialogue, is all through the movie. Little touches here and there. It's this that can lead to dozens of rewatches. Every single second the film's trying to throw a joke at you, and the majority of them hit bullseyes.
What can I say that probably hasn't been or is going to be said about this movie already? The actors in this film are beyond great. The scenes where the majority hero is dealing with cancer are taken pretty well, with his actual transition into becoming "mutated" a pretty few scene. But what really shines in Deadpool's quirky remarks; we've all seen this kind of not-too-taken-seriously setup before, but the jokes given and the way the characters work off of each other keeps you entertained from beginning to end. Gore, sex, humour, gags, reference and, of course, quick and bloody action from a gritty superhero film, I couldn't love his film more.
My best advice to anyone who's reading this is to see this film in a large cinema with a packed audience. The reactions will be almost as funny as the film.
Nitpicks:
Villain was pretentious and not very intimidating (though the stereotypical treatment was probably intentional)
Ending was anticlimactic - could have just used more gags and better pacing
Whatever did happen to that dufflebag?
9/10 - if you like Hot Fuzz or Kick Ass (the first one) you'll adore this one. Most inventive and memorable film I've seen in a while.