Shoot me in the head and F*** the hole!

Rating: 1/10 (14 February 2016)

I never give movie reviews, but I just saw Deadpool and really wish someone had warned me about it or I had some way to pay to unsee it. It is definitely NOT a superhero movie or a love story. I'm extremely disappointed that Marvel and Ryan Reynolds made this. It was gratuitously bloody and filled with vulgar bathroom and sex jokes. Some of the jokes might have been worth laughing at had they been in another movie, but I was too disgusted overall to crack a smile. I'm trying to think of a worse possible movie. Maybe if you remade John Wick with Jim Carrey telling jokes as he shoots people and cuts them up. If you have teenagers, I would keep them far away from it.