Watch this on the toilet

Rating: 9/10 (7 February 2017)

Confusing title - I know, but I peed my pants laughing so hard that I felt like I should've watched it whilst sitting on the toilet. Normally what one can expect from a movie is a shitty love story (because that's what people like apparently), a "happy ending", and some kind of evil villain who will ultimately be destroyed or whatever, and of course lots of action and killing. This movie combined all those annoying features into the most genius, innovative, and eye-opening movie of all times. For once we, as watchers, are presented with a righteous killer (you know it's true) on a path of legit destruction who is not afraid of spilling blood, ridiculing everything and everyone whenever he can (kudos to Ryan Reynolds) and wherever he can. Bravo, Marvel, for making 2016 just a slightly bit better.