Floating face down

Rating: 4/10 (28 June 2016)

A wise-cracking gun for hire finds love in the underworld, but cancer robs him of his bliss - until he strikes a devilish bargain with a gene-mutating doctor.
Stuffed with gags about the movie process, gets tiring, and a couple of superhero characters are thrown in because ... the IP rights were granted by the studio. Don't have to look far for the problem: written and produced by the same guys responsible for the overworked wordfest that was Zombieland. And again they chose a whining, self-satisfied lead actor.
The intro is interesting, action pacy, but the formula keeps repeating until the editing runs out of imagination and a giant sigh of boredom is released at about the hour mark.
Music is standard, with the worrying fact that a teen movie keeps harping back to stuff from 30 years ago. And the unfunniest post credits gag ever. Yes, you will gag.
Surprised they didn't include a midget in a clown suit and an ugly pet. Plus the boob cover up was pure, "How much can't we get away with - hehehe!"
Overall: Lots of energy, but tiresome. Like Saturday Night Live.