The unbearable atrocity of the being

Rating: 1/10 (28 September 2017)

For years I've been following IMDb as my movie guide. But never until tonight I ever registered on the site. This movie made me do it and still write my first review ever of a movie. Congrats, Deadpool, for that!
I do not have the ambition or boldness to talk about technical aspects of film making, as many reviews I read so far, as I admit not having the knowledge to do so. I just love cinema, both clever movies which makes you think for long time after you watched it, and those pure entertaining popcorn light stuff which makes you spend a couple of hours alienated from the real world. This film matches none of the above. A non existing plot makes you think why there's nothing to think about. An embarrassing mess of characters, action, sex and humour makes you feel like standing up and stop the agony after the first 10 minutes. It was one of the very few occasions I seriously had to make a huge effort to watch this Deadpool until the end. The reason why I did it was because I kept a naïve hope Deadpool's girl would end up dead or (dream of the dreams) Deadpool would die himself for good. And I do like happy endings ...
Superheros are in fashion. Marvel is on fire. The industry sucks this resource until its exhaustion, as always. And that's why you have good stuff, reasonable stuff and bad stuff. Sometimes they come up with pure trash because they know some brains will still enjoy it. Deadpool is a fine example of that. The worse is they tried to look creative, original and defying. Arrogance! They ended up making the comic character look ridiculous and the whole piece as dumb as an ostrich. The humour is atrocious, cheap and vulgar. The attempt to make fun of itself embarrassing. Humour is much more than we saw here. This can fit on something rather comic. And bad comic! Producing comedy nowadays looks like making fast food. Take and go!. But Humour is not for everyone and specially not for those who can't see they have no talent for it. Laughing on Deadpool is for children's minds (up to 12 years old max!) or IQ's below 70.
Resuming, this is an insult to the Xmen saga. Futile, hollow and arrogant. The sequel is on the way so be careful!