Underwhelming

Rating: 3/10 (25 February 2016)

The jokes are trying too hard. There's a few decent ones, but when every single line of dialogue seems to be some quip, it becomes tiring pretty quickly because there's nothing to contrast it with.
The plot is nonsensical. So the untransformed guy was supposed to be a super jaded ex-military special ops guy and the basic plot is that he's afraid his girlfriend won't like how he looks anymore. Seriously?
And the guy can heal complex fractures, take a knife to the brain, regrow an entire hand, close up full bullet holes, but can't get his skin to look normal - and that need for plastic surgery seems to be his entire beef with the almost kinda impressive bad guy that gave him immortality? Who wrote this?
Unlike most superhero movies, there was real potential here, but it seem to have been wasted on essentially Scary Movie 8.