Not terrible but certainly nothing to get too excited about either.

Rating: 2/10 (31 May 2019)

Not terrible but certainly nothing to get too excited about either. So much green screen/CGI that it is not much more than a modern day Saturday morning cartoon. The lead, Wade Wilson, is former army special forces who uses his skill set as part of a group of 'do good' mercenaries. He meets a woman, has non-stop sex in a shallow relationship, falls in heat, oh, love, with her and then finds out that he has incurable cancer. A group of 'bad guys' sells him on an 'alternative cure' that works, he can heal himself of anything, and it also gives him other superpowers, but it leaves him horribly disfigured. The rest of the movie he chases the men that disfigured him and, from the shadows, stalks/follows the 'love/lust of his life'. Lots of bloody gore and some T&A action. Lots of cheesy witticisms. The female lead has surprisingly TTT, tiny tata's, that are remarkedly floppy for being so small. They hide these flaws with hands and clothing. I will leave the impossible to believe 'Love Story' ending to your own thoughts...