Dead pool and the Wizard of Oz

Rating: 1/10 (25 June 2018)

I went to see Deadpool because I wanted a big bag of popcorn and a coke. After the first 3 minutes I decided to ride this one out to see if it could possibly get any worse because I held no hope that it would have the slightest chance of getting better.
That is when the Wizard appeared!! He had that big head like in his own movie and was obviously appearing from behind the screen. He said " This movie really really sucks and I have taken you for twelve dollars and fifty cents!!!"
"Bwaa haa haa haa!!!!:"
But still I pressed on! I spent the next few minutes trying to figure how many times the f-bomb had to be used to totally render it inconsequential. This word choice exceeded that threshold on the 172nd time of utterance. The Wizard chimed in and said" Do not dwell upon nor ask about the Great Unknowables!" I am certsin the grammer coach came over from 3 billboards in ebbiing....
During these proceedings I kept waiting for something to laugh about or care about ot even cry about but there were no such emotional connections to be made. I wish I could say that there were plot lines that mattered or carried the film but I could not find any at all. Confusion, bewilderment, and boredom carried the day. So the film plodded along to it's nonsensical conclusion. The Wizard had only three more words. "Sorry, No refunds"