Wade Wilson, the not-so wise-as$, nut-cracking merc anymore

Rating: 6/10 (21 May 2018)

There is one line in the movie that summarizes everything:
"Well, that's just lazy writing." - Wade Wilson AKA The friendly, red-spandex-wearing, neighborhood mercenary.
There's a lot of expectations we, as audience members, would carry while walking into the theaters to watch this movie. For example, the first movie was a successful parody of the superhero origin movies, and it nailed that particular aspect beautifully. This feels like the painful sequels that FOX is generally known for. I have a feeling that Ryan knew what he was getting into with this movie, given the multiple quips about it being a "family-movie". For the majority of the run-time, we were treated to the equivalent of a Woody Allen movie explaining the innocence of Winnie the Pooh.
There are four characters in the entire movie (Deadpool, Domino, Cable and Russell). Everything else is just a glorified cameo, from Morena Baccarin as the Ghost of Girlfriend Dead to Alan Tudyk as a redneck.
We can't walk into this movie expecting it to have its characters make a ton of logical decisions, but what we can expect is to watch Deadpool mind-numbingly break the fourth wall. I agree that it is amazing and we all wish we were Deadpool (Radioactive Shar Pei bite included).
The one thing we would take away from this movie is that they basically invalidated the entire movie in the end. As a Doctor Who/Back To The Future/Flashpoint/Harry Potter(?) fan, I understand the issue with paradoxes. But, DP basically sticks where it shouldn't be by killing himself and himself (seriously, you have to watch the movie to get that).
If you're a comic-book reader (or lover), you will love the fact that they've finally done Juggernaut justice. It doesn't even sound like Ryan Reynolds. Cable and Domino were absolutely beautiful, and we need to see them in another movie and soon. Hopefully, by then, Wade would've seen the actual Star Wars (I wonder which version he did watch though).
I, for one, left the theater chuckling at the many, many easter eggs peppered throughout the movie, including the Logan death (oops, spoilers) theme and the clearly James Bond-inspired opening credits.
P.S. How long will it be before they write off the stereotypical, Indian taxi-driver? Come on, Ryan, that bit's evident. Maybe sit with Stan or Rob and come up with an Indian superhero (who doesn't s*ck)?