"The Greatest Sequel since Human Centipede II" -- Deadpool

Rating: 9/10 (14 August 2018)

"Deadpool 2" is the greatest superhero sequel since "The Dark Knight." Its rapid-fire meta humor, immense hilarity, and non-stop entertainment marks the second coming of Jesus. Ha just kidding. Let's be real, littleging12 is writing another wordy and pretentious review so he can pretend that he has a big penis, when in reality he has a chode. With these reviews, littlejizz hopes to deceive uneducated Mexican immigrants into thinking he is Conan O'Brien.
In his review of "Deadpool," littleging12 stated that "what holds it back from greatness is its superficially structured story, unimpressive CGI action, ineffective resonance and bland one-dimensional characters excluding the titular character." If he was anymore pretentious, he'd get nominated for an Oscar. "Deadpool 2" improves over the original with a better story, better side characters, better CGI action, bigger heart, and smaller penis. What holds it back from getting a 10/10 is littleging12's bull sh$!$y rating system.
In all seriousness, "Deadpool 2" is very entertaining, hilarious, and one of the better sequels in recent memory. It may not be the most sophisticated or artistic movie, but it delivers everything you could want out of an irreverent superhero comedy. Deadpool is the character Ryan Reynolds was born to play and he will hang up his suit (and his dildo) as a pop culture icon. 8.5/10