Mutants at Play - Deadpool 2

Rating: 6/10 (26 March 2019)

Warning: Be Advised Deadpool 2 is really sweet!
#Deadpool - super badass, super cool, super sweet, super beloved, super well played by Ryan! Reynolds is the epitome of Deadpool, as a matter of fact, he is Deadpool. Just like Michael Keaton is Batman. And Val Kilmer. Deadpool is the best superhero ever I love everything about him. He regenerates. He'd throw down in fisticuffs in a heartbeat to save your back. And he's deadly accurate, funny, and highly skilled with weapons as well as pretty dang quick! I love how he's good at heart yet lethal and now apart of the X-Force super mutant team forever! Deadpool is up there with the best, most powerful mutants always has been always will be! Kinda like Wolverine! They both heal and fight in close quarters combat with blades and knives and are always getting the living hell beat out of them! But Deadpool's way cooler than Wolverine is! Logan's a lameoid assclown! There I said it. I wouldn't say this to Wolverine's face but I don't care for his beard much. I love Deadpool.
#Domino - One of the coolest, most badass, strongest, most likeable mutants in all the X-Men universe and extended Marvel world, always has been always will be. I love Domino! Domino's excellent in D2! She sure knows how to stay out of harm's way! Zazie Beetz is the best Domino ever! Well, considering she's the only Domino ever! She really is so cool! I love Zazie Beetz! Domino, turns out, is more than just lucky, the girl's got mad skills!
#Colossus - Always metal, all the time, he's never not metal, I love it. I love metal Colossus. I wish always metal all the time Colossus would show up in every X-Men movie plus Marvel movie too considering he loves his metal form so much he just never transforms back into human form so who cares! Who needs to pay actors just hire metal Colossus he'll do it, he's so strong!
#Cable - Real good, real strong, real nice though not very true to the original Cable who's a weapon specialist and super marksman, like Deadpool, with an ability to connect to and use advanced technology with his cybernetic arm plus he's very durable. Cable is way stronger than Deadpool is really but whatever. He DOES travel through time and Josh Brolin is NOT the worst Cable. I love Josh Brolin! Cable's awesome in this movie!
#Negasonic Teenage Warhead - Most underrated mutant ever! She generates an atomic blast ray that she can project or something like that plus she can do like way more! I love Teenage Warhead! I love Brianna Hildebrand!
#Firefist - Not cool, never heard of him. He shoots fireballs from his fists! Good villain though he's got a mad temper!
#Juggernaut - Spoiler, Juggernaut's in D2, I don't know if Juggernaut can rip Deadpool in half or not he is really strong and everything but his main power's like building momentum and bull rushing people charging through walls and being indestructible and stuff and even though he couldn't rip Deadpool in half like that like Deadpool's a marshmallow or cotton or whatever I still love it! This is the Juggernaut done right! Unlike Last Stand!
#Bedlem - Nice, he can make people feel nauseous! I love Terry Crews!
#Zeitgeist - Cool, that's Pennywise. From It! He spits poison.
#The Vanisher - Easily Brad Pitt's most relevant performance edging out Seven, Seven Years in Tibet, Twelve Monkeys, Ocean's Thirteen and Ocean's Eleven, whoa, if you don't include Fight Club, all of Brad Pitt's best movies have numbers in them! Astonishing!
#Shatterstar - The best!
The action in Deadpool 2 is great I love it! Conceptually speaking, Ryan Reynolds has the Midas touch. I want more X-Force!