Welcome to Hell-Ton

Rating: 10/10 (30 January 2015)

Welcome to Welton.
"Gentlemen, what are the four pillars?" "Travesty, horror, decadence, excrement."
The place is Welton Academy, an all boys preparatory school which has strict discipline and high standard in its teaching. Here you can meet Neil, the hard working, bright, and popular student, Meeks, who aced Latin, Knox the calm, Pitts the tall, Charlie the easy going and beatnik, Cameron... we don't know what Cameron is good at, and this year Neil got new roommate. Todd Anderson, the brother of that Anderson. That valedictorian Anderson. It must be hard living in his brother's shadow, eh?
And one more. This year Welton has new English teacher. Mr. John Keating. Or if you are more daring, you can call him "O Captain My Captain".
Now with these horrible phalanx of pubescence (according to Mr. McCallister) and O Captain, what kind of story that lies ahead? Curious? Maybe you can join us at Welton. Last year 75% of the alumni made it to decent universities. You can have a good time here and your academic career is ensured. Agreed? Now boys, please welcome our new friend.
"Welcome to Hell-ton."