I hope I was Snyder!

Rating: 10/10 (6 September 2005)

Ask me the question: How would you make a horror movie and this is the answer. From the second the neighbourhood child till the boyfriend fires away a bloody pass, feet wet, towards Sarah Polley's nurse till Ving Rahmes comments about begin caught upon that roof, my breath seems as still as the walking dead.
It is nice to have a cast like Rahmes in an "anti-critique" movie.
My girlfriend can't believe it every time I mention it, but I say this is as good as horror gets. Go see, rent, buy this movie! To those who read this tiny review, check out Johnny Cash and the montage in the opening sequence.
I hate this movie for one reason: I wish I produced it, wrote and directed it.
Every time I go to bed all by my lonesome, I still think about the day mr. Snyder took our generation into the world of horror.