Wow..

Rating: Null/10 (12 September 2004)

*Note: I honestly think there are no spoilers within but to be safe I'll say read this review at your own cost..*
I must say seeing all of these rave reviews has left me disgusted and dazed. How anyone can say this movie was halfway decent is beyond me. Sure, the action was good and there were a lot of zombies don't get me wrong, but this movie only missed one little thing.
A PLOT
I mean really now. All this movie was was brainless zombie killing, and if you like movies that have absolutely NO storyline to them then I can totally see how you could've enjoyed this movie. The entire time I was at the movie I kept thinking to myself.."Hmm..maybe things will start to be explained soon." Well no, that never did happen. You don't really know what happened to everyone, how it all started, how it spread so far. Nothing. This movie just left me confused. Very very confused. And disliking zombies a lot more. Because they just creep me out.
Whatever plot there was to this movie it was choppy and apparently was not very memorable. I asked my friend before posting this review and if I was wrong in saying there was no storyline to this movie. He said I was and so I asked him to explain it. He said I think hell or heaven was closed or something and the dead people walked the earth. "Or something", that's a winning storyline! Good job to the makers of this movie, and my friend actually enjoyed it, not honestly even knowing what the whole story to this movie was.
If you like plot less endless zombie killing well this is just the movie for you. If you're looking for a movie that makes any type of sense, please do not see this movie. It's not worth your time or money that way.