Wretched and Unwatchable: Darkest TWO hours!

Rating: 1/10 (14 March 2018)

I tried, I really did. In the end (not of the movie), I just couldn't go on watching the bloated, besotted stumblebum that was "Churchill". Almost as bad as Lithgow's portrayal in "The Crown" of Churchill as some sort of second rate Marvel Universe creature. If this was England's leadership in WW2, they should surely have been vanquished.
This miserable film is fraught with error (as well documented by other reviewers here) and brutally monotonous: here's a closeup of Winston's ugly mug, then cut to closeup of his beautiful young assistant, who by contrast appears downright otherworldly, again and again and again. The film is also 100% Godless: apparently, England's leadership during their "darkest hour" never once thought of turning to God, and Churchill must have been as much an atheist as Hitler and Mussolini.
I'm thankful Joe Wright was arrogant enough to brag right off that this piffle is "A Joe Wright Film". I am forever forewarned.