It was an even more gay version of twilight.

Rating: 3/10 (7 June 2012)

I really don't want to be that person but yea it was bad.(warning spoilers) Depp was a good actor through the whole movie as always but the movie was so corny. While watching I was thinking "is this supposed to be funny or serious." The movie was so silly but they wanted to make it serious. This man of the name Collins is turned into a vampire after he leaves witch ex girlfriend and so she ends up killing his new girlfriend. She turns the town people against him and they lock him in a box. He gets out in the 70s and goes home where he helps what small Collins family is left but making them rich again. You find out that his witch ex girlfriend is still in the town and making millions. While Collins is with the family he meets their governess that happens to look like his girlfriend that was killed by the witch. Later is the story Collins denies that witch bitch again and she turns the town against in and they lock him in a box. Until he loves her she will keep doing this to him.A boy from the Collins family let him out. He gets put and he shows the town people that she is a witch, then randomly you find out that the Collins family daughter was a werewolf the whole time, what the hell? Before the witch is defeated he tells Collins that the governess that he fell in love with is about to kill herself by walking off a cliff, just like his girlfriend at the beginning of the movie. Collins stopped her just in time but then she was like "I will get old and you will be young." She jumps off the cliff and Collins jumps to save her and bites her just in time to make her a vampire like him.
So now the bad part. 1.There was no real good relationship between characters. 2.Their teenage daughter was randomly a werewolf. With no notice it was like Wtf when did this happen? I did not see the show, if she was like that in the show, cool but not everyone who is seeing the movie will see the show. 3. It was to corny. 4.No one noticed that the witch was a witch even though she never got old and in her office she had portraits of herself through the years that I guess everyone thinks it is her ancestors but they all look exactly the same, that never happens. 5.there is a random ghost that is never really explained. 6. It was Tim Burton's twilight. There was a love triangle and a girl was human that wanted to be a vampire so she will not get old and she dies and gets turned to a vampire just in time. 7.The fake blood was really bad. When there was blood on Collins face it would not smear but water would splash on his face, or he would wipe his face. Also other blood you saw looked like reddish Orange pudding. 8. It was boring.
Really just wait to see it when it comes on TV.