total waste

Rating: 1/10 (3 June 2016)

Seeing this made me wonder why Tim Burton and/or Johnny Depp ever thought this would work as campy comedy.
It totally doesn't. Not that my liking the TV show kept me from being open to other approaches to the material. I guess it takes a special kind of person to laugh at a "comedy" that features lots of bright red blood on the screen. And I guess I'm not one of them.
Michelle Pfeiffer is wasted too. And she seems like someone who should have known better. The total of enjoyable moments clocked in at under 10 for me. An opening scene set on a cliffside, and a nice song by Alice Cooper that sounded great on the theater speakers. I barely even like or listen to Alice Cooper anymore. The fact that his appearance was the most enjoyable part lets you know how little I liked this.