Get over yourselves people, it's a perfectly watchable spoof that unfortunately misses the mark...

Rating: 5/10 (3 June 2019)

The cast is stellar, and I would genuinely watch most of them read a phone-book - However in this case, they've gone for a weird mishmash of slapstick, dark humour and Rocky Horror-level pastiche played by excellent actors having fun with underdeveloped characters and some dreadful lines.
A great movie for a hangover with take out.
There's some stunning cinematography, and I genuinely enjoyed how much Johnny Depp was enjoying hamming it up, but it was a shame to see some potentially great (female primarily) roles not given the depth the actors deserved.
There are a lot of jokes both visual and one-liners, but few if any proper laughs - the climax was predictable and probably the weakest part of the movie to be honest, although I was lightly touched by the declaration of love scene. (Not a spoiler)
If you sit down to watch this movie knowing it is neither the best or the worst film ever, you should be reasonably happy with the next couple of hours - although unlikely to ever really recommend it to anyone and even less likely to watch it again.