One of the worst movies I have ever seen

Rating: 1/10 (21 May 2012)

I was a fan of the television show, but from what I'd heard, this was going to be played for camp, and I was alright with that. However: almost all of the campy parts were seen in the trailer. This movie was a complete waste of my time and money. I can't imagine that Johnny Depp or Michelle Pfeiffer are proud of their work in this movie. It bounced from horror to comedy (or rather, attempted comedy) to martial arts to sheer stupidity. The story line was strained; I didn't care about any of the characters; and the love scene was ridiculous. After about 15 minutes, I was already looking at my watch, as was the person I was with. If I had been watching this on Netflix, I would have stopped after no more that 15 minutes. Other movies on my worst list: The English Patient;Ready to Wear; Dumb and Dumber. Blech. SAVE YOURSELF!!! DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME ON THIS AWFUL, AWFUL MOVIE.