A High School Goth's wet dream

Rating: 5/10 (1 September 2012)

A high school Goth's wet dream, let me count the ways. He's a Vampire. Nothing is his fault, its all the witches fault. Having sex with your psychiatrist, and also killing her. Being cursed by a witch that he has crazy sex with. No one understands me because I see the ghost of my past life, and they throw me in a mental institution. Having a huge party with Alice Cooper singing.
So I heard this is a spoof of an old soap opera, which I could not relate to since I'm not old enough to remember the show, I'm 33. I did enjoy the acting, costumes, and the cinematography in general. There were a few parts that I laughed at. But ultimately the story lacked depth. I never grew to care about the characters. So even if this is a spoof of a really old show, the story wasn't good enough to make it interesting to audiences that are unfamiliar with the show.
I loved everything about the Movie except for the story, which seems to me like something a high schooler would write.