Rated C, for Crap

Rating: 3/10 (12 May 2012)

If you always have enjoyed Johnny Depp movies, skip this one, as you will be disappointed. If you have always enjoyed Tim Burton movies, skip this one, as you will be disappointed. If you were a fan of the original television series, skip this one, as you will be disappointed. If you are a fan of Eva Green, my favorite of the current Bond girls, skip this one, as you will be disappointed. Highly predictable and dull, although with a twist or two towards the end. Every funny scene that you have seen in the commercials is the sum of all of the funny scenes in the movie. Otherwise, this is two hours of your life that you won't get back. While not as bad as the third Twilight movie (from which I am still reeling), this movie was a tremendous waste of time and talent. I will go see the next Burton/Depp combo, but unless I am being paid or my family held at gunpoint, I won't watch this piece of garbage again, even as background noise on TV.