So stupid you might barf!

Rating: 1/10 (3 July 2012)

If you're not a Vampire fan, this movie is a total waste. If you are a Vampire fan, it's still stupid. I have an interest in the evil Collins family in real life, is why I wanted to see this.
The Collins family is part of the top 10 Illuminati family's in the world. They do evil rituals constantly, like kill little children and baby's in rituals. I have great admiration for the Collins family members that decide to give their heart to Jesus and leave the Illuminati. The Collins should listen to these family members that leave instead of killing them. 'Remember Tommy Collins' is a saying they tell their children at their evil rituals. Tommy Collins was a guy that left their evil family and was killed. Also Johnny Todd. The Todd bloodline is part of the Collins family too. Abe Lincolns wife was a Todd. Also Mitt Romney is from the Collins family bloodline. If you want to know more about the Collins, Read 'Bloodlines of the Illuminati.'
I thought this movie would be a Comedy like it said, and there was NOTHING funny about this movie. It's about a Vampire, not about the Collins. Vampires are not real, just like 'attack of the killer tomatoes' are not real. But then again, everything About the Collins is a lie and deception. Their whole LIFE is a lie. The real Count Dracula which Prince Charles is descended from, was a ruler that was a cruel killer and some of his enemy's claimed he drank blood, and that might not be true. Countess Dracula was the real killer who took baths in all her victims blood, 600 something, and a lesbian.
The best movie I've seen in a long time is 'The Three Stooges'. See that, it's way better. And to all the Collin's, please give your heart to Jesus.