Like something a moderately clever teenager might write.

Rating: 4/10 (2 February 2003)

The best sequence in Cube involved the room with the noise-activated trap. To avoid being diced up by razor wire, the characters had to shut their mouths for a few minutes. It was a nice reprieve from the spew of shrill babble that fills the rest of the film.
There was a dim little glimmer of an interesting idea here, but almost every aspect of Cube was poorly executed. The screenplay was atrocious--smarmy, sarcastic, charmless, nonsensical. A typical episode of Gilligan's Island has much more to offer.
4/10