I saw an ad for it on the sci-fi channel...

Rating: 1/10 (29 August 1999)

I saw an ad for it on the sci-fi channel, and managed to catch it on it's television premiere. As usual, the sci-fi channel loves crap, so I wasn't expecting a very good movie. It's not as bad as some of the other things I've seen in the past. Basically, it's for idiots. The whole movie is mainly putting human beings into a pseudo rat maze, and watching them run about until they die. Whoopee. I'm excited. What turned me off were the characters. The characters make Matthew Broderick in "Godzilla" look like Han Solo! They're that bad. Part of what makes them so bad is the corny acting. The lead character seems to be the likeable leader. Next thing you know, he's trying to kill everybody. Worse yet, the most annoying character of the film, the retard, is the sole survivor. His repetitive squealing noises serve to lower your overall enjoyment of the film. I thought the sets were good, and the opening sequence exhibited some cool exploits of gore. From then on, the film spiraled downhill. What's really scary about this film is that a lot of people really liked it! I don't understand. What's to like? Somebody tell me. It'll be a long while before anyone gets me to like this crock of shit!