Big pile of tunky.

Rating: Null/10 (2 October 2000)

This 'film' was described as a nail-biter by someone on here, and I certainly can't argue with that. As I watched more and more of the film, I almost chewed my fingers to the elbow, purely to relive the stress of watching such a bad, bad film. Tunky is an under-used word to describe films these days. So is abhorrent, so I'd like to go on record as selecting both these words to describe 'Cube'. If, like I did, you're reading these comments and thinking "hmm, sounds like a good film" please, for the love of god, pay attention to this comment. The token 'autistic guy who can solve impossible maths problems' card is played once to often nowadays, and please could we have some kind of ban on it from now on. Think of all the good films you've already scene. Now picture one of those in your head. Got it? Well get that out instead and save your soul.