2 hours of my life I will never get back!

Rating: 3/10 (7 November 2005)

Cube began as it ended, horribly. While a decent storyline existed it was lost beneath a mountain of crappy acting. It seemed as if they wanted you to believe their characters but their acting classes at the Y in Southern California just didn't seem to teach them how to emote without seeming as fake as Pam Anderson's breasts. But hey, I'm sure they can serve one mean hamburger or park your car like the best of them. Anyway, back to Cube...it's not like the people didn't try....oh no they tried. Their effort unfortunately was quite visible and horrific to watch and not be embarrassed for them. Also, not to give anything away, but the 'special' guy's purpose in the movie was so painfully obvious that it was like waiting for your internet to connect in the early nineties. Long, painful, and not a shock when it occurs. If I had to rate the acting performance of these so-called actors,a simple A through F wouldn't suffice. I would go as low as a Z and then make it a square root itself, in honor of the 2 hours of my life I will never get back.