THE worst movie ever made. (no s'ing)

Rating: Null/10 (31 August 2001)

Cube is like the unloved child. I usually support independent films, but this one is just plain horrible. The main plot is somewhat interesting, even reminiscent of the Twilight Zone. But muddled writing and poor acting ruin any chance this movie had to be decent. Please, save yourself while you can. This movie is poison for your mind. The outside cover lies to you, saying that it is critically acclaimed. Those critics must not live in America. If they do, they should be deported. The movie is bloody, bloody, and...um...bloody? It's predictable and the director is distasteful. So please, save your soul while you can. If you enjoy bloody black people yelling at you, watch this movie. If you value anything in your life, avoid this like the plague. Consider this a public service announcement. You'll thank me later.