B-O-R-I-N-G! ***SPOILER WARNING***

Rating: 1/10 (15 May 2002)

***SPOILER WARNING*** This film is a bore. Sorry if that spoils things for you but it is. If you want to see people floating around on wires and doing cool stunts for real then check out one of those CIRCUE DU SOLIEL videos. I guess I just can't get into the mindset of watching people float on wires albeit fairly smooth. The wires have been removed by a computer but you can still tell they are their. Academy Award hoo-haa or not, I'm not getting suckered into the line of sheep that think this stuff is great. It wasn't great back in the early days when Chinese actors jumped backwards up into trees and spun towels so hard that they become rigid fighting sticks and fight bad guys after having had both hands chopped off and it's not great now with a lot of money backing it up. BORING BORING BORING. This is as bad as watching overweight Drew Barrymore getting hauled up on wires and kicking bad guys in CHARLIES ANGELS. Unbelievable. No thanks.