Kung Fu C**p

Rating: Null/10 (5 February 2001)

This tripe can't be one of the Top 15 films of IMDB, or can it? People walking on tree tops, climbing walls, flying through mid air..It's more like some sort of Walt Disney flick. This should have been animated with a silly, stupid Whitney Houston love tune attached. The film is about a magic sword (sound familiar, Walt) that's stolen, recovered, stolen again, recovered, then it changes horses and is about a young girl about to be married, then she's not, then she is, then changes horses and is about ??? The film loses focus. The director seems to wake up everyday and say, "Now the film will be about this. Forget before." The acting is so-so, not good, not bad. I thought the Kung Fu genre would've advanced beyond the sound effects of fist and the endless, choreographed, fake moves...but no, It's still here. The '70's film starring Bruce Lee will never have to worry with films like CTHD around. This is a Generation X'er film that will bore you if you care anything about good acting and a good plot.