Video gamers need only apply (spoiler)

Rating: 2/10 (15 January 2001)

Video gamers and Martial Arts fanatics only need apply.
Perhaps the most overrated film since `American Beauty' was canonised `Best Picture of the Year' by the enlightened press. How anyone other than a video gamer could sit though this Sony Playstation plot and antics is beyond me. Credit must be given to the photography, authentic sets and locations that made this film visually bearable despite the inane story. The otherwise fine actors stumble along in a desperate attempt create a story that someone should care about
Apologists have claimed that this is a magical fantasy and that it must be appreciate it as such. Nonsense, there have been many wonderful fantasy stories. Stories you could Actually follow and really wanted to! and characters that you could care about..... Peter Pan, perhaps?
I could almost accept a world where everyone and their ancestors are martial artists and a couple of amazing leaps here and there, but the constant flying was beyond ridiculous. Not only was it overdone, it was done badly. Great, they digitally retouched the wires, however what about the peaks on the backs of the characters shirts where the wires were attached ?! Even though the wires were not showing in the treetop scene, they might as well have been there the way they the actors swayed back and forth.
Although this movie had the look and feel of `Ju Dou' and `Raise the Red Lantern' it essentially was just a kung fu movie with overly choreographed fight scenes and video game special effects. The most ridicules scene is after Li Mu Bai's fight with Jade Fox. He is mortally wounded by one of the many poison darts from the phalanx of darts shot at him by Jade Fox. He manages to deflect all but one of these, of course, with his super human sword play.
` There is an antidote,' says Jen `but it will take time to prepare it.'
There was obviously no time to waste so Yu Shu Lien offers `take my horse!' and away Jen gallops. Throughout the entire movie she has been flying over the tops of buildings and treetops and now 'away she goes,' to save Li Mu Bai's life...on a horse!
If this movie was a cerebral attempt at a Martial Arts movie, I'll catch some reruns of Kung Fu on TV. Maybe I'll just indulge in some down and dirty Bruce Lee films or Patrick Swaze in `Roadhouse'.(I hear it's on TV for the fifth time this week).
In the meantime, I think I'll play some Mortal Kombat or Final Fantasy IX with my 15 year old son and it won't cost me 17 bucks.