You guys are, like, kidding, right?

Rating: 1/10 (25 September 2006)

Absolutely breathtaking nonsense. Couldn't tell whether the writing was inept or idiotic, but knew a bunch of pampered liberal hypocrites were preaching at me. More coincidences than Charles freakin' Dickens could shove into 90 minutes. Script's something a second-semester Emmerson College drop-out would burn in shame. Secretly. Deserved a special Oscar for White Guilt...but just found out it actually won the "best picture" award?! Whatever credibility the Academic (sic) Awards had left's been used up. And then some.
Don't know what was more offensive -- the presumptuous tone, the preachy attitude or the filmmaker's arrogance. As Haggis basks in the golf-clap applause of his fellows, the rest of us know well this emperor isn't wearing a stitch of clothing.
I could go on and on. Truly terrible.