Who wrote this crappy movie - a three year old?

Rating: 1/10 (9 September 2005)

"DEUS EX COINCIDENCEA"
Forced dialogue, TOTALLY unbelievable coincidences. Whoever said these are "real people - not characters" must live in a fictional world created by a three year old, inhabited by actors (bad ones, in Brendan Fraser's case) who are like robots programmed to say nothing, unless they can somehow relate it to race. Like,
"Hey , want a doughnut?" "Okay - I'll take a glazed." "What - you can't have a CHOCOLATE glazed because it's BLACK?" "It's brown, actually - and no, I'm just allergic to chocolate." "YEAH RIGHT! CAN'T FOOL ME, SUCKA - EVERY DECISION IN EVERYONE'S LIFE IS BASED SOLELY ON RACE!" "Oh, wait, on second thought, you're right: my doughnut choice was subconsciously based on race. I learned something about myself - my body's allergic reaction to chocolate is manifested by my inner fear of all things black. I shall have a chocolate doughnut, after all, and suffer the consequences. Thank you for helping me explore my issues, mister Chinaman."
But at least the movie has a point...... oh, wait, I was thinking of some other movie - THIS MOVIE IS POINTLESS!
I felt embarrassed watching it. I am ashamed of this movie.
Kudos to Brendan Fraser for his brilliant recreation of his role in "Encino Man."