I watched 3 movies this weekend...

Rating: 1/10 (13 September 2005)

Battle Royale, Freddy Got Fingered, and Crash. Sadly, Freddy Got Fingered was NOT the worst movie that I watched. That dubious distinction belonged to Crash. I love movies and in my entire life, I have only seen two movies that were so lousy that I couldn't finish them: Summer of Sam and Crash. Enough reviewers have left comments pointing out the films weaknesses that I am not enough going to waste my time nor the energy that would take me to type it. This film isn't worth it. Instead, I would like to list a few films, starting at the bottom of the 250 Best films list: Scarface (#247), The Exorcist (#225), The Terminator (#227), Stand By Me (#200), The Elephant Man (#126), Reservoir Dogs (#72), A Clockwork Orange (#69), just to name a few. Crash is a film that does NOT deserve it's #49 ranking. In fact, Crash is not even worthy of wiping the snot from ANY of these vastly superior films collective noses. Pure drivel.