Too many anvils falling on my head

Rating: 1/10 (4 February 2006)

We get it! We really get it! The whole world is full of racists! That would be a great message to send out, if it were true. The fact of the matter is that it's not true. And by suggesting that it's a fact of life and making everyone in the movie unbearably hypocritical and over-the-top, I'd say the movie itself is racist.
The writing is contrived, and the whole way through it feels as if a room full of rich white guys were sitting around eating Chinese food, writing about other cultures and pretending they relate to them.
Of course they had just been inspired by all the racist jokes that came to mind when the guy who didn't speak very good English delivered their food.
This movie doesn't deserve all the attention it's getting. I can't help but feel offended and disgusted by this movie. I wouldn't even bother being upset about it, but it's such a great example of all that is wrong with the Hollywood Studio System.