Contrived, contrived, contrived, organ and choirs going wa-wa

Rating: 1/10 (5 December 2005)

Horrible! A standard stupid way of making a movie. Show a scene and then show the seemingly unrelated events that "oh my gosh" bring everything into focus. A total waste of time.
Here's how to make a movie like this. Write four short stories, each of which includes a reference to ... let's see ... gumballs for instance. Now snip up the short stories into about 20 pieces. Now start pasting the pieces back together and find some 17th century choir and organ music for background. In the end show that gumballs really were important in the whole scheme of things.
Presto... you have just produced a movie like Crash. The name is right ... it crashes.