where is this world going?

Rating: 1/10 (23 April 2002)

The female version of 'fast and the furious' aka. 'coyote ugly' has to be the worst movie i've seen since 'cocktail'. What a waste of film. And, what the hell was john goodman doing in this low budget crapfest? these are a few of the things i was pondering after submitting myself to the urges to finally watch this low-grade piece of trash. i don't feel too bad since it only cost me $0.50 to rent...but i can't believe i wasted an hour and a half of my life to witness the sheer horror this movie has to offer. I don't know if you've seen it, but yes i thought it was that bad. last night i had a dream that i was dancing around on a bar with a bunch of trashy cowgirls, throwing water on perfect strangers and wasting ump-teen dozen bottles of liquor. with the amount they waste/break/give away i have absolutely no idea how the place continues to stay running. 60oz bottles of rum and scotch ain't cheap...unlike the quality of the film. okay, that's enough movie bashing for one day. i guess i'm just tired of seeing losers come into my store buying the stupidest crap and recommending it to me. ''oh yeah, this movie is awesome...it's not what you think at all''. yeah, it sure wasn't. i had a glimmer of hope that it was actually going to be a tad enjoyable. i guess the average male/female population, ages 18-40 must be easy to entertain.