Ugh...

Rating: Null/10 (10 August 2000)

Zuckheiner delivers another warm pile of expired tripe, and I'm tired of having to sit through these elongated music videos. The only saving grace for me personally is that I didn't have to pay to see it. Still, it's two hours of life I will never get back. What saddens me further are the comments about the plot of this movie being "real" and (sigh) "original". I'm certain comments like these are from people who have never had "real" jobs or an "original" thought. Standard girl makes good story with lots of shiny, happy "actors" to round out the wallpaper. Even the target male pre-pube audience won't get much enjoyment from this turkey since the girls only reach "tease". Look for cut-n-paste Tyra Banks movie stills, coming to an internet near you. By the way, I have structured my comments in the same manner the hacks threw together the, uh, script... for this film: haphazardly and pointlessly. Thankfully, this movie will vanish in two weeks, and no one will care. While the Coyote Not-a-Genius formulates another loser, I'll be waiting here, trying to figure out a way to avoid seeing it. Please, Jerry, STOP.