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Rating: 1/10 (18 August 2000)

Coyote Ugly is the worst film I've seen in some time. Perabo's acting consists of little more than biting her bottom lip and looking doe-eyed. Watching John Goodman play her father is both painful and embarrassing. And, for all the hype, the movie isn't very sexy at all. Girls twirl bottles and shake their asses....that's it. You ain't missing nothing.