turn off your brain and enjoy some cheese

Rating: Null/10 (8 August 2000)

In the year of our Lord 2000, the god of adolescent boys gave unto us the film "Coyote Ugly".
This movie, I think, it the cherry on top of our Y2K formulaic summer cinema sundae. (By this I mean it is the worst, the pinnacle of mediocrity)
If you are a young female who feels she has all kinds of potential locked up inside, but you need a kindly external influence to unleash it, then this movie will serve well to reinforce your neurotic, self-centered view on life. As far as I'm concerned, this sort of pseudo-romantic tripe is exactly what screws up so many young American women.
If you are a male (young or old) just ogle the females and you'll make it through. I did, though just barely...