Gut wrenchingly awful. Really.

Rating: Null/10 (20 October 2003)

WHY WHY WHY did a group of Hollywood knuckleheads get together and agree to make this abomination? Didn't they read the script? Roadhouse and Urban Cowboy were horrible enough, but this one takes the 'hero in a rowdy bar' cliché to a new and painful low. The worst thing is that it has some likable actors and actresses. Unfortunately, they're crushed under the weight of abysmally moronic writing wrapped around scene after ridiculous scene of beer and booze and slop. I felt like taking a shower and calling the health department.
Buy a fresh pack of razor blades before you rent this waste of time; you'll be choking on your pizza and aching to slit your wrists before you're halfway through your first beer. Run. Save yourself.