A true waste of time!

Rating: 1/10 (25 February 2001)

Dear Jerry!
I used to be one of your most arduous admirers. Unfortunately, you seem to have changed considerably since your longtime companion Don Simpson died in 1996.
I can´t help but get the impression that he´s the one who did all the creative work in your production company.
Let´s face it: it was all downhill after the ground-breaking smash hit "The Rock".
Now, "Con Air" still had some of the charm that I like the most about your films.
But don´t even mention "Armageddon" or "Gone in 60 seconds"! These films are simply a waste of time! Even though they could have been a lot better!
Oh, I almost forgot: I really liked "Enemy of the state", that was a truly thrilling roller coaster ride.
Do me a favor, will you? Please stay away from these movies that deal with women and their strive to success! They´re shallow and sexist...
"Coyote Ugly" is simply the worst film I´ve seen in years! It´s beaten only by Madonna´s disaster movie "The Next best Thing".
You can do better, I know that for a fact!
All the best. Jake.