The worst movie I've seen in a theatre

Rating: 1/10 (6 August 2000)

I'm sure I've seen worse movies, but can't think of one I've seen in a theatre. This film has the writing quality of SHOWGIRLS and the originality of a Casper The Friendly Ghost cartoon.
I don't blame the actors (they are all attractive and don't overact). I blame the writers and the director. When "Jersey" finally kisses her love interest, he says "Have a nice day." Then he apologizes for not having anything else to say. I laughed out loud, and wondered if that line was ad-libbed.
If you want to know what this movie is like -- think of every movie cliche you've ever seen cramped into a plotline taken from that terrible J Love Hewitt TV show that failed last Fall.
There was one other thing about the movie -- the music. I don't believe in capital punishment -- but might be willing to make an exception for the songwriters.
This movie belongs on MST3K!