Idiots gave this movie 10 stars...

Rating: 1/10 (21 May 2007)

...or maybe they were teenage girls with dreams of making it in soft-core porn. This movie is nothing more than dumbed-down flash and trash. If you saw this movie, gave it a glowing review, and are reading this, you probably like Jerry Springer, The View, and are contributing to the next generation's smaller brain power by raising even dumber kids. Yes, I know you don't get what I just wrote. Sigh... The best part of the movie? Piper Perabo, who is adorable and--... Wait a sec. I just realized I am wasting my time. You like crappy mindless snack foods and other junk? You'll like this tripe, and I can't change your tiny mind. You want a good film that is challenging and different and enjoyable? Try Maria Bello in 'The Cooler' instead. She deserves better than this 'Ugly' garbage.