So bad I left my wife

Rating: 2/10 (24 September 2006)

Okay, so I only left my wife in the living room to watch this piece of garbage while I ate supper, but that's still a pretty big deal in our house! I mean, I do have LIMITS! I'll watch 'Billy Madison' over and over for her, but if she wanted to watch an 'Ernest Goes...' movie I'd draw the line, too. Any movie with this much WOO-ing can't be good, and every little bit of it that I heard was so hackney I could only roll my eyes. Why are movies like this even still made? Why are movies like this still written?! And why is John Goodman in this one? I hope he at least got laid outta the deal...I know I didn't... Just do yourself a favour and avoid this junk.