The first movie I ever took back to the rental store 2 mins after is was done!

Rating: 1/10 (7 March 2006)

OK, now, I love the movies with Johnny Depp in it, but seriously. The people who made this must have been bored out of their minds. They put together a cheesy film, that was the exact opposite of "spectacular" and I invited my parents over to watch it, because I heard it was really spectacular. But they left the house 15 mins into the movie. And it did not get much better. I got bored and it was the most dragged out film I have seen in a really long time. And it is SO not original. I mean, Shrek, Shrek 2, Titanic, they all have the same LOVE plot. The man and woman fall in a forbidden love. Well, if I were you and going to pay $3.50 at the movie rental store, get another movie, like Scream, or The cat in the hat. They rock!!!!