Hollywood churns out more trite garbage- Nightmar b4 xmas redux

Rating: 3/10 (7 December 2005)

Stupid kid movie masquerading as something sly.
Certain parts of this movie hit the mark and are funny and creepy and weird all at the same time. HOWEVER the majority of this CRAP is your standard Hollywood paint by numbers "let's rehash what worked last time and make sure it is accessible to our target audience". It's the basis for many crappy movies served up to our happy suburban slaves who are torpid and bereft of any taste whatsoever- as such, they gobble this slop up like hungry pigs.
Anyways, the plot of this movie is that our hero travels to beetlegeuse/nightmare b4 xmas land of the dead(yes we have seen it before folks, and funnier and better).
This happens because he proposes to a dead corpse unwittingly so they are to be married- meanwhile his other forced marriage awaits him in the land of the living...
So we are presented with lots of cutesy/morbid scenes that prove to Tim Burton that more of the same doesn't count as being edgy. This movie has all the edges of fat man's sock and it smells as bad.
If you are handy with the fast forward button you can see some funny musical bits.. but mainly this is dull and reminiscent of many movies that came before it that were much better.