how is this a movie?

Rating: 1/10 (9 January 2006)

this is not a review on the actual movie itself. this is a review on Tim Burton. i have had enough. how has a man been able to take movies with the most basic plots, and screw it up completely. Charlie and the chocolate factory is supposed to be a movie about a little boy who's dreams come true when he visits the chocolate factory of the world renowned Willie wonka. not that hard of a plot. the only thing that kept me in the theater was the thought that Willie wonka, might go Michael Jackson on the kids. it was my fear for their safety that kept me in that theater. again, planet of the apes. the whole concept was in the title, a planet populated with apes. so why did you feel the need to expand on that idea. i didn't that a man could take a film as bad as planet of the apes and actually make it worse. the only thing that has kept him in the game has been johnny deep. i think its about time you retract your claws and let him go about his career. since this is the comment area for corpse bride, i guess i might review that too. Tim Burton had a little success with nightmare before Christmas, could be because he didn't direct it. so he thought he might do the exact same thing, but throw johnny deep into the mix, and it will be twice as good right?...wrong. it was absolutely awful. the one thing i got out of seeing this movie is that i learned that the hands on my watch glow in the dark, cause i was counting the seconds till i got to leave. my suggestion is that Tim Burton should crawl back into the crack pipe that he came out of.