If one could understand what they're talking about...

Rating: 1/10 (29 January 2012)

Holy Mother of tap-dancing Jesus! Can someone figure out why the hell they speak in old testament language throughout this movie. I cant say that it was an overkill. It was a bloody nightmare. Considering half the folks walked out of the theater i guess one should know what to expect from this movie. If you aren't acquainted with Shakespearean mode of English let me give you some advice. Save the money. Go watch something else. Grab a drink. You are going to need one after watching this. Make that two and avoid this movie and you will be alright. Whatever made the people make this kind of movie I'm sure it wasn't in any remotely good intentions. I mean, why suit people up and give them automatic weapons and make them speak Shakespearean? Whats the big idea? Confuse the living daylights out of the audience? Because the language has nothing to do with how the characters look on screen? The arrogance of Hollywood to experiment with the patience of movie goers is appalling. No wonder piracy is rampant and they need lousy laws like SOPA and ACTA to force garbage like this down our throat.