Irritatingly Bad

Rating: 1/10 (10 November 2018)

Oh, by the way, I never read the book. I am so glad I never wasted my valuable time reading something so awful. Where do the Hollyweird-elites dig up such garbage. I saw some users thought this movie should not be shown to kids, I agree. I agree so strongly I will take it a step farther, this movie should not shown, period. So did I see this movie? I did. Am I sorry for seeing it? I am. What's it about? Well here it goes. Some girl goes through a hidden door in a brick wall and ends up in a different universe - holy quantum leap Batman. In this universe, our hero's mother is replaced by a scary-cannibalistic-pictureframe-witch-spider of a Woman-thing. New-mom is something disturbingly horrible. Well the story meanders through disjointed paths of pointless stuff. With every up, there comes a down, and each down is conquered by a strong Coraline. It sounds interesting, but it is not. Yet another drain on my wallet. I am no fan of torture at the cinema and that is all this thing ended up being.