This movie is awesome

Rating: 10/10 (16 June 2006)

I saw this movie when it first came out on DVD and it didn't make any sense. Then I watched it on TV again recently and I actually got it. Keanu Reeves plays an awesome sarcastic and chain smoking detective guy who deals with demons and stuff. The holes kid plays his little assistant dude. The best parts are when Keanu Reeves punches people in the face. "It's called pain. Get used to it" and "my names Constantine. John Constatine. Asshole" are the best lines I have ever heard. HOW CAN YOU BEAT A MOVIE WITH DEMONS AND KEANU REEVES? The answer is "you can't". Whoever thinks this movie sucks is wrong. This is my favorite movie of all time and I watch it whenever it's on TV. I'M GOING TO GET IT ON DVD FOR MY BIRTHDAY!