whoa?

Rating: 1/10 (29 March 2005)

I seriously hated this. It was one of those big-budget, boring, lack-of-good-writing-or-character-Hollywood crap experiences. I had a big Pepsi but there's not enough caffeine in the world to keep you awake through this. Shia LaBouef was cute in it, but I liked his hair better the other way. He's not in it enough,and sometimes they make him look incompetent. And then, that hat. Really, off-screen, he has some cute hair that this movie did not take advantage of! I fell asleep for awhile; Keanu Reeves was boring anyway. I forget if he says,"Whoa!" in this one. And, how about that "angel," Gabriel? Seriously, if you're some otherworldly creature who knows so much, couldn't you dress better? I don't even want to go to heaven if the angels are so butch. Wasn't Gabriel supposed to be a man-angel anyway? It sys so in the Bible. That's another reason this movie's so annoying.