Awful on every level

Rating: 1/10 (5 December 2006)

CONSTANTINE is truly one of the worst films I've ever seen. There isn't one memorable moment in the whole film. It's badly photographed, the effects are ugly and unconvincing. The story is one big "who effing cares." It's not clever, chilling or fun. It's just drab and painful to watch certainly because it tries so hard to be clever and original.
It's obvious the producers were inspired by THE MATRIX to do this film but they failed at every level. I can't imagine a more pointless story than an action adventure religious movie. Who came up with this really unpleasant concept? The makers of this film know nothing about horror, religion or action. It's a shame Keanu decided to star in this disaster, his mere involvement green-lighted this ill-conceived thing and the world is not better off because of it. This is a movie they'll show in hell.