maggots devour the thinkers....

Rating: 1/10 (24 March 2005)

Yawn.... I actually dozed off a couple times.
First of all, I wasn't buying the cheesy common-law marriage of the supernatural made so commonplace, middle-of-the-road, average to the point of ridicule/boredom. Dumb. No mysticism whatsoever. Yet NOT A SATIRE? I'm supposed to take THIS seriously? Nightclubs that require clairvoyancy, archangels dressing ambiguously transsexual...Is this all a bad joke?
Constantine is dying. I TRIED to care! How can you? He's dying.That's the sum of his personality!
The movie tries at the epic struggle between good and evil, but fails on every possible level. Special effects do NOT compensate for complex characters or well-written plots. This film is just an excuse or CGI.
I need a bath after watching it, BUT- What if I wind up in Hell?!? YES! Apparently,it's just that simple! The whole movie's simple. Leave your brain at home.