What is this thing?

Rating: 1/10 (17 November 2006)

Constantine is a piece of crap. This movie blows ass. It's practically unwatchable. Special effects are o.k., but who cares when nothing makes sense? What's up with the guy who plays the devil? What a loser. Why is there so much boiling water in this movie? What's the story with the final scenes taking place in a SWIMMING POOL? Was this filmed at the YMCA?
And who the FU*K was that little turd who played Keanu Reeve's "companion"? Hopefully he'll never get another role after this. If Constantine comes on t.v. and your other choice is staring at the wall, just keep staring.