keanu reeves quintessence

Rating: 10/10 (13 October 2005)

first and foremost, i heard from everyone i knew that this movie was horrible, bad script, bad premise and not even the A-minus list of celebs made it OK. i didn't know anything about the movies' premise, other than it was ecclesiastical, if you will. and after wasting 2 hours of precious life and suffering from an unwanted encore of my dinner watching van helsing, this venue of Hollywood needed some serious redemption. need i write anymore than "keanu reeves".. alright, alright ... i'm biased, keanu is hott. and i'm a guy, and not gay ... but this movie vindicates god's reason to put keanu reeves in Hollywood and leather pants.. he oooozes cool in this movie (despite the fact that the script, and minor special effects are pure unadulterated crap).. actually, the movie is quite possibly the most pretentious, pompous and arrogant piece of work i've ever seen.. or imagined. it's great ...if you haven't seen it, may god strike you ..