Say Cheese!

Rating: 1/10 (7 April 2005)

Say Cheeeeeese! Forget depth, plot, art and religion. The only God here is the god of cgi.
Keanu Reeves weakens the role of another indie comic book re-edited for mainstream appeal. The modern-day setting demeans any glorious or otherworldly associations you ever attached to the great beyond. The devil wears a suit. Archangel Gabriel is a catty she-male. There's a nightclub where vacuous drunks have to prove clairvoyancy for admittance. Several french kisses and dry-hump scenes later, we assume they're elite prophets, but they add nothing but risqué scenery.
Don't fall asleep in the bathtub...that's the simple Hollywood way of visiting Hell. Duh! Stupid! Unbelievable! How could anyone produce this?
Keep your own thoughts of heaven/hell/dogma/anything. Whatever you believe in. This movie will only trivialize any thought system You will gain absolutely nothing. I'm Christian, and ashamed of the contrived stereotypes.