Should Have Stayed a Comic

Rating: 4/10 (9 February 2005)

I have never read the comic/graphic novel, but I do know Constantine should have stayed one. This movie had so many things about it, ideas, emotions, and it should have been cool........and yet it sucked a monkey's left nut. It was drawn out, the story was not developed enough, and just seemed like an excuse to make another movie about a comic. Look, anyone who says they liked this movie is either a publicist for the film, a deranged half breed demon from the movie, severely mentally challenged or a combination of all three. If you get really drunk, then maybe the movie will be cool. If you really want to see this movie, make sure someone else pays, because then you won't feel ripped off.