why?

Rating: 4/10 (22 July 2013)

A. Why is Shia LaBeouf in this movie? Do you owe him money? Does he have a picture of you getting it on with a ten year old? Did he promise you sexual favors for the role? Could you not find another coked-out boy- band reject, in L.A.? B. Why was this movie so watered down? Has the lowest common denominator proved to be a loyal and reliable audience in the past? Was the concern that if the movie was made well no one would go and see it? Did you not know that movies are allowed to be good? C. Did you know that there is a comic book series called Hellblazer, that's all about John Constantine? Was it too difficult to just use the comic as the movie's story-board? Did you just not want to pay the comic book writers for the screenplay? D. Did you not know that computer generated images look fake? Did you not know that by using lighting, puppets,make-up artistry and blood packs you can make special effects look real? You spent one hundred million dollars to make this movie, did you know you could have made ten movies for that price?