With Keanu Reeves Acting Lucifer May Not Take Him Either

Rating: 1/10 (23 February 2005)

This may be the worse Keanu Reeves acting in his career. Even with his acting in a teen movie was more enjoyable than this one. His stone acting looks and feels like watching Thunderbirds on a stringed puppet. The entire movie are too complicated, convoluted, the flow of the story is bad. The writing is amateur the story lack any logic, it isn't even abstract art, its like someone vomited on the story.
I just watched the movie today and the entire movie is scratching there head not understanding anything. The only thing that made sense was when the movie was over. My mother slept in deep coma and had to wake her up three times during the movie. By the time it's over. It is clear this is a block-disaster movie.
On the positive side, this is a very good movie for students of arts, in reminding them not to write a complicated story with no beginning and a story whose flow is discontinuous. The story could have been written much simpler in terms of making the plot more clear to keep the audiences in suspense. Was there any suspense here? No! Since no one understands, there is no suspense. I in fact, wasn't even aware this was a horror. What horror? Didn't scare me. The cat looks cute, the suicide was nice and clean, and the superhuman strenght to destroy the bathtub didn't impress me, there was so little blood not even enough for a blood exam that Keanu Reeves couldn't possibly need the help of God (from sacrifice) to save his life! I mean this Lucifer, why bother removing the cancer from his lungs! Just give back his life back, warts and all!!!