5 Stars

Rating: 5/10 (24 September 2015)

3 Stars- Keanu Reeves.
"That's pain. Get used to it."
2 Stars- Shia LeBouf.
"*mumbling weird prayer that did something cool*
0 Stars-
literally everything else.
Why 0 stars, you ask.
What great special effects, you say.
Here's the deal. Clumsy editing, plot made zero sense, terrible acting, horrible screenplay. They explained just enough things so you could feel like you knew what was going on, but failed to build or expand those feelings into what the English language calls "coherence." Really just enjoy watching Keanu Reeves be a bad actor in everything he does. Literally lifts junk like this into something I enjoy.