Funny Review

Rating: 7/10 (11 February 2005)

"The Singapore Health Promotion Board has found the perfect spokesperson for its anti-smoking campaign  and it's none other than Keanu Reeves in the role of the reluctant anti-hero cum walking chimney John Constantine.
In between exorcism rites and fight-fests with renegade demons, the cancer-stricken and hard-drinking Constantine continues to flip his Zippo with panache, fire up the fags and down cough suppressants as we would Ribena.
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The only grouse that gay audiences may have with Constantine lies in its portrayal of demons as homosexual or bisexual: Balthazar snarls in Constantine's face and declares him to be "finger lickin' good" while the white-clad Lucifer (Fargo's Peter Stormare) goes one step further by playing footsie with Constantine's inner thigh and giving him a good tongue wash.
Then again, with Keanu Reeves as the shirt-and-tie walking fetish Constantine  anyone homosexual, bisexual, heterosexual or remotely sexual would be hard-pressed not to feel weak in the knees  especially when confronted with his bubble butt and a gratuitous scene of him tearing off his shirt to expose his defined abs."