Was this actually a bad COMEDY?

Rating: 2/10 (6 July 2020)

Had I known this was a comedy with special effects, I wouldn´t have invested 2 hours of my life forever lost. 'Cos I honestly have no idea WTF was this on about. Keanu, who has the same face "where-did-I-put-my-car- keys?" he's perma-shown for the past 30 years +, is the unlikely hero in a film where after 10 minutes you feel envious of the characters being smashed up. This movie is so bad that you spent half of it wondering how on earth 2 decent actresses like Tilda Swinton and Rachel Weisz got in here (only reason to give 2 stars at all). Absolutely dreadful.