Hell on Earth

Rating: 5/10 (21 February 2005)

This movie is centered around John Constantine, a guy who is known for his dealings with things of demonic nature. It is supposed to be based on the comic "Hell Blazer", which is an excellent comic. You have an excellent item with a great idea, so you should come up with a great movie, right? Wrong! Dead Wrong! Could not be further from the truth in this case.
The concept is great, But the acting on behalf of the supporting cast was only a little better than awful, and the special effects were horrible, obvious, and completely unbelievable to say the least. You can watch better effects on the WB when you watch an episode of Charmed. And now on to the single most curdling part of the entire fiasco, our good buddy Keanu! Whoa, who would have seen that one coming? This guy makes the usual suspects (Stallone, Shatner, "Arnold", and Mcgowan) look like Oscar contenders. He has no talent at all and should never find work again, not even in a piece of crap Matrix sequel, where again both he and the film sucked! 1 outta 10.