boring

Rating: 1/10 (13 July 2005)

This was really dumb. There's this boring guy from the Matrix who smokes, the movie's all about him. Shia LaBoeuf is the cutest sidekick ever! Even though he cut his hair! The other guy makes Shia do all kinds of stuff, like he's a slave or something. Wherever they are is probably real cold, because the guy from the matrix decides that his superpower will be how he can drop by hell whenever he wants just by taking a bath with his clothes on, not that you want to see him naked anyway. SPOILER Then there's this ugly angel whose wearing bad neckties and suits.The matrix guy is so dumb he doesn't even realize that in heaven nobody wears suits! So he hangs around his bathtub and keeps smoking some more until he gets to meet the devil whose kinda mean to him.