Will someone please give Keanu Reeves a slap of a shovel!!!

Rating: 1/10 (20 April 2005)

Absolute drivel.One of the worst films i've seen in some time.Nearly as bad as Speed 2.Its just so stupid.I can't put it into words,its that bad! The plot must have been written up on the way to the studio on the bus.Whoever pays these lads to pick which films to make should be shoot!"Lets get Keanu!"i can imagine some dumb-ass saying,"He looks good in those long black coats". This film has about as much action as a cup of soup.It shudders along without a hint of direction and arrives an hour later at its overdue ending.Why is the devil wearing white?answer that for me! Don't spend your hard earned money renting this,Oh no,take that money and save a bit more,buy a big shovel,find keanu and give him a good hard slap of it across the back of the head.