Planes, Cage, and Automobiles? Cage with a fake southern accent

Rating: 5/10 (25 March 2003)

A real hoot!
Cage is at his best sucking! (He comes complete with King Fu grip and a Southern accent that's about as convincing as Elton John would be playing a non-flambouyant straight man.) Why does Nick keep popping up in films. I would much rather seeing a real bad acting artist like Keanu Reeves than some arrogant prick who the world of Hollywood claims is one of it's best, but in all actuality is more dull than the tip of Sponge.
There's plenty of realistic action. Wait that's another film.
I do think that Buscemi and Malcovich play well with their highly entertaining characters. But the story of this film is Nick Cage's dialogues sounding like a Tennessee Walking Horse chewing on Emu Dung.
This film sucked like newborn baby on his first bottle.