Total and utter Trash

Rating: 1/10 (6 August 2011)

Oh dear oh dear. Just watched this absolute JOKE of a movie.
What is the point of this movie? None. Silly macho characters and dialogue. Nonsensical story and setting. But the worst feature has to be the acting. Nobody, not even this star-studded cast, can do anything with this. They don't even look as if they are trying, they are just hamming it up.
Every cliché imaginable - surely this film is a deliberate send up? But maybe not??? Some top acting talent is right here. But what could any of them possibly have been thinking of - Cusack, Malkovich, Cage. Why were they so desperate to make chumps of themselves? Who knows? It's garbage - total and utter trash.