Tom Cruise - wettest bad man ever

Rating: 1/10 (5 May 2005)

If you're going to have a baddie, make him bad. Ikkle Tommy was wet, pathetic and not scary, mind you he wasn't helped by the fact the film itself was rubbish.
So dull, Foxx didn't deserve to be put in this poor, boring film. The plot took a good half hour to get going if you had seen the trailers, which meant that once again the Hollywood machine has ruined a film by letting you know the point to the film - Tom is bad! Wow, the wee man has been trying to get an Oscar since Jerry and the reason he won't get one is that he is not the best actor year in, year out. Nothing in this film makes me think that will change. I'm perfectly happy to be proved wrong but frankly all the hype around this film was not justified.