Eminently existential... or something...

Rating: 3/10 (23 May 2005)

Hollywood, yet again, gives France a run for its euros as the world leader in production of cheese in general and Brie (the kind movie critics savor), as we watch Tom Cruise's eminently existential struggle to, once and for all, choose whether he wants to look like an eminently existential hit-man like eminently noir Jean Reno (also because that's how Tom learned to play Vincent) or an eminently crazy-eyed but spouting eminently existential one-liners (because they pay him) Chirstopher Walken (also because that's how he learned to play Max -- before the line producer collated the script properly).
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