The Miraculous Performance of Niles Roth!

Rating: Null/10 (26 August 2004)

There have been thousands of reviews of performances given by Cruise and Fox, but not one article has even mentioned the ONE true brilliant performance of this film: helicopter pilot #1. NILES ROTH! The very incarnation of Adonis! The word MASTER shall not suffice! It took mine eyes 3 weeks to recover from the retinal burns I received while attempting to view his godly majesty in Michael Mann's "Collateral." And I tell you truly, my beloved, it was WORTH IT! I am not fit to wash this man's feet. I beseech you oh Niles Roth, do not use your
genius to destroy us, let us live so that all may have a chance to
experience your ecstatic rapture. AMEN