I didn't know there was Prada in the Civil War

Rating: Null/10 (27 December 2003)

Nicole Kidman's make-up, hair and wardrobe were enough for me to throw my Junior Mints at the screen. Watching any reality being thrown away to massage an actress' vanity was proof that Cold Mountain was more of a bodice ripper than an epic tale. Kidman's all too chic men's black suit at the end made me want to hurl.
Let's not even talk about Ma Kettle--oops I mean, Renee Zelleweger.

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