Saturday MORNING SERIAL SPLICED TOGETHER

Rating: 4/10 (18 September 2004)

This movie was too long, too bloody, two wasteful of its cast, and just plain too much of a MOUNTAIN OUT OF A MOLEHILL. Jude Law playing an old southrn
man was not believable as he went from one episode to another. Rene
Zellweger was totally over the top (and I love her) playing the angel of
COUNTRY COMPETENCE.
If you must see this keep the remote in hand for fast forwarding as every scene is evident from take one.
Will Miramix ever make a movie that you want to watch TWICE.