Self-indulgent claptrap...

Rating: Null/10 (22 December 2004)

If you are ever presented with the choice of 1) Having your fingernails removed with a needle-nosed pliers or 2) having honey poured over you and placed in a closet with fire ants or 3) being tied up and forced to watch Jarmusch's "Coffee and Cigarettes" take the fire ants.
This movie is beyond awful...it is the indie equivalent of Ishtar and Heaven's Gate rolled into one. It is the Titanic of bull sh*t; it is reasonably talented people sitting around talking who think that whatever they say is brilliant and entertaining. They could not be more wrong.
The opening is bad and it just gets worse. You have been warned.