Hack Wheeze Gasp Cough

Rating: 1/10 (3 October 2004)

This film couldn't suck enough if it tried.
Just awful.
What was with the Iggy Pop/Tom Waits scene?
Just bad bad bad.
Boring, directionless, uninteresting in any way, shape or form.
Steve Buscemi as a southern diner waiter? With an Elvis conspiracy theory?
Lots of big name actors, with lots of stupid dialogue. I can't think of a movie I hated more. Well, maybe Moulin Rouge, but at least that had Nicole Kidman to look at. Even Cate Blanchett's style and grace couldn't bring a redeemable moment to this train wreck.