This movie would rate a zero except 1 is the lowest score

Rating: 1/10 (18 September 2006)

I've seen this movie and it stinks to high heaven. I'm not sure I see anything redeeming about it. It's an utter waste of time. I guess it proves that anyone can put crud on a DVD and make money on it. Really don't waste your time. If I could give this a zero, I would.
A great or good movie is educational, inspiring and entertaining. A decent movie would have some elements of those aspects or might be exceptional in one aspect. A crappy movie would be devoid of anything useful to be put on celluloid. "Coffee and Cigarettes" was not educational unless you deem stereotypic banter from 2 mafioso and 2 black musicians "educational". It certainly was not inspiring as its central theme of "coffee and cigarettes" is not noteworthy or significant. Lastly this is one boring movie. It's like "Lost In Translation": you think something is going to happen, but it never does.
If you were on a deserted island, you wouldn't want this to keep you company. There's hundreds of better movies.