Art-house? No, Just Drivel

Rating: 1/10 (18 March 2007)

I'm sure this was supposed to be an art-house film featuring groups of people and their impromptu conversations over cigarettes and coffee. What it IS, is a contrived piece of crap that made me long for my two hours back! This is typical of Jarmusch and the trite, non-stylized crap he's passing off as art. There just aren't words for how boring, unintelligent, and devoid of intrigue I found this "work." It was reminiscent of something a six year old could film at nearly any Starbucks anywhere in the world. There's nothing "artsy" about this, it's just total schlock. This is awful and bore no resemblance to anything with a script, direction, or talent.
It rates a 1.2/10 from...
the Fiend :.