85 minutes of ..... crap

Rating: 1/10 (27 April 2008)

If you could have watched this movie with me, you'd either be annoyed or laughing your ass off. This movie was so bad it hurt. I kept muttering "oh yeah, cause when your friend is being eaten, you stand and film calmly" and "yeah, when i get stabbed through the heart with a metal rod, I can easily flee from monsters." along with my usual "RUN, B*TCH, RUN!"a and "The monster looks like a pair of legs with a head." Seriously, the camera ran continuously for like, 7 hours without the battery dying or the tape running out? And gee, Sony cameras a freaking indestructible. The camera was dropped, thrown, eaten, bombed, and otherwise molested but apparently survived perfectly. yeah. right. Where can I buy one of these immortal camcorders? The movie could have been good if it wasn't 85 minutes of screaming and filming the floor while running. My girlfriend is about the throw up from motion sickness. Please please please abandon the second movie.