singing, and trying not to hurl ... SHake, ShAke, shaKE....ShAkE, sHAke, ShaKE...SHAke yOuR mOvIE....ShAkE yoUR MooViE .....

Rating: 1/10 (25 January 2008)

This is what my friends and I were singing through most of the film, and then all the way home. Well, at least we were inspired to song. But that seems to be the only redeeming quality of this film school experiment (gone bad).
In short, the film sucks. It really did seem like we were watching an uninspired film school project. And, it would not get a passing grade. No plot, storyline, or character development -- oh, and no ending or resolution.
And even more important -- No MONSTER. When I go to a monster flick I expect to see..a MONSTER. Not suggested with low budget CGI effects, but very clearly realized on the screen -- A MOVIE MONSTER.
Instead we get a gimmicky camera effect that has been used many times before (and done better) and guaranteed to make you hurl your popcorn (if you're into that), along with every cinematic cliché since GODZILLA was first realized to BLAIR WITCH PROJECT and the 911 TAPES.
The awards should really go to the marketing team. That's where the real genius lies (no pun). A great viral marketing campaign.