Stunk worse than.....

Rating: 1/10 (26 January 2008)

How should I begin to discuss this movie? It was actually so terrible that words fail to truly do justice to the epic lameness of this film. It was almost so bad as to be termed repellent, in fact. I have only encountered one thing in my life that stunk worse than this film, and that was a Chinese toilet - but given the choice of living through one of these events again, I would choose the Chinese toilet - because it doesn't last as long.
So what exactly was wrong with the film, you ask? Poor acting, no plot development, cinematography (much)worse than that in the Blair Witch Project.... need I go on?
Where did the monster come from? Does it die in the end? If so. how? Why did I have to pay money to see this film? Is there any way to get my money back? These are just some of the questions that were left in need of answers after the film was over.....
Can I give this movie a zero rating? NO??? That is the only reason that I gave it a one. HOW IS THIS MOVIE RATED SO HIGH??? DID ALL THE ACTORS IN IT VOTE 1000 TIMES??? Save yourself the headache and lighter wallet - if you truly feel the need to see it, pirate it, because it is not worth the money that could better be spent on toilet paper.