Crap

Rating: 1/10 (18 January 2008)

-Contains Spoilers - Not that it matters. During the first 10 minutes of the movie, the song "Suicidal" was being played in a party scene. That song reflected my sentiments exactly. Five minutes into the movie and I was wishing all the characters would just die. I walked out several times just to clear my head but was always drawn back, kind of like onlookers at the scene of a hideous accident. What didn't I like about the movie. First of all, the main characters were unlikeable. They were self-centered and obnoxious, as well as vomit inducing. In particular, the one with the camera. I was so relieved when the monster ate him. Unfortunately, the monster spit him out. Even he couldn't stomach the actor. The logic of the movie was also idiotic. In one scene, at the military command center, someone says that two F-18 will be there in 30-minutes. Two F-18s in 30 minutes? Are you kidding me? what are they, delivering pizzas. Don't waste your money. If you really have to see it, at least wait until it hits the $1.00 DVD bin at Circuit City - sometime next month. This piece of crap was totally unsatisfying on an emotional level as well as pretentious. Like many others, I started to fill physically ill watching this movie. In fact, I closed my eyes during the first 20-minutes of the movie. It was either due to the vomit inducing script or the equally vomit-inducing erratic motion of the camera. Ewe Boll, where are you when we need you.