Like totally SWEEET! 12 stars out of 10!!

Rating: 4/10 (21 November 2008)

I gotta admit, man, when I saw those ads, I was all like dude this is gonna RAAWK! And my bro Fiz was like "its all whacked!" and I was like "No fool! this is for real!" And then their were these leaked clips on the Net and I was like: man, they didn't want us to see these leaked clips but now i seen them and I gotta see this movie cuz it's gonna BLOW my mind and Totally RAWWK!!
Anyway, the movie was all about ROb and his bro and New York and the monster. Like Rob starts out with Beth, but at dis party Beth is with Ben, who doesn't like ROb and Rob doesn't like him, but Rob is going to Japan and Rob still likes Beth but so, I felt so like I could relate to Rob and Beth. And Hud and Rob's bro's girl. I so cared for them. They were SUCH great characters. Really profund people. Like me.
And then the MONSTER attacks and man is it WICKED!! He smashes everything and the ARMY comes to in to waste him and they can't cuz he RAWKS! And ROb is like, we gotta save Beth and the others are like no we can't. And Rob is like YES we IS.
And then the chick Marlena who Hud likes (Hud is the one with the camera(and he is like serious friends with Rob (Hud is like so funny, man, because he's like slow and dumb!))) Anyway, Marlena is attacked by a monster spider and is bitten by the spider monster and she totally completely EXPLODES! When I saw that, I stood up and was all like "AW YEA!" until the peeps behind told me to sit down and shut up.
Anyway, the movie is filmed with a hand-held cam, just like I have for Youtube and the Internet! It's SOO real and new and I feel like I can relate because I am part of the Youtube generation, and I'm all like, yea that could be me in the movie-- they are just like ME. The WHOLE TIME we're all like, what is going' on?--this is SO COOL! It was just plain hands down AWESOME!!
And for those of you all sayin that this is just like Blair Witch movie, you're DEAD WRONG, man!! Blair Witch was Completely different. Blair Witch was about a witch. Cloverfield is about a MONSTER! Blair witch was in the woods, which is not New York city, except for the part where they are in Central Park which is sorta like the woods except fewer trees.
My only downfall was like how it was only 85 minutes long. They could of got like at least 3 hours more of this. An I have no idea what the monster really was.
So anyway, here's the deal: THIS movie RAWKS and I would definitely recommend it. If yur a cool dude like me (YEA!) and you dig EXTREME flicks, then you'll Definitely love Cloverfield. 12 stars out of 10 stars, man!