Cloverfield - worst film.......perhaps ever!

Rating: 1/10 (1 November 2009)

Look, there are some details of the plot and other user comments which will help you understand the film. But, I would like to suggest an alternative to watching Cloverfield, which will have the same effect but not quite as bad.
Go down to your local supermarket and buy some fresh prawns, leave for 5-10 days in the sun. Then take two long, sharp, rusty nails and heat the tips up in the fire. Eat the prawns and stick the nails in your eyes. Trust me, this will be far more pleasurable than watching Cloverfield.
Just awful! The only reason it gets a 1 is that I have no choice, however there is a nice girl (Lizzy Caplan) in it so she can have the 1.