1 star is generous

Rating: 1/10 (22 January 2008)

I didn't like the original Blair Witch Project, and the big budget didn't make the BlairZilla Project any better.
The pre-Monster "story" just dragged on and on, and went nowhere. I was beginning to think all 74 minutes had already gone by without seeing the monster once.
Post-Monster... it was a really sad rehash of the '76 King Kong, with a little Godzilla and Aliens thrown in for good measure.
If you think about this movie for even a second, you're done with it. The tape is found in the area FORMERLY known as Central Park. So, you know exactly what's coming. What remains is, in short, a snuff film.
There's a difference between sci-fi and fantasy, and this was pure fantasy, with no redeeming qualities.
Just goes to show, as it does in the human body, something that goes viral in pop culture will probably make you feel bad.