If I had a time machine . . .

Rating: 1/10 (21 September 2015)

If I had a time machine I'd go back and make myself not watch this. What a waste of my time. I'm way over the jerky hand-held gimmick but even that wasn't the worst part of this.
Partially it was the constant feeling of being treated like an idiot by this film. From the camera surviving a nuke, to the cliché lines, the statue of liberty surviving being used as a bowling ball by a monster, a helicopter crashing and only the main characters surviving (of course the soldiers die and the idiots survive?), other stupid gimmicks.
But most of all it was like this movie has no point. Plot is non- existent. Normal disaster movies you get a happy ending with 'humanity working together' and a feel good ride off into the sunset after enjoying some fun special effects. Occasionally you got a scary one which impresses how fragile humans are, blah blah blah. This one? Neither. Everyone dies but you don't really care. The special effects can't be enjoyed because of the nausea inducing filming style, and there is no happy ending.