The Only Decent Parts Were The Bloody Scenes

Rating: Null/10 (14 September 2011)

I am being extremely generous giving this film a 2 out of 10. I would rather watch Barney the Dinosoar (that gave me nightmares when I was a kid) than watch this film again. Even my cat fell asleep during the film!!! The shakiness of the camera made me dizzy, the monster-thing looked the splitting image of my mother (on a good day) and the acting was horrible. The only thing that made me laugh were the bloody scenes that the make-up department obviously couldn't give a crap about. The most convincing bit, on behalf of the make-up department who were obviously paid more than what they should have done, was the spike sticking through the woman's chest ... and the part when the girl got torn in 2!!!
Other than that, this film was absolute balls. They obviously got some ideas from The Blair Witch Project. Seriously, why can't film directors grow a pair of balls and come up with something original??? They're paid enough money to entertain people, and all this film did was bore my cat to sleep and give me a dead foot!! Oh, and a headache.
In conclusion, I would rather watch paint dry. Long live Borat!!!