This *will* leave you speechless

Rating: 1/10 (4 April 2008)

Originally,I didn't see this movie in a theater,because I checked the comments here and they were mostly bad.Its an old habit of mine,but this time,I still decided to watch it,after downloading it from internet,because a friend of mine said it was very original,fresh and thrilling.Expect a lot of spoilers from here on.
First,we have the main characters-someone must have watched many of the classic horror movies from the past 20-30 years.In the first 20 minutes of the movie,we get to know the main characters.These are names you have never heard and will never hear again,so no need to mention them. Friends,a going away party,unspoken love,a moron with a camera and his unsuccessful flirting...The rest of the movie is mostly screaming,a shaking camera,as few as possible moments,actually viewing the antagonist...In the end we don't really care about the characters,I personally enjoyed seeing the narrator die and thats about it.
The visual effects here are satisfactory(there are booms,bangs and big explosions)-much like in any other movie nowadays that relies so heavily on them,the shaky-camera is in no way original,as many people believe,i won't explain why,rather just watch BWP.
Ah,the advertising-this is what made this movie the most successful January release gross of all time.A lot of funds and time have been put in this department and in the end it paid off.Overall praised by critics and grossing in at over 152M$..enough said for the advertising-the boys obviously knew their job well.
The story-as I said its screaming,running,screaming,running,this guy dies,that guy dies,more screaming and running and in the end NOTHING REALLY HAPPENS.I stood for maybe 2 hours reading comments and wondering why the hell did i not waste 90mins on something better like hitting my head against the wall,just trying to find something worth my time in this movie,a reason for all those nice comments...alas my work is complete,take what you will from this comment,but don't waste your time like I did.