If you rank this film above a 5, you are a connoisseur of unreal junk.

Rating: 1/10 (21 August 2008)

If the cinematographer, director and producer graduated from film-making school, they should return for the entire length of the program, and they should stay after school so that it will be very certain that they know how to photograph, direct and produce a film that's not an entire ripoff.
If the writer graduated from film-writing school, he or she should return, and have his or her script certified for being up to snuff.
If the actors graduated from film-acting school, they should return, and have their acting certified for being up to snuff.
If any of the above are not graduates, or are not considering a return to school, they should seriously consider looking for other work. If they already do have other work, I would very seriously suggest that they do not quit their day job.
Anyone who ranks this film over 5 must be on alcohol and drugs, or must be seriously impaired. This is the kind of film that induces people to drink and drug, or causes an impairment.
Anyone who ranks this film 1 through 5 must be very depressed, and seeking an anti-depressant. This is the kind of film that causes people to feel this way. Once you stop watching this film, however, your depression will definitely begin to disappear.
I rank this a film 1 out of 10, and I admit that it does makes me depressed, but I'm glad to say that since I have stopped watching this film, I'm definitely feeling better.
Last but not least, I cannot believe that thousands of people would even bother to comment on this film. It's just junk, and I cannot believe that Paramount even put its name on this junkie film, which really deserves a zero.