Dude, Rob! Dude, Rob. Japan & Stuff

Rating: 1/10 (13 January 2013)

Cloverfield is the worst I've ever seen. The nauseating characters and the terrible camera-gimmicks are extremely annoying. The movie begins with a group of frat-boy losers at a party playing beer-pong, yelling "Dude, Rob, dude!". For some reason, they are constantly mentioning that one of the characters is going to Japan. This plot detail serves absolutely no purpose. Next, the same group of losers decides to run through the streets and subway tunnels. It is at this point, that a few people we don't care about die for reasons not explained. Finally, the annoying characters engage in some more random yelling & running. No story, no plot and terribly annoying characters and irritating camera gimmicks. Why are monsters attacking the city? Hmm, that might have been a good thing to explain in the movie. Do not want!