I would rather impale my eye with a jagged spear than watch this horrid movie

Rating: 1/10 (2 February 2008)

If you enjoy watching good movies, for god sakes stay away from this one. JJ Abrahms, you are a disgrace to directors, you should be burned at the stake and have your ashes eaten by wolves so that you will never gain eternal peace and rest, you terrible director. I want my $8.50 back, plus another $1,000 for the pain and suffering i was forced to undergo on account of your wretched filth that you named "Cloverfield." This is just a money-making scheme...forcing people to watch a second movie that they wont even want to see just to make it worth the original $8.50 they spent on the first movie. WORST MOVIE EVER!
If you enjoy watching good movies, for god sakes stay away from this one. JJ Abrahms, you are a disgrace to directors, you should be burned at the stake and have your ashes eaten by wolves so that you will never gain eternal peace and rest, you terrible director. I want my $8.50 back, plus another $1,000 for the pain and suffering i was forced to undergo on account of your wretched filth that you named "Cloverfield." This is just a money-making scheme...forcing people to watch a second movie that they wont even want to see just to make it worth the original $8.50 they spent on the first movie. WORST MOVIE EVER!