Godzilla meets Blair Witch Project and Twice as Boring

Rating: 1/10 (9 February 2008)

Never have I felt so compelled to write a review of a movie but this one really "takes the cake" for being a great and over-hyped waste of time. The movie starts off with a ridiculously long opening sequence of the main characters at a party that fails in its attempts to, in any way, make you care about who these people are or why they are there. After this of course is when the action starts. Not to give away any of the storyline, although there was a limited plot to spoil, the movie turns out to be a colossal bore. The majority of the scenes are just drawn out with bad dialogue by the main characters as they stumble along, intermixed with various choppy scenes of people running combined with lots of screaming and yelling. The only truly interesting part of the movie is the fact that the 4 stupidest people in New York State (the main characters) seem to be able to survive and pull off greater feats then any of the other trained specialists in the area, i.e. Police, Military, and Emergency Response. If you are looking for a great way to waste a couple hours of your time, or perhaps catch up on some much needed sleep, this movie is a sound option.