Jaw-dropping garbage

Rating: 1/10 (8 February 2018)

How on earth this video rates a 7 is beyond comprehension. Maybe the cast and crew voted it up.
Absolutely nothing happens in the first 20 minutes. Nothing.
The dialog consists of "Oh, man!", "Jesus!", "Oh, my god!", rinse and repeat endlessly.
The special effects consist of waving the camera around and dropping it on the floor.
The finale is 11 minutes of credits. Really, it's not worth wasting your money on a cheap hire. In fact, it's not even worth stealing. It's just so much rubbish, and perhaps one of the worst movies I've ever had the displeasure to see.