Oh, puh-lease ...

Rating: 1/10 (2 March 2009)

Production value aside (effects are okay, it's in color and it has music - sort of), this "film" (and I use the term loosely) is a poor excuse for entertainment. It's one chase scene after another, with a trite love story and so many holes in the story that it leaks like a sieve. If they do a Cloverfield 2 (and one hopes that it will first of all explain exactly what the name "Cloverfield" relates to), they need to fill some of those leaks so it can have at least some basis in reality. I mean, really, a video camera that survives a nuke blast? Seriously? No characters, no story, just a bunch of gobbledygook that tries, weakly, to pass for a movie. What a waste of time.