Are You Kidding Me?

Rating: 1/10 (28 March 2013)

7.2 (it's current IMDb score)... what?! 7.2? Are you serious? This isn't a movie; it's a bloody mess! An extremely annoying one at that.
The shaky camera thing... it's been done before (countless times), but never in such an annoying fashion.
The camera is dropped/stepped on several times throughout the movie, but still functions perfectly well and never sustains any internal or external damage. Not to mention that it never runs out of battery life. Lame, but that's not the point. I could look past this kind of plot holes (what plot?) if there was something more to the movie, but there isn't. There's NOTHING entertaining, or suspenseful, or even remotely likable, about this piece of garbage. Nothing. It's an insult to human intelligence, not a movie.
Basically, you're just following a bunch of completely unlikeable cardboard cut-outs (I wouldn't call them 'characters', since there was zero character development) running around and acting scared. Of what? It's not clear.
I was hoping to see the monster (since it was the one I was rooting for), but... no monster. You never find out what was causing the terror. All you see is people running. I mean it; there's nothing else to this movie except people running.
There was no plot. In the beginning you see some lamers at a party (it takes about 20 minutes, and you're already bored out of your mind), and then, for the rest of the movie, you see people running. That's all. Yes, really.
I was glad when they all died. I couldn't even tell who was who in the group, because, like I said, there was no character development at all. Just a bunch of random people running around with a camera turned on -- you mostly see their feet anyway.
It's laughably pathetic and a huge disappointment. When the movie ends, you just have this huge WTF expression on your face, and you think, "erm... is that it?" You feel cheated that you sat through an hour and a half (I'm not sure how long it was) of this crap, expecting something to happen, but nothing did.
Just dreadful.
I am rarely THIS disappointed by a movie.