Super Crap

Rating: 1/10 (19 January 2008)

Cloverfield Sucks. Saw it and it sucks so bad. I am so very very very glad I slipped in to see it and didn't have to pay for that crap crap piece of junk crap....I went to see National Treasure first and then slipped into Clovercrap. Do not waste your money. If you find money on the street, don't even waist that money. Spend it on something useful like toilet paper and then hand it out to all the suckers coming out of Cloverfield so they can wipe off the crap they just saw. One good thing about this movie is the fact that someday, anybody and everybody that had something to do with the making of this crap will die!! Remember that fish in "Finding Nemo" that was on the bottom of the ocean with the messed up teeth and the light on top of its head...that is what this monster looks like...just add 200 foot arms. It is only 1 hour 6 minutes long. After all the previews it started at 3:14 and it was over at 4:20.