We don't need a story, we've got a big monster

Rating: 1/10 (6 February 2008)

This movie was great. That is of course if you like movies with no story, bad actors, and too much hype. Seriously, i would have more fun helping my own mother pick out underwear than watch this movie. JJ Abrams should be arrested for public indecency, and raping the internet advertising gimmick. However i did like the little quip in the movie about the flaming hobos... I also liked how the director went for realism with the hand-held camera, but then has a person (a woman, might i add) stuck impaled on a pole for a little over a half an hour, negating the fact that she should have bled to death, but then has her run full speed through new york with a large hole in her chest, which strangely disappears by the end of the movie. Just thought that would be funny. All in all this movie sucks, and i mean sucks,i mean sucks like spit in your hamburger sucks. Take my word, don't watch this movie, ever...