monster-less garbage

Rating: 1/10 (10 April 2008)

Call me crazy but I think that a monster movie should have a monster in it! Why do I feel like I'm the only one who believes this. This movie was like a porno without sex. Characters in monster movies are meant to be fodder. The only thing you are meant to care about is how they die. This movie was an insult to monster movie fans everywhere. I like sex in my pornos, action in my action movies, blood and guts in my horror movies and MONSTERS IN MY DAMN MONSTER MOVIES! Take your complex characters and their dumb ass relationships and stick them in a Julia Roberts flick. I'll take mindless entertainment over this character driven drama crap any day.