What a Piece of S**t

Rating: 1/10 (19 January 2008)

Cliché is not strong enough of a word for this movie. The acting was atrocious, the characters were so stereotypical my head hurt (Though that may have been from the blurry camera work. Note to director: it's not artistic it's nauseating). Five minutes into this steaming pile of cinema I had to ask my wife how every underwear model in New York city managed to show up at the party. The monster was the picture of every "creepy" alien that's ever been produced (See the Tyranid race from the Warhammer 40,000 universe, specifically bio-titans and termagants). I don't know, maybe I got it wrong. If the director's goal was to make me hate the human race and cheer for the monster from the first 30 seconds, then he did a hell of a job. I'd say see this movie, just so you can appreciate it's awfulness but then you'd be out 20 bucks (8.75 for the ticket and 11.25 for the 12 pack that makes you forget it).