Maybe Abrams overstayed his welcome...

Rating: 1/10 (23 April 2008)

That movie is a well-distributed, excellently marketed, overwhelmingly well produced piece of cockroach dung.
In this movie, Abrams proves he overstayed his Happy Hollywood Welcome.
Can someone PLEASE show him to the backstage door? BTY, shaky cams are for people who don't have the cash to set up shots in the traditional way. Why don't you perform an endoscopy onto yourself with your shaky cam?
No? I've got a rusty razor here just for you.
Abrams, you momser, you've made enough money already. Get out of the business... You're beginning to stink.