A waste of valuable time

Rating: 1/10 (4 February 2008)

This movie asks a lot of its audience and delivers very little. The bunch of nothing characters none of whom one can empathise with or care for. The over-long lead-in looking into their tedious and self-indulgent NYC warehouse lives. The old-hat, cop-out handy-cam photography and the ever more shakier and shakier premise on which it relies as the "action" stutters to its bleedingly obvious conclusion. The crap CGI. The stomach-churning sentimentality. The lack of any surprise or courage in the plot, the writing, and the execution of this movie. It all adds up to whole bunch of nothing. Not worth a moment of your time. It will certainly do the numbers.