Hold the camera steady, please

Rating: 3/10 (19 March 2008)

This is the sort of movie where I really don't understand why it was so important to take the Blair Witch Project approach to filming. I mean, sure it is a cool effect. But it was cooler in Blair witch. Cloverfield, despite the clever name is nothing more than another take on Godzilla. I wasn't disappointed, no. But I wasn't exactly thrilled either. This is one of those movies where you come out of the cinema and say to yourself "ok...." and forget the whole thing a short time later. I know you others who probably went to this page on IMDb, probably think this movie is top of the barrel, and can't believe that an actual person in real life would bother to review the movie if this somebody didn't think it was that hot. But anyway, there you have it, my five bucks, or five minutes anyway.