Worst Diarrhea ever.

Rating: 4/10 (13 January 2014)

Wiki has a good critic line that sums up this movie: "This film wasn't made for you, or me. It was made for dangerously, easily distracted 9-year-olds." So I guess nowadays children are granted to have ADHD, and this kind of entertainment is the only thing that can keep them focused on something.
As for movie itself - it's quality is below criticism.
Character design? Ridiculous for the sake of ridiculous. Voiceacting? Average. Music? Hardly. Plot? **It happens. It always gets resolved. Romance ensued. Oh, and the protagonist just has to be a special snowflake Peter Parker. In every single cartoon. Can Hollywood produce anything else? Humor? Scary Movie 5 has better humor. Or perhaps at least the same level of humor. Premise? Clinically crazy. Even taking it as an infant cartoon... What happened to Lilo and Stich? Lion King? Eh - any cartoon that is thoughtful and deep? Where romance and daddy issues are not the major sellers?
What kind of rating do parodies have? Meet the Spartans? Scary Movie? About 3\10. And that's from a fan. Now I will not go insane pondering how this baloney got 7\10+. Why do I give it 4\10? Because while it is on the production quality of parody comedy - it's at least presentable to children.
But seriously, I feel sorry for you and your children if you really adore this kind of... cuisine.