2+ hours of sheer boredom

Rating: 1/10 (13 September 2015)

My wife said "Let's watch this, you'll like it!". A half hour in I was so confused I just stopped the movie and said "OK, what's going on". After my wife and kids explained it, or rather, tried to explain it, I said OK, fine, just go on because frankly I didn't get it. Beyond that, it moves at an incredibly slow pace and each scene gives you such a small bit of information it takes forever to try to piece it together (if you even care at this point). When we were an hour + in I looked to see how long the movie is and found it had an hour + to go - I started looking for excuses to leave and do something, anything, interesting. You know, like watching grass grow or paint drying - either of those options would have been better - honestly. So if you're thinking of watching this, run away! It's AWFUL! It's TERRIBLE! It's BORING!!!