Steamin' Pile

Rating: 1/10 (15 June 2016)

I'd call this a steaming pile, only it stinks too.
This is one of the worst big-budget films I have ever seen. Sure the cinematography is nice, but the story is an incoherent mess. I find it incredible that, at no point during filming or editing, nobody said "Hey, this is kinda shitty. Maybe we should fix that."
The film jumps between no less than six unrelated 'stories' constantly and without reason. There is no main character, no true story arc or serious progression. Nobody can get invested in these characters because they have no soul. It's kinda like the Phantom Menace: you want to like it, but you can't. It's just terrible.