Why is Tom Hanks talking like a toddler?

Rating: 1/10 (19 April 2014)

Yeah, why are people of the future talking like cave-men? I mean, first you just want to laugh at it, but over time it gets REALLY annoying. It feels like they are just improvising toddler-talk. My 2 year-old talks better English than that, and he's Norwegian. Other than the horrible dialogue which will no doubt make you cry of agony, this movie made no sense. The idea is good, but the execution is just.. wow.. so bad. Lots of effects, a-list celebrities, but really, half way through the movie you start thinking "hm, I wonder how they'll wrap all this up..", then the movie suddenly ends, and you're like "oh, they didn't.. well that's just great, 2.5 hours wasted with toddler-talking and face-painted old people". At least if you went to work in a kindergarten, you'd get paid.
This is without a doubt the worst movie I have ever seen. And I've seen Sharknado, which was more plausible. Really, just such a waste of funds. So bad. I don't know how else to put it. It's just, horrible, bad, awful, the worst piece of crap ever filmed. I hate it.
And to all people who says this is the best movie of the century, I mean, we're all allowed to have different opinions, but I'd really go get a health-check. Yeah.. Sorry.