Bloated inane poop

Rating: 1/10 (18 February 2013)

Get a big bucket – throw in Tom Hanks, Halle Berry, Hugh Grant and some other known flavours. Fold in some shredded pages from an award winning novel. Add a generous amount of fake rubber noses, bad costumes and shallow characters. Add some preposterous future speaks and edit to imply meaning without actual relevance.
Whisk in some weak acting along with $100,000,000. Half bake and serve in several different pans over three hours on a bed of contrived, pretentious ,irrelevant and inane poop.
I hope that those who are responsible for this wearyingly dull and tedious epic are never reincarnated and have no connection with any other movie I pay to see.