People That Like This Movie Must Be Horrible In The Sack

Rating: 1/10 (4 January 2013)

The fans that liked this hot mess, overly long, boring movie probably bore their mates to tears and frustration with missionary 24/7.
Most uninspired group of talented actors I've ever seen. Even Agent Smith couldn't do much for this movie, but it is the only part Hugh Grant has ever played that was interesting (as a cannibal). Halle Berry as a white person, grotesque-Asian girl as a green eyed ginger, horrifying. This movie should get an award for the worst makeup ever.
Save your money and hold out for someone to pay you to watch this film. The only way you can keep awake during this whole production is if you have to urinate really bad and you hold it during the entire fiasco.