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Rating: 1/10 (10 July 2014)

FART SNIFFER! OK, I lied. I have to have at least 10 lines.
My anger at having sat through this will keep me up all night. I would have turned it off right away, but I was thinking that my husband was liking it. I didn't want to say anything. After 3 mind numbing hours of bad acting, stale themes and well... fart sniffing, I literally popped up and exclaimed, "Thank GOD that is over!" This movie will forever remain in my top 3 favorite movies to hate. I joined IMDb JUST to vent my frustration at having voluntarily sat through this tripe. I feel I have violated myself. The only way this could have been worse would have been if someone had broken out in song. Which almost happened... came close.
No wait, there was one story arc that had a few funny moments- in an old fashioned shlap schticky kind of way. I don't even like comedies, but I found the humor immensely relieving. It was the only break from the dark and dreary, pretentious, self indulgent horribleness.