As in the words of Alfred E. Neuman - Blechhh!

Rating: 3/10 (15 November 2013)

Movies are meant to entertain, on a multitude of levels: from the cerebral to the most base instincts. This mess failed on every level. The opening sequence of stories was nothing more than boring. I don't need to be blasted with 'how love echoes through the ages'. I get it - so make something to entertain, not blast me with "This is how you should feel - look at how wonderful love is". There was nothing in the first hour that was at all compelling - it simply seemed like people living their lives. Uhhg... I can't begin to describe the banality. Because the story jumps around soooo much, i felt zero connection to any character. If you are enthralled with it, kudos to you, but it's like a groom going to his future brides wedding dress shopping spree. They can appreciate the beauty - but 3 hours is too much.