Ild like to review all the reviewers and predict how I will rate the movie later

Rating: 2/10 (14 May 2013)

I don't know about the rest of you? However I read the user reviews over the critic reviews because they have better taste. They also usually write in plain simple English. Not like someone trying to show off all the big words they learned while studying for the Bar.Reading the reviews for this movie the last two hours, has been no different then reading the reviews by actual critics who I have learned to despise over the years. There is no need for reviews to be complex or Artsy. Just tell us if you liked the movie or not! Even tell us why you liked the movie! Just don't try and compete with the critics we all hate.
Typically my opinion usually sides with the masses! The movies that make the most money and are the most popular. Once in a while there is an Artsy film festival b-rated movie that I like. But for the most part. Im not gonna run out and buy the English patient on blu-ray.
Its a little upsetting to see the snob-fest of wanna be complex writers doing reviews for movies. I want to see every day people reviews! Ones with misspellings, ones with few words yet passionate, ones with words anyone can spell, words I don't need a dictionary for.
With all that said even the bad reviews in this movie are a competition to see who is the smartest and most creative writer. Therefor judging by all these good and bad reviews. The highest score I predict I would give this movie is a 2. Hopefully I will be pleasantly surprised as some have compared it to Inception and I loved that movie. I just cant get past all the complex and confusing reviews that sound just like the critics we try and avoid. The reason user revues are so much more popular now is because they are simple and easy to understand. They are written by every day people.
Samples of good reviews: 1. That movie was bad ass, it was like terminator on crack 2. The movie was slow but had a really good story that will make you sad in the end. 3. The movie was as funny as hangover but not as dirty so you can bring your kids. 4. The special effects alone were worth the price of admission 5. Tom Cruise may be a weirdo but he doesn't do a bad movie (this one was no exception.) Even for him 6. This movie scared the Sh_-t out of me. You gotsto see dis flic 7.most romantic movie I've seen in 10 years (Independence day meets ghost busters!) An action packed comedy or sorts 8.If you liked fried green tomatoes you will love this 9.If you liked devil wears prada and sex in the city you have to see this movie 10. This movie inspired me the way Rocky did for so many back in the day.
I just wrote ten reviews in less time it took most of these reviewers to write one. They all made 10 times more sense too.
Sorry about the review of reviewers but we don't want to know how smart you are or how well you can write. We just want to know if the movie was good or not. maybe even compare it to other movies. I know people are going to bash this review lol Its no worse then any other review on here so bash away. You waste my time Ill waste yours LMAO