The Latest Ensemble Cast Disappointment

Rating: 1/10 (7 October 2013)

Cloud Atlas was like an unsurprising and unnecessary sequel to both Valentine's Day and New Year's Eve... that spans 1,000 years. Special shout-out to Halle Berry.
Being patronized for 3 hours by relatively simple plot points was not my idea of a Friday night well spent.
Top Three Complaints: the Cloud Atlas Sextet was not memorable-even directly following the scenes in which it was played. I knew what was in the nourishment boxes. And even Dr. Suess never wrote dialogue that included such Jar Jar Binks embarrassment as "You want the true- true? I cog you ain't found the true-true."
Urg. Here's the true-true. I had to re-watch V for Vendetta just to forgive the directors.