They tried hard, they failed harder.

Rating: 1/10 (11 November 2012)

First time I've ever written a review after at least 10 years as a member on IMDb. Yes, this movie is that bad.
It's totally disjointed, filled with gibberish babytalk dialog, and makes little sense at all. More of a mish-mash of poorly connected movies than anything else.
There were also some extremely odd, unnecessary and inappropriate racial slurs. Who could have thought they were a good idea I cannot begin to imagine.
Yes, there are some visually stunning scenes - but the overall feel is that of watching three hours of good commercials (but commercials no less).
Those involved with the film set out some grand goals and I'm sure they thought they were achieving something immense, overarching and wonderful. They didn't.