Boredom, misery,

Rating: 1/10 (18 January 2005)

A relentlessly dull film. Taken from a stage play all scenes are interiors, and the characters are equally relentlessly dull. Self-obsessed, obsessively egocentric, lacking any sense of love, truth, beauty, anything. Emotional adolescents if that they masturbate (emotionally and undoubtedly physically) their ways through their horribly dull lives. God help us if it reflects modern life - it sure as Hell ain't mine! I can only think that it has been nominated for awards by people who think they should be impressed. Maybe it's an art film? Philosophers might take it for a post-modern classic? Forget that, it's junk!