Oh this is soo real

Rating: 3/10 (7 October 2005)

No its not, this is not close to life at all. At least not to mine. I never had Natalie Portman bending over my face naked. But thats not why I didn't like the movie.
What kind of characters are these? Jude Law walks around being the 'clever' and 'smart' misunderstood author, Julia Roberts is the sensitive artist, King Arthur is the perverted misogynist doctor and Natalie Portman is the stripper. It begins OK, but falls totally flat when Julia meets her King in the aquarium. From then on its just one dimensioned nag nag nag shag this orgasm that. For those who think 'Million Dollar Baby' has a lot to say about life.