Worst Movie EVER

Rating: 1/10 (10 January 2007)

Unfortunately, I was wooed by the inaccurately positive reviews, all star cast and award nominations. I felt as those the script was written by a schizophrenic child in the throws of an episode. The movie has no plot, no theme, no substance, disjointed dialog, insane and unbelievable characters and dialog. I can NOT believe people, actors, directors, etc., actually participated in this movie. I am a very educated and open minded, worldly person and I STILL found absolutely NO redeeming qualities about this movie. I thought the Constant Gardener was bad; "Closer" is absolutely the worst!!!!! Even if I was completely drunk, I could not enjoy this movie. PLEASE AVOID!!! FOR YOUR SAKE!!!!