OMG Natalie's bum is so nice in Closer!

Rating: 7/10 (22 May 2018)

I love Julia Roberts. Her makeout moment with Jude is beautiful. Closer's an honest and miserable look at love with excellent back and forth dialogue albeit a little too much of it. Nobody cares about these character's perverse relationships as much as we care about glaring at all-time beautiful Natalie's butt in a thong as a stripper, and there's nothing perverse about that! Closer's outstanding, brilliant, a classic romance really, but I personally feel it's hated on because all-time sexy Natalie and all-time sexy Julia and sexy Clive and sexy Jude and their uber-sexiness should have been put on way more display in this slow messy film and the picture's focus on the exhaustive personal dynamics should have taken a major back seat to Natalie's major back seat and to the stars' personal performances but I still personally really love it it's 1 of my personal favorite love stories (IMPeronalO). So personal. Natalie Portman is so raging hot in Closer OMGod I love her! I seriously do. Natalie has the best ass, and laugh. Portman parading around in her pretty purple little petite panties and pink wig is pure f'ing paradise and maybe the most pleasurable and perfectly pleasing hot nude scene/non-nude scene I've ever seen, thanks to Natalie and her exquisite body. It's also one of the best scenes I've ever seen in a film. Julia's the hottest, sexiest, beautifulest actress ever and Natalie's like top 10, uugggh. Natalie's star's still rising though O M G I love Natalie and Julia; their 2 of the hottest actresses/women ever! Roberts is the hottest girl ever, she really is, but Portman is a new generation girl and new generation girls are way hotter than old generation girls, aw, oh my God, I love Natalie Portman. Closer is a beast of a movie.