Insipid, Nasty, Self Centered and, oh yes, no sex.

Rating: 5/10 (9 December 2004)

Well, I wish I could say that this movie was at least enlightening as to the sexual machinations of very attractive 30 somethings. They spend the entire movie torturing each other over sex, giving us body blow descriptions of their actions. Clive Owens plays such a nasty caveman, I half expected him to pull out his club and drag the women back to his cave. And the others were so insipid as to make Owens almost endearing. Now, had the producers had the courage to show us visually what they felt was worthy of 90 minutes of discussion, I might have bought it halfway. But without the visuals it felt like so many children throwing sand in each other's faces and not one of them willing to just get up and step out of the box.