Painfully bad ....prepare to say "who cares?" A lot!

Rating: 1/10 (11 April 2005)

Saying this movie has anything to offer other than as a sleep inducer is an understatement. If you enjoy watching lying, cheating, foul-mouthed (for no reason)people with no redeeming qualities fight and converse endlessly....this is your movie! Don't let movie critic wanna-bes make you think this is anything but what it is.....bad. Between jumping through time and leaving out important plot points (if you care...which you won't) to an ending which leaves you both confused and ambivalent at the same time. The photography and music is average at best and only Natalie Portman's beauty keeps your eyes open temporarily. I was able to see it for free and I still felt ripped off. OK..I am done now. Thanks for listening.