Worst Movie of the Year.

Rating: 1/10 (29 November 2005)

After hearing some good reviews of this film, my wife and I picked it up at the video store. What we found is probably one of the worst films I've ever seen.
First off, the film drags on. This is a trap that many filmmakers fall into when they make a picture that relies on discourse.
In addition, the dialogue in the film was very raunchy. Some of the lines seam to have been lifted out of Penthouse. I'm sure that the "this is Art, not Profanity" battle cry will be sounded. But please.
All of the characters were so appalling, that I found my self hoping that some sort of disaster killed them all. In addition they were all flat. None of the character evolve. None of them learn from there mistakes. They just keep on making them.
Portman is horrible. She was like watching a high school drama club production of Our Town. I think that Julia Roberts probably owed some one a favor.