Predictable, boring.

Rating: Null/10 (5 December 2004)

Julia Roberts delivers the same roll she has for the last 2 decades; confirming my beliefs that she is on a personal mission to justify adultery in the eyes of American women.
Jude Law plays a spoiled English fop who cries when he doesn't get what he wants...go figure.
Natalie Portman offers something to the movie being mostly believable in her roll, and giving something to the audience other than a sour taste in the mouth and the impression that Patrick Marber got dumped one to many times in highschool.
Clive Barker was the knight in shining armor for this self pitying hour and a half of emotional masturbation. His performance is quite true-to life giving the audience someone to respect for actions that are less than respectable.
In short, the film portrays lustful adventures any pubescent person can identify with, in the grown up world of backstabbing sappy melodrama.