Do not waste your time on this one!

Rating: 1/10 (10 August 2005)

After having read the gushing reviews below for "Closer", I decided to shell out some cash to buy a DVD copy of it. Luckily the outlay was not very much, as I bought it whilst on holiday in Malaysia. However, from which ever way you look at it, it is either...
A - sub standard Nic Roeg, strangers in a strange land coming together to explore their sexualities
or
B - it's a film about a stripper, where she does not actually get them off or if she does, Clive Owen's head gets in the way.
Patrick Marber should stick to writing one liners for Steve Coogan, rather than come out with this pretentious dross.
This film is not worth your money, let alone your precious time.