Dull, Dull, Dull

Rating: 3/10 (13 December 2004)

This was utterly pointless. The only things worth seeing are
Natalie Portman and Clive Owen who gave great performances,
but the roles had little to offer them in the first place. However, if
you like to see an angry Clive Owen yelling, cursing, and even
crying, this film is for you.
None of the characters were intriguing at all, for a film supposedly
about couples and coupling, there didn't seem to be any
relationships at all. Instead it was just sleeping around -- without
any actual sex on screen. It was so bloody dull, dull, dull, dull,
dull, dull, dull, dull, dull, dull, dull, dull, dull, dull, dull, dull,
dull, dull, dull, dull, dull, dull, dull, dull, dull, dull, dull, dull, dull, dull, dull, dull, dull, dull, dull, dull, dull, dull, dull, dull, dull, dull,
dull, dull, dull, dull, dull, dull, dull, dull, dull, dull, dull, dull, dull, dull, dull, dull, dull, dull, dull, dull, dull, dull, dull, dull, dull, dull,
dull, dull, dull, dull, dull, dull, dull, dull, dull, dull, dull, dull, dull, dull, dull, dull, dull, dull.