Ummmm, yeah, not that close, OK?

Rating: 2/10 (21 April 2015)

Sigh.... After watching this film, I don't know, I needed a shower. I'm not a huge fan of gratuitous violence. And i guess, the same could be said for sexual content. It was the backbone of the story. I suppose I just should have skipped it. But, I really like Jude Law, having finished another film of his recently. But, yeah, this was no holiday. Julia Roberts I can take or leave. Really, her acting all seems the same after a while. Even in this film, you can glimpse pieces of other characters in her performance. To me, that's not talent, it's repetition. As for Natalie Portman and what's his name, they were forgettable. See what I did there? If you're looking for a storyline that doesn't revolve around people with exceptionally loose morals, don't watch this. If you're looking for something that borders soft core pornography, well here ya go. It's not titillating, not proactive, just sad. The performances, the lack of story, the shallowness of the characters....everything is just played out and tired.