Waste of time!!!

Rating: 1/10 (2 December 2004)

How can you have a character who is a stripper & have her covered up!! This is the first motion picture I've seen that I felt I was watching a play on a stage rather than a film. And it is terrible!! There isn't any sense in the passage of time. The story chronicles 4 tedious years of stupidity over who gave the best orgasm to whom. Except you can't tell it takes place over 4 years because Jude Law's character is wearing the same clothes throughout the movie!!It probably would have been a bit more interesting if they had cast all American or all British. The way it is now just doesn't work. This garbage should have remained a play. When it comes out on DVD hopefully they'll add the deleted Natalie Portman money shots.