Pretentious and amateurish

Rating: 1/10 (6 June 2005)

With all of the big stars and willingness to make a new type of movie, this one had potential. However, I got the feeling while watching this that the director was banking on star power alone to get people to like this movie. I was surprised as each star utterly failed to make their characters convincing in the least.
In common terms, this movie was lame, boring, and although technically dirty enough to warrant an R-rating...it was not sexually charged in any way...just periodically shocking language delivered in a wooden fashion.
Overall, this had all the twists and turns of a really terrific soap opera. I am not a fan of soap operas...not even if Julia Roberts is one of the actors.