waste of time

Rating: 1/10 (14 August 2005)

#1 Pointless.
There was no discernible plot. Wait actually there was, sort of: people having illicit affairs, and then ... and then I don't know. Basically this movie was 4 people having adulterous affairs. That's it, nothing else.
#2 Acting blew.
These are/were famous actors & actresses, right? Not Tuesday evening at the West Dinnerport Theater? I've acted better and with more emotion when I performed shadow puppetry in front of my dad's Chevy for a group of 6 year olds.
#3 Incomprehensible motivations for the characters to do what they did.
Lust? Hate?? Depression??? Come on, give me something!! To be fair, the last two were evoked by the movie, but were not to be found within it.
All in all this movie was a fantastic waste of time. It did give me a low point to compare other movies to though... "well, at least it is not as bad as 'Closer'".