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Rating: 1/10 (6 February 2005)

This film is such bull****! I mean "Let's go home, we're no longer innocent!" Who in God's name would say a thing like that? And it's just one out of a million unrealistic lines the actors, who have wasted their talents for nothing (Portman and, to some extent, Law), throw back into each other's faces without creating believable, genuine relationships. The script is so pretentious it made me feel like I was watching an amateur theatre production of a Greek tragedy parody that hadn't been originally conceived as such. The lines are so consistently in the same metre that, without realizing it, I started scanning pentameters and hexameters alike. Anyway, there's more, but I'm not gonna waste any more words on this horrid film which, probably because I'd expected too much from it, gets a 1, although I would give it a 0, if there were such an option.