Classy tripe

Rating: 5/10 (10 April 2005)

"Closer" is a pretentious dialog-intensive ensemble drama which examines the flux of the crisscrossing relationships which exist between the four players (Law, Portman, Roberts, and Owen). An unfortunate and obvious concoction which requires audience suspension of belief for the shabbiest of reasons, this nihilistic feel-bad flick goes nowhere as it sinks deeper and deeper into the hollowness of the characters it sticks in our face. A well managed production with a good cast and good direction which fails in writing, "Closer" is a very forgettable waste of time when compared with the panoply of better ensemble dramas to be had. The shallow characters behave only as do characters in shallow films as they try to suck emotion from the most feeble foibles leaving the audience feeling much like one who has just been had by Hollywood again. For those who live for the sham of Hollywood filmdom, this film may rank worthy. For those who love cinema at it finest, "Closer" will sink into the morass of failed film sludge. (C)