Two hours of your life you will never get back

Rating: 3/10 (27 December 2004)

Believe it or not, there is indeed a cohesiveness to this film that may not be readily apparent. As you depart the theatre reeling from this 2-hour crap attack, you must acknowledge that an underlying thematic strand -- the savagery of human beings and the shameless willingness with which we lie, cheat and steal -- does exist. However, it does nothing to assuage the tremendously flawed performances, abysmal dialogue and horrendous casting. Do your best at salvaging the time wasted on this film: engage in an enjoyable discussion with friends where you compare the points at which you became irreversibly bored by the characters.