Absolute Monkey Dung

Rating: 3/10 (18 April 2005)

This movie blows. The only reason someone would claim to have enjoyed it is because they couldn't understand it and figured that must mean it was good. I've always thought movies were supposed to be compelling, thought provoking. I've used deodorant more intriguing than this. Here you have a film all about sex and relationships but without sex and relationships. There's no realism, everything you see or feel is told to you, not shown or expressed. You're fed some dialogue and through that everything is to be "believed" or "realized." I guess this is what happens when you try to turn a play into a motion picture. Unfortunately, it doesn't work. A major failure.