An absolute dog....I've seen worse movies, but not many.

Rating: 2/10 (6 January 2013)

This movie was atrocious. All four characters were two-dimensional wooden stereotypes with zero appeal. When every character in a film is unsympathetic, why bother making it? The dialogue was cornball, unrealistic in the extreme, and quite frankly annoying.
The only redeeming quality this movie has is you get to see Natalie Portman in a g-string. Maybe I'm a bad person for thinking that, but as Larry said, "it's because I'm a f*ck*ng pig!" Really awful....the use of flashbacks to explain the multiple lies and infidelities of these weirdos was clichéd and boring....I like all of the actors in this film, but the writing was so god-awful I don't think there was any way to salvage this wreck. Jude Law's character was a super-creepy stalker type, and all of these characters seem to fall in and out of love at the drop of a hat. It was obvious as I was watching the movie that it was a poorly adapted novel or play because it was so awkward- (turns out it was a play., which hopefully was better than the cinematic adaptation)
Do yourself a favor and skip this one.....I see a lot of reviewers are very passionately lauding this flick, but I am definitely on the side of the haters. My fiancé and I just finished it, and she said "You get to pick the movie next time, this one was awful." Why anyone would hook up with any of these characters is beyond me, and expecting viewers to believe they find each other attractive is too much. There were some interesting storytelling elements which left me thinking about character motivation, which saved this from a one-star rating, but overall it failed in delivering any message whatsoever.