Not very good

Rating: 1/10 (24 April 2005)

This film is a pile of poo. Throughout the movie I thought to myself it is gonna get better. But unfortunately I felt myself wanting to run through a giant paper cutting machine where mostly my eyeballs were paper cutted out of their sockets. I tried to rip my face off during the film but it wouldn't come off. I was left with finger marks on my face.
The film was tolerable cos the evil English dude was moderately humorous at times and Natalie Portman is a savage wee girl and I definitely would.
Well I can't say anymore about this film cos I have already wasted a couple of hours watching it. Why can't I give it a 0 rating? Please be warned don't even get it our with your girlfriend, it is that bad!!! Team America is a good film. This is not!