Don't worry about a plot, it does not have much of one.

Rating: 1/10 (28 July 2005)

To be frank, my friends and i are debating whether this was in fact the worst movie we have ever seen (though it is not much of a debate). We are asking anyone who was involved with this movie to please, give us our hour and a half back. There was nothing entertaining about this movie, other than a nearly nude Natalie Portman, and fellas, there is not nearly enough shown to justify spending any money to view this movie. The movie is only dialog, which is incredibly poor, and never even came close to being dramatic. Any attempt at a plot was simply shot down by a severe lack of realism, and conversations that went no where slowly. I give it a .10 out of ten, beating out League of Extraordinary Gentlemen for the coveted title of WORST MOVIE EVER!!