One of the Worst movies ever....

Rating: 1/10 (3 August 2005)

I call it one of the worst movies ever because I expect more from a Hollywood movie with big stars. I don't go to see Chainsaw massacre expecting Shakespeare so when a movie this bad flies under the radar I feel it is my duty to warn people.
This is one of those movies with no likable characters. I don't mean the characters are bad people, I'd have no problem with that, I often root for villains. I mean they are unlikable. All four of the characters in this movie are pathetic.
They sleep with each other in Hollywood fashion, meaning relationships are never established. Falling in love takes place off-screen, though unannounced jumps in time, all we see is fighting.
The lapses in logic are amazing, meaning these characters do not act like normal people, they act like Hollywood people. All of the situations the characters find themselves in are fantastical and not grounded in any kind of reality.
I didn't watch the whole thing because there was a scene were the two males leads meet and one starts crying when in real life they would have beaten the crap out of each other.
yeah this is one of those movies where the female lead can't decide with one of the men she loves and the two men are both too dumb to drop her like a sack of potatoes, go share a few beers at a bar and sleep with ANYONE ELSE. (See "Jules and Jim")
That wouldn't be so bad if the movie gave us any reason to like Julia Robert's character. I mean, some movies manage to make you believe that this woman could actually be worth all this trouble, but this is not one of those movies.
Plus Portman is around to be the poor little girl neither guy really wants but who they both sleep with when they can't sleep with the other women. P.S. Portman is the only one doing any good acting.
Please Heed my warning, I really wanted to destroy the copy of this movie that I rented, but I realized that there are lots of other copies out there and that destroying one copy wouldn't save anyone the horror of renting this movie.