Worst film in Christendom

Rating: Null/10 (4 December 2004)

After viewing this film of complete decadence and filth, I know for a fact that London must be high up on the Al-Qaeda nuke list. This film is the story of four grotesque, utterly selfish and vindictive monster yuppies who subsequently sleep with each other, betray each other, and scream at each other. At the end of the film I was hoping one of this big red London buses would run them all over, splattering their bodies on some dank street in Soho, anything just to shut them up from their incessant bitching and moaning. If the point of the film was to showcase the empty unfulfilled and useless lives of yuppies in America and Britain, the film succeeded wonderfully. If it wasn't, then the film is on the level of a colonoscopy in terms of raw pain. The writer of the film is a nobody, and god willing, will stay that way for a long time afterwards. One small redeeming factor about this film is that if you are dating a pretentious stuck up girl, guys you know who I mean, definitely take her to this flick. Pretend you like it, and you'll be rewarded that night. Pseudo intellectuals of all stripes will wonder at the "deepness" of the film, especially women, not realizing that the entire world could give a hoot about the love troubles of four stuck up, high income earning pricks, while there are wars across the globe, famine, and unhappiness throughout human society.
I see a film like this as an indication of how decadent and disgusting mankind in the "west" has become. Does it qualify as intellectual to write about yourself non-stop, and the relationships you've had? I'd like to think that the relationships in your life are NOT the most important thing you will do with yourself, rather, what you've done to the community around you, what you've committed to the betterment of the world would be more important. I bet at the end of the Roman Empire there were similar books and plays written, about adventures in relationships at the Vomitorium, or something else similarly arrogant. This film succeeds in producing four main characters who I was praying would be killed by the credits, begging that at least one of them would be torn asunder. I was not rewarded. Obnoxious, arrogant types will no doubt be drawn to the "complexity" of the characters. Normal people should use this film as a barometer of how repulsive a person is, by their enjoyment of it.
Avoid this tale of pure decadence and selfishness. Its popularity will be a measure of how close we are to the end of civilization.