well written boring tripe

Rating: 1/10 (23 March 2005)

I found this a film that a person would either love or hate; I hated it. When we walked out during the middle of film we had to wait in line behind the others leaving at the same time. I rate this film along the same line as "Lost in Translation" well written, well acted, well intentioned but very very boring. If you have trouble sleeping at night and counting sheep doesn't cut it anymore, get comfortable, pop this movie in the DVD player and then be prepared to get the best nights sleep you've had in years. In closing if you liked "lost in Translation", then you'll like "Closer"; otherwise stay away. This movie was as close to pornography without the fun, as close to an atom bomb without getting that rush of refreshing fresh air.