Yikes!

Rating: 1/10 (25 June 2006)

Not one honest laugh from beginning to end, a real jerk with no redeeming qualities at all as a protagonist, and a mawkish ending I saw coming not ten minutes after the opening titles.
I stuck around though, wondering if they would have the gall to use the ancient gimmick I thought they might to resolve it, and sure enough, they did! I'd tell you what it was, since you can't spoil something that's already rotten, but no one over the age of five would ever believe me.
(But I did wish I had that fancy remote as I was leaving the theater. I could have used it to erase the time I wasted watching this irritating, witless piece of yuck.)