Unfunny, unoriginal, screwed up diarrhea mess!

Rating: 1/10 (13 April 2009)

My job here is to write reviews, which means watching the whole movie and giving you the full scoop. But even I couldn't sit through half of this Adam Sandler abomination.
Basically, this guy (Sandler) gets this "universal" remote that controls his universe. The concept is decent...for 24 years ago. That's when Back to the Future took it and ran with it. But now, it's as stock as a generic brand of cola.
Adam tries as hard as he can to be funny, but his jokes leave you with a creepy feeling inside. There's one where, after his liposuction, he has this flap on his stomach area that he plays with. And there's a recurring joke through the whole where the Newman dog f***s this toy duck. It's degrading.
When he keeps fast forwarding through time, I can't even follow along what happens. What happened? Who's this? How did this happen? Why's he so fat? Right about here is where I shut the damn movie off.
Adam Sandler has lost it (if he ever had it). Whatever happened to good old-fashioned family friendly jokes and movies you can follow along with? Back to the Future trilogy was perfect example, but this is the complete opposite. Stay the f*** away, and don't see Bedtime Stories either. It's just as screwed up as this horse manure.