worst movie I've seen in years

Rating: 1/10 (19 February 2007)

Hands-down the worst movie I've seen in years. It apparently was written BY 12-year old dim-witted boys FOR 12-year old dim-witted boys. Sets a new benchmark for crudity and lack of originality. Unless you like dogs going to the bathroom and getting romantic with stuffed animals; then this is your movie. A scene making fun of Arab customers was moronic and tasteless. The workaholic dad is totally unbelievable and lacks any depth whatsoever. Who would go out late at night to buy a remote when you have a deadline to meet? This movie also contains some of the most in-your-face product placement in recent memory. The only redeeming feature is an appearance by Christopher Walken, but it's not enough to recommend the movie. Avoid it like the plague.