Schizophrenia on Crack Cocaine

Rating: 3/10 (25 January 2007)

This was probably the worst movie I have ever seen in my entire life.
It was like the movie had schizophrenia. If you are going to make a movie with toilet humor you should stick with that. If you are going to make a "life-changing" drama, first of all don't use Adam Sandler, and second of all just stick with it then. You can't cater to both ends of the spectrum, well not like this anyway. I mean there are jokes in there for little kids, but it is not a little kid's movie. The humor was for children but the drama was for adults (I guess) and the theme or moral of it was something you will find in every children's book but the also had "adult jokes" that were quite plentiful, I would not let children in the room for. It just didn't fit anybody. Like stretched out jeans in a thrift store.
Maybe the 9th and 10th grade Adam Sandler fans liked it because they thought it was "sweet" or "deep". But I mean really, whom are you kidding. BASIC STORYLINE: First Adam Sandler hates remotes because his children are smarter than him, he watches his dog hump a stuffed duck for a bit, He talks with the Hoff and Rob Schneider making racist jokes, he talks with Christopher Walken (who would have saved the movie if he had like 2 more lines), some things go by really fast, Adam Sandler is fat, Adam Sandler goes back to being skinny but is old, then he sort of dies, then he comes back to life (I think the writers were on crack cocaine by this point, "Hey! Wouldn't this be a great idea...?" "YEAH YEAH YEAH! WRITE IT IN THERE! NOW!") and then everything is good... except for the somewhat homosexual Bed, Bath, and Beyond employee which I found very distasteful to put something like that in. Way to enforce negative stereotypes that have been enforced in every Hollywood movie since the whole gay liberation movement started, but that's another story. Poor Bed, Bath, and Beyond. Wow, that really changed the way I look at life and I respect my family now. Ridiculous.
Although there was some good things like the camera movement and special effects/makeup, but that doesn't cover for the terrible writing and not the best directing either. The movie made me think of a dying man trying to tell a joke, to put it simply.
I'm sorry if you liked it. It's just me being opinionated; you don't have to agree with me. You're still a great person!
P.S. I gave one star for Christopher Walken and one star for the special effects, especially when Adam Sandler is fat, if you were wondering what the deal is with the 3 stars.