Truly dreadful

Rating: 1/10 (2 February 2012)

I ticked the "spoiler" box because of the dire warning about future reviews being discarded. And also out of a sense of irony - I can't see how one could possibly spoil this movie.
It is truly dire. It is not *remotely* funny (oh ho ho, see what I did there? That's quality joke-writing, that, compared with the dreck you'd have to put up with if you were incautious enough to sit through "Click".)
I watch a lot of films, and my tolerance for utter rubbish is very high indeed. I sat through "Zombie Strippers" without particular pain. I watched more than one of the "Starship Troopers" movies (at least, I think I did, it's sort of hard to tell).
But I walked out of this one, and demanded a refund. I have *NEVER* done that before, or since.
It is impossible to overstate how utterly dismal, how *embarrassing* this movie is.
Every "joke" manages to be banal, insulting, tedious. There are some real actors in this, people who've been in decent films, and the fundamental premise (a magical remote control to skip reality around, and how this might end badly) isn't an impossible thing to base a watchable film on, but Click is just a terrible, depressing, steaming pile of a movie.