Total Piece of Crap

Rating: Null/10 (5 December 2006)

Okay. Click is so f-ing horrible that I now almost hate Adam Sandler for doing the film. Can I just point out one titanic sized plot hole? When he hits FF on the remote his life advances past a certain point. However, for some unfathomable reason, when this happens during sex it means the sex speeds up. What kind of f-ing retard wrote this script? Plus, what's with the 1950's family? If they can't afford $25 WalMart bikes for their kids on an architect's salary, then maybe the trophy wife should get a job. And if the same trophy wife knows calculus, then perhaps she should use those skills for something more complicated than buying groceries.
This movie makes me angry with humanity! If you liked this movie, please gouge out your eyes and get back to Junior High before it's too late.