i laughed at how bad it was

Rating: 2/10 (14 April 2010)

First of all let me just say this movie was terrible, it made me feel like self expression shouldn't be allowed. Now let me say why:
1.The plot There wasn't one they just went gallivanting everywhere and every so often they came across a monster and just killed it. Then there was this woman who just appeared there every so often not doing anything and giving some 'moral support' and then she got killed and u were supposed to care for some reason, but its fine cause then Zeus brought her back as some apology present for the guy who turned out to be his son so she could stand around and do jack sh*t some more.
2.The characters and acting The main character was a douche and all i heard when he was speaking was I'm from new Zealand I'm from new Zealand thats how pointless what he had to say was. Then there was the messed up tree guy, he was supposed to be some evil guy when we first met him, and beat everyone up, but then suddenly he was part of the gang. And then his only contributions of him groaning weirdly every so often were much appreciated and were the best part of the movie. ANd then the group of humans he wrought with him who were very enthusiastic at the beginning just kept getting beaten up and killed and kept getting outclassed by wood man and these two fat guys who turned up half way through the movie for no reason.
3.Extra comments Basically the whole movie was pointless, but probably worth watching for its extreme badness and like a smart fat kid its fun to laugh at cause it takes itself so seriously.
graphics were alright...