Cash'in of the Titans

Rating: 6/10 (5 April 2010)

Seeing as the original Clash of the Titans was the very first movie to capture my imagination and offer my childhood a lead to conquer and vanquish any villain my games could conjure, my expectations might have slightly jaded my impressions before the e-transaction for a couple of tickets to this 3-D remake had been processed.
Then again, this is not the making of a book into a movie where one can always expect a depreciation of the plot and running thoughts in favour of action sequences or musical montages. This is the remake of a movie and if it's only purpose had been to revamp and modernize the effects from the original, it could have indeed been what some critics are labelling as "epic".
The truth is that, they took the plot from the 1981 version, mulched it to a fine paste and steamrolled-it flat to make it easier to digest. By offering it in 3-D (which clearly came as an after-thought), my guess is they had figured this would bring back some depth to the classic
Total miss.
In sum, this movie is hardly worth seeing but if you are going to, don't bother seeing it in 3-D.