I wish that I was a teenage boy again...

Rating: 4/10 (3 April 2010)

...because I would be able to get past the awful dialogue, truly terrible acting and direction bereft of any dramatic flair or intensity.
That being said, the special effects were truly magnificent, and definitely worth watching even in 2d. You will probably love this movie if you enjoy cheesy lines that attempt to pass themselves off as comedy, ridiculous stunts, plot-holes that you could fall down and break your leg on, and absolutely pointless sub-plots that make a mockery of one of the greatest Greek legends.
And that may be my biggest gripe with this tripe; That a Hollywood studio, in the eternally pointless quest to find the next big thrill, has managed to take one of the greatest stories ever told and mash it down into the baby food equivalent of entertainment.