I'd Like those two hours back... Below Average, cumbersome, poorly acted film.

Rating: Null/10 (24 January 2011)

I recall the 1981 version of this film being rather entertaining as a teenager when HBO was new and there was nothing better on... now, thirty years later with a huge budget and lots of stars, the film falls completely flat with a painful script, nonsensical story lines and substandard special F/X AND absolutely no emotion, heart or clarity. Despite having some big acting names, this film is a complete mess. It's hard to follow at times, filled with senseless characters and a set that feels about as real as a bad Six Flags ride from the 80s. A lot of money and effort was spent creating this painfully heartless waste of time. There were a few moments where it looked like it might be entertaining, but it fell flat. Watch the cheesy 1981 version and avoid this modern mess. If you are over 15, avoid the new "Clash."