Absolute garbage

Rating: 1/10 (8 March 2012)

Disney has a much more accurate movie than these people. There is so much wrong with this movie: 1. The opening credits dictate that the Kraken killed the Titans....really?....a water creature from Norse mythology, not Greek, why they bothered with it at all....destroyed the Titans of Earth, Water, Fire and Air.....how does that work? These people obviously never read Greek mythology. 2. Hades is the villain: wow, what a big surprise, and let's get Ralph Fienes to not act, let's have him talk like he smoked 80,000 cigarettes. 3. The original had a more convincing villain and a surprising villain, watch it. 4. The original was a love story, this one is just a dumb revenge tail, because certainly people don't want human characters, they want mindless action and characters who have no plot or purpose. 5. The people in the desert are called gyn, Arabic for genie. Why is Arabic mythology in here now? Perseus should have wished to get out of the movie. 6. Why does the Kraken take the whole movie to appear when in the original, he appeared in less than 5 minutes...twice...? 7. Why is Medusa played by a supermodel in this, when in Greek mythology, remember that?, she was cursed with ugliness? 8. Did anyone else notice that the middle eastern guy blew himself up? Think about it, won't you? 9. Sam Worthington can't act. 10. No one in this film can act. 11. There is an alternate ending where Perseus destroys all the statues on Mt. Olympus. Wow, our main character just killed every living person in the world, because that's what heroes do, right? What a dick. 12. What purpose does Andromeda have in the story at all, and frankly why is she in the sequel? 13. Worst possible 3D ever invented. Let's waste money like hacks like George Lucas and James Cameron. I had a science fair project back in high school that had more convincing 3D. 14. The original is still 10 times better than this thing that dares call itself a motion picture. 15. They said that the Kraken is a piece of Hades....how does Hades the ruler of darkness and the underworld create a water monster with his skin? 16. According to real mythology, why does Hades always hate being in the underworld? He's got all the word's riches, Persephone, and all the souls he wants....why does he always hate his job?
Ray Harryhousen does better special effects than most people do nowadays. That's how far our technology has gone, we have actually downgraded technology to the point where a flying Mary Poppins is more convincing than a giant Godzilla monster reject.