Crap of the Titans

Rating: 5/10 (2 April 2010)

Couple of episodes of Xena the Warrior Princess put together -in 3D, would give this movie a run for the money.
With a budget of $170 Million and the story rooted in Greek mythology(At least the trailer tries to sell that), I got my advance tickets for the first show, only to find out I have been setup. Although, the movie falls way short of expectation, its not in any way intolerable and worth a watch, maybe just for 3D.
The movie has no story or flow. It's like as if you are dreaming and it could end whenever and the last 5 minutes would have nothing to do with next 5.
The movie starts with a small introduction on Greek gods and how the came to power, and moves strait into the birth of Zeus's bastard son Perseus(or however the hell you spell that) and how he will be the savior for MAN from the GODS. The only Gods we get to see are Zeus, and his envious brother Hades who wants to overthrow Zeus and take over the world. After that the movie takes a fantasy turn and seems like different directors were given slices of 15 minutes to direct. After the first 30 minutes of crap of the titans, You can safely cut chunks of 10 minutes and air them 10 min episodes on TV with the following titles : Hades strikes back. : Scorpion attack : Return of the Medusa ( for those who don't know Medusa, she is the goddess that appears on Athena's shield. One look at Medusa's head turns anyone into stone) : 5 minutes with a Giant Squid: the Kraken : Farewell Hades.
All in all my advice: Set your expectations low, have fun, and you will avoid disappointment.