Release the Crackhead ... that made this film

Rating: 1/10 (11 April 2010)

That's what I would have yelled out except for the fact that you're not supposed to do so in a movie theatre. Went inside after plonking out extra moolah for 3D and special specs, and 20 minutes into the show, felt like puking and tearing my hair and eyes out simultaneously in protest for being made to sit through this travesty of a remake. 3D glasses did enhance my headache and eyestrain, but not the experience. Awful plot - if there was any, distorted depiction of mythological characters, inclusion of characters that weren't even supposed to be in it (djinns in a Greek myth?), bad acting, even worse dialogue and costumes - Zeus looked like an overaged glam-rock star and Hades the older brother of Voldermort. Kraken doesn't do anything except roar and stand there as if purposely waiting to be turned to stone. Medusa's head should have been turned on everyone involved in the making of this multimillion dollar joke.