great steaming piles of poo

Rating: Null/10 (24 July 2011)

I only give it 1 because nil is not possible. I recently watched High Plains Invaders, only because it 'starred' James Marsters, and when I say that that pile of steaming excrescence was Citizen Kane in comparison to this $158 Million Hollywood 'Blockbuster' I think you get my point. I paid £5 at Tesco for the DVD of this only 1 year from its cinematic release and that should have warned me. But I was prepared to give it a go. I think I will go and paint the back bedroom as watching paint dry will be more exiting. I saw this for sale immediately after seeing the original on Film4 and the other half said that she would be interested to see how it compared. All I can say is that it does not bare comparison. The original was inspired and well original, the copy less than a reflection in the back of a bronze mirror.