Should be the called The Crash and Collaspe of the Titans!

Rating: 1/10 (10 April 2010)

Congratulations the Clash of The Titans or as I renamed, see review title above. You've just been found the worst film of 2010 so far. The Book of Eli, which I originally deemed the worst has moved up by one spot. Clash of The Titans had very mixed reviews from audiences (though most critics hated this) but I liked the look of the trailer and the film had an excellent cast. How wrong was I? This was a load of crap. A trashy Hollywood film that was desperate to make money. A sham! The story was predictable, the acting was awful, like Sam Worthington (whose was so wooden I felt like I had splinters), which is sad as I liked him in Terminator Salvation and he was very good as the lead in Avatar, Ralph Fiennes got on my nerves as he sounded like he had a parched sore throat and Gemma Atterton though pretty spoke like a posh girl shopping for shoes! The acting was theatrical. I felt like I watching this on stage. And because of the superficial acting there's no depth to there characters and I didn't care about any of them particularly when Sam Worthington kept flying through the air like a demented monkey screaming like Tarzan. (He would be good in the circus trade).
The 3D and special effects though okay in parts was mostly tacky and the whole thing took itself so seriously it was pathetically lame. I just laughed at it and the action sequences were boring and lacked excitement not to mention the camera swung so fast for some of it I couldn't see what was happening (Michael Bay, grrr!). The last action sequence was a very anti-climax and lasted about two minutes. Some of the scenery was nice though and I thought Liam Neeson who played the god Zeus, his acting was good but it wasn't enough. The director Louis Leterrier should be ashamed of himself. This film promised so much and dosen't deliver. It's an insult to the audience. Boring, uninvolving and rubbish dribble that crashes and collapses into garbage. Do yourself a favour and save your time and money and miss this!