Awful, awful, awful.

Rating: 1/10 (14 April 2010)

This was one of the most abysmally bad films I have ever been forced to walk out on (when those ugly guys started riding the scorpions). I could feel my will to live ebbing away with every line of badly written, badly delivered dialogue. I felt like I was on a trip to the DMV. My ticket was free and I still felt robbed. I am an opponent of capital punishment, but I am willing to make an exception for whoever produced this utter crap. I could not tell you a thing about the picture, either before or after I walked out, because I am trying to block the memories out. I went straight from the theater to a bar and drank until the pain lessened. Yuck.