Take 3000 years of Greek culture and transform it in the American way.

Rating: 1/10 (11 July 2010)

I don't know even where to start. So let's start by saying that I was so disgusted after seeing the movie that I registered in IMDb just to be able to post a review.
Basically this is what happens was that some guy in Hollywood, decided to take a carefully crafted history that took hundreds of years of Greek culture, oral and written tradition into being crafted into a tale that fitted perfectly with the other Greek mythology and the common knowledge of the people, and decided that in 6 months we could come up with something better, full of unnecessary props and characters that don't show up in the original tale (perhaps because those characters don't make any sense, aren't needed and are an insult to the intelligence of the viewer), completely changing the background of the characters into something that doesn't make any sense even to a 6 year old kid, oh and yeah, let's give it an end in "The American way".
Let's put practically all men in here, except the main character, behaving like kids coming out of high school, all laughing cheering and making jokes just 2 minutes after a bunch of their own died.
Let's also make the main character, all the gods, and the only other guy that doesn't behave like a kid, look really interesting by giving them a voice so deep, that you needed to be 2.5m tall and be smoking 2 packs of cigarettes a day since your 1st birthday in order to talk like that.
Let's completely re-write the beginning middle and end of the tale so that it resembles a mix of High-School musical with some B-rated western.
I finish by saying, not that I want my 7 back; I finish by saying that I want 2h of my life back for being shown this poor excuse for a work of art.