Clash of Nothing

Rating: 1/10 (1 April 2010)

Why this film called "Clash of the Titans" even though it has nothing to do with the Titans of Greek Mythology (and the word Titans mentioned only once in the whole movie?) How much did they paid to have Neeson with a ridiculous "disco-ball" costume and his brutal voice as Zeus and Fiennes with his creeping face in the -supposed to be- evil role of Hades? Is Worthington an Avatar or he has already transformed to green-eye demi-God with clean face and marine hair-cut? This film is as bad as the original from Desmond Davis back in 1981 (to be honest the original looks very cheap these years and it has at least an interesting love story between Perseus and Adromeda). Here we have a group of brave and full of stupid courage men (not to mention the demon or something like that who support them) in their epic journey (they have scorpions as vehicles!) to kill snake-head Medusa and save the ancient city of Argos (and Andromeda too). The script lines (full of brave words) are laughable, the music score not even memorable, the costumes trashy, a whole movie , must to avoid. Only bright spots, Draco's figure mostly because he is more silent than the others, and a lovely performance from Pegasus