Boooorrriiiiiing!

Rating: 10/10 (4 February 2019)

People says this the beset movie ever but when you people all say this I get one question for you, Hey how can this is the best movie ever when there not ONE single robot in this stupid movie? Whole movie and not one car turns it self into a robot? No explosions at all as in ZERO explosion? Not even one in the whole two hours movie?
How's anybody suppose to sit threw this whole movie when is it more than two hours! Movie should be like 75 minutes top..... maybe 80 minute if that includes like a part where Paul Blart or Kevin Hart sings karaoke or maybe the fat guy pants falls down now that is funny and a good movie! Or Eddie Murphy could do Citizen Kane in a fat suit cause even Pluto Nash was way more funnier than this dumb movie full of boring, 'blah blah blah, I'm sad, where's my sled, blah blah blah I own a news paper and live at a big opera.....'
& if this movie is so perfect why do they not have any color in it? Every single part is all gray. GRAY everywhere. That's just stupid. They have been making gray movies into color movies for years now. Give us some colors on the movie PLEASE! We have the technologies to do this now! Maybe they did have explosions and I missed it... how could I tell when they don't even have colors to see? It's just a big mess of gray stuff. Gray blobs talking at each other. The sound sounds very old to.
The star of the movie is supposed to be this reporter guy talking to everyone and guess what they FORGOT TO SHOW HIS FACE even one single time so we don't even know what the heck this goof looks like.. I mean what? How'd you miss that 'cinema genius' and how big is this fool's fireplace have to be anyway... his fire place is so big you could park his whole care in it! Or like six trees!
He show's a bunch of camera angles and stuff.. who are you trying to impress with that just put the damn camera in one spot and leave it alone! stop moving it all the time so we can just watch what happens like a real movie. And you want dark lighting or light lighting or what kind of lights because that kept changing to.. this guy had no idea what he was doing
& PLOT HOLE-- How come nobody just smacks this Kane clown upside his head with that sled and say 'shut up fool you can't be governor be cause nobody likes your greedy behind and your woman can't even sing!'
I thought this was supposed to should be a good movie but I kept falling a sleep they didn't even have one car chase or gun fight or nothing like that.... and the soundtrack was all full of nasty old music. Can I hear some Macklemore please? Maroon 5 even? would it kill you to put some music from THIS century?? The 20th century please?
Just so the other guys no, Warning: there no top less ladies in this not even one in the whole movie yes you heard me right they didn't put zero breast or boobies!!
You wanna see a good movie Ridiculous 6 is on Netflix right now & is, much better movie with lots of joke and action, guns even a ninja.
Any way Citizen Kane: 1/10
I'm glad I just watched this on my iPhone instead of shelling out 15 bucks to see it in the theater plus $$$ for popcorn and drinks. This movie is BORING as watching grass.
P.S. don't bother sticking around threw the credits cause this movie has no bloopers or gag real or nothing like that after