Maybe a good film then, but now it sucks...

Rating: 1/10 (23 June 2005)

I finally came to the conclusion that this film is the most overrated hunk of crap ever to slash upon my television screen. The story was boring and I honestly tried to keep myself from falling asleep on the first 10 minutes, so I just turned it off and began watching Evil Dead. Evil Dead kicks this movie to hell.
Citizen Kane needed more zombies and people with shotguns, when we buy a DVD we want action, we want to enjoy the movie, but instead we were just drowned in a silly BORING plot about Rosebud. You've got to admit, this is an awful movie to say the least, I shoudn't have wasted my money on such monstrosity. The characters were boring, the plot was boring, the setting was boring, the whole movie was just PLANE BORRRRINGGGGGGGG. I cannot visualize people actually liking this movie, honestly i can't. I never want to watch this movie again. I have wasted 10 minutes of my life sitting through a boring poopy smelly movie, I would rather spend my 10 minutes sniffing penguin poop.
It needed Zombies, David Hasselhoff, Bruce Campbell, David Lo Pan, Shotguns and Agent Smith. THEN it would've been a better film. Good day.