Worst Movie EVER!

Rating: 1/10 (7 August 2014)

Why did I call Citizen Kane the Worst Movie Ever? Because it seems that almost every movie you check out on IMDb has some pathetic moron posting some variation of that vapid, insipid comment. This iconic, classic movie did not yet have such a post, so I figured I should fill the void. Hey, SOMEBODY has to.
How do I know that it's the Worst Movie Ever? Because I have seen every single movie that has ever been made! And yes, Citizen Kane is worse than even Zombie Bimbos From Mars. At least Zombie Bimbos was kind of fun and didn't take itself seriously. But Citizen Kane is... (drum roll please)... PRETENTIOUS.
"Pretentious" is a hipster term used by jackasses who don't like a movie, but don't want to be bothered with explaining their reasons for not liking it.
"Oh, it was, like, boring and stupid. It was also PRETENTIOUS. Uh, and it was also RANDOM."
So... my rating of '1' might actually bring the overall score for this movie down by about 0.0001 point! But I got to be the jackass who dissed one of the finest American movies of all time!