Please - kill me!

Rating: 1/10 (30 June 1999)

I swear this is THE MOST BORING %&^*ing movie ever, ever, ever made! I was forced against my will to watch this for a college History of Film class. But this is not the pleasant, Quigley Down Under type of boring that peacefully puts you to restful sleep. Citizen Kane is like one of those dull, pounding headaches accompanied by dry heaves at 3 in the morning, please, Lord, let me leave this life, sort of miserable suffering. Half an hour into this movie, I was ready to reveal government secrets and abandon my family and religion - that is the kind of torture I am talking about. You know why so many people vote for this as the best movie of all time? Neither do they. They have been indoctrinated and tortured by film professors who force them to watch this movie until they capitulate and call it genius just so the *(&^ing movie will STOP, for the love of God, stop!