Boring

Rating: Null/10 (30 June 2006)

Okay. Here's my complaint. Ron Howard hits us over the head with everything 100 times too often. The fight announcers keep saying what they want us to feel, flashbacks show us what we already know, etc. I know what Renee Z is thinking when she's washing the dishes, quite showing me it. Jim's an honest man. He gives back what his kid stole. Gimme a break. If my family's starving and my kid steals some food from the butcher there's no way in hell we're giving it back. The butcher's lucky he has a store when we're done. And who the hell is the guy playing the other fighter? He looks like a porn star. Yeah, and we get it, he's a bad guy. Maybe he should tie Renee to the railroad tracks before the fight. My final comment. The little thing they wrote at the end depressed the hell out of me. Jim lost to Joe luis five minutes after this fight and spent the rest of his life in rotten construction jobs with jackasses like my dad. What does my dad have to do with this? Nothing. Exactly. That's why we wear the things on our noses.