Can you vote -0-?

Rating: 1/10 (6 January 2008)

How many ways can one say awful? I could fill up ten lines with just that word and its synonyms but that would be too easy even if entirely accurate. First of all, it wastes the book from which it took its name and premise. Second of all, it wastes the viewers' time (to say nothing of the time of all concerned in its creation). The human race has its issues but, as presented here, its utter extinction would be an improvement. Dreck with a capital "D". Terrible with a capital "T". Stupid with a capital "S". Well, I hope you get the idea that this may just be one of the all time worst movies ever made. Cringeworthy with a capital "C". Is that ten lines? Hope so because it isn't worth any more time to review, watch or think about.