The World Gone Mad!

Rating: 1/10 (5 January 2007)

Watching Michael Caine offer his finger to Clive Owen to pull upon making a fart is as embarrassing to watch as i am sure it was for such a great actor to perform. i saw this movie in Prague over a month ago. i thought it was one of those films which never gets shown in the states only to be shipped overseas and immediately released on DVD because they are of such poor quality. i now see the craze which this film has created. Why? it is a timid attempt to say something strong. it has ideas we have seen before which were done much better. the film's script relies on confusing loopholes and contrived plot lines. the war scenes are very unbelievable to me and the amount of 'luck' which Clive Owen's character has makes him seem like an unbelievable cat with 9 lives. very unnatural and unbelievable film. and without giving away too much information for the poor people who do want to endure this film, i will pose only one question out of many which bother me about this movie. Why? Why? can all of the animals in this film reproduce, however, for some strange odd reason the women can not? birds, dogs, livestock, fish, etc etc etc are having no problems (evidently from the sight of them all) reproducing, however, there is no human life being born for 18 years? questions like that are not even attempted to be answered in this movie because no thought was ever put into the script. this movie represents the mess which the year 2006 has left us all with. i hope we can move on and realize what a shallow attempt this movie really was, in a shallow, miserable year.