Tremendously Vacuous And Horrid Waste

Rating: 1/10 (25 November 2017)

I don't even know where ans how to start to describe this absolutely unimaginably horrendously awful waste of two hours that is Children Of Men. Why? Simply because this is such a terrible movie that each and every aspect of this simply drags and is buried in dross. What would be the perfect word to describe this stupefying idiocy? I guess, this is this - Mess. Mess of a plot which was never developed, with totally unsympathetic and shallow characters who never took off, with very strange soundtrack which seems to be cool but then sinks in drabness, with unbelievably shoddy plot which leaves so much to be desired that there's nothing left to desire at all. On top of that, there is this mind-numbing stupidity of profane language scattered all too fat, and then Micheal Caine comes in with his absolutely unnecessary part, which leaves you with mouth ajar and a question What on Earth have I just seen. Certain silliness aside, the bombastic ending is equally shallow and similarly bad. What do we have? Maybe, one of the Worst of the Worst films ever.