Lowest Common Denominator

Rating: 1/10 (3 July 2007)

Hair-thin plot line - kids nowadays are multitaskers, forget that linear single-threaded structuring. Half our audience can't think anyway! In vitro fertilization? Cloning? What happened? Or is this a really bad case of Brewer's droop in the UK (cut off the Guiness supply maybe?)
Mindless violence - hey,... it's real! Or as real as our mind wants it to be. Why does anyone do anything in this film? What the Hell are they fighting for?
Political posturing - give them slogans, Incite, not Insight. ...and a little button-eyed girl walks out at the end and belts out, "Tomorrow...Tomorrow... "
Eye Candy with patented "HIP" sugar-coating applied. Buy the new "Dystopia" snack bar (available at the concession stand).
If this review makes no sense to you, then you have just experienced "Children of Men".