Not up to much

Rating: 3/10 (30 September 2007)

This movie's storyline is so laid back I went and made tea and a sandwich while watching it and, coming back to it, nothing of note had changed. Not up to much at all, at all. Michael Caine is the only thing worth watching it for and he's not in it that much. The scenes in the refugee camp would aid the world's worst insomniac to sleep peacefully and fitfully. By the time it came to an end, I was itching to watch something else. I wanted, so many times, to turn it off and do just that. However, I congratulated my self for watching it right to the bitter end.Afterwards, I remember thinking to my self-"poor Clive Owen"...(",)