Worth the price of admission for these alone!

Rating: 10/10 (17 October 2000)

Excellent movie! It was worth the price of admission for the retelling of just these two old jokes. I paraphrase severely:
"Darn Americans, always arriving late for a war!"
"In the probable event of an emergency, passengers should put their heads between their legs and--kiss their butts goodbye!"
And this movie has a lot more to offer. Highly recommended.