Don't Bother

Rating: 1/10 (17 July 2005)

This movie is a waste of money and time. The original is better, with more substance, better directing, and better musical numbers.
This is crap. The movie is all over the place. The performances are half-baked, and I hate to say it, but Johnny Depp (who I love) is all over the place, and completely improbable. The only thing it's got going for it is amazing visuals, but what's good visuals without a story?
Plus, the visuals were out of place and over the top. Nothing in the dam movie made sense.
Oh, the only good thing about the movie is Charlie. The kid who plays Charlie is brilliant. He's going to be an Oscar winner some day.