Saw it for free, yet still feel ripped off.

Rating: 2/10 (2 September 2005)

I remember being a fan of the original movie. Granted I was about five when I saw it, but it seemed to be a fond memory. I wish I could have left it as that. All I wanted to see was painted dwarfs singing the Oompa Loompa song, but instead we get a cloned midget Mexican doing theater.
As a homage to the original:
Oompa Loompa Doopeety Doo, This movie was worse then sitting in poo, Oompa Loompa Doopeety Dee, Rather than seeing this again I would drink my own pee.
My friend got me free passes to this movie, and I still felt compelled to ask for a refund. Complete and utterly boring. No redeeming value what so ever.