A truly painful experience

Rating: 1/10 (25 August 2005)

Don't go see it! This is a bad movie. Johnny Depp should be embarrassed. Simply should never have been made. I will never see another Tim Burton movie again. Dialogue is terrible. The kids are boring. The flashbacks scenes are uninspiring and pointless. The effects were better from the 70's. Maybe it's just that the original is Sooo phenomenal, but I don't think that that's the case. This movie stands on its own in its crumminess. Mere words cannot convey how bad it was. I almost want to watch it again to see if I'm missing something or if it was really as bad as I thought it was. I mean, come on, the oompaloompahs are just ridiculous.