terrible

Rating: 1/10 (27 December 2005)

I love Johnny Depp. Brilliant actor. Terrible movie. Jim Carry would have been brilliant in this. Sorry Johnny. In the same note, Jim Carry would have been awful in Pirates of the Caribbean, which Depp was BRILLIANT. And just so, Depp would have been terrible in The Mask. All said and done, Depp is brilliant, but NOT IN THIS FILM.
Kids were perfectly cast, but sucked because of the screenplay. Visuals were great, but Johnny sucked because he HAD NOTHING OT WORK WITH.
TERRIBLE. A TOTAL WASTE OF 2 HOURS. Go rent Bridges Over Madison County or Top Gun or go play hockey with your kid in the park. At least you can say you never once in your life wasted an hour or two.