Tell Burton i want my $8.50 back

Rating: 1/10 (17 July 2005)

i am giving this movie one star instead of 0 only because i enjoyed the preview for "March of the Penguins" narrated by Morgan Freedman prior to the movie. Penguins are the coolest animals in the world. they have wings but don't fly, they are birds, but like to swim. they are fluffy and waddle around and even like to slide on their tummies.
on the other hand, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory was one of the worst i have seen in ages. I loved the original, and yet this movie seemed to replicate it almost identically, yet it removed the best parts of the original, and replaced it with a 'futuristic' twist of crap and annoyance.
kill me now. Tim Burton, i will be awaiting your check in the mail.