Worst movie I have ever seen.

Rating: 1/10 (11 November 2005)

Yes, the title is correct. This was the worst movie I have ever seen.
It left me with a taste in my mouth that sure wasn't sweet like chocolate..
I am a huge fan of the book, and the original movie, and can only think that people who enjoyed this movie have fallen under the "Johnny" spell.
Depp, who is actually a BRUTAL actor, only gets any good movie reviews because people are in love with his face. You should wake up and smell the coffee - this movie tried to glorify Johnny Depp at every turn, but instead made him look like the creepy old man that he actually is.
Grow up people. The movie was terrible. Depp is terrible.
Don't waste your money, or your sanity, seeing it.