Very Bad

Rating: 1/10 (6 April 2008)

Another remake that should have never happened. Depp is horribly boring in this part and even the lavish sets can't save this disaster.
I was hoping the ship would sink in the chocolate sea with the entire cast lost. The music is bad, the acting worse, and the chocolate probably stinks too.
Christopher Lee probably regrets having his name in the credits. If he doesn't, he should.
The original with Gene Wilder wasn't one of my favorites, but it far outshines this total waste of film.
I have enjoyed most of Tim Burton's work in the past (hated Scissorhands though), but this has to be his weakest effort. I actually give it a rating of 1 because that's as low as it can go.