A Great Children's Story Turned into a Swanko Acid Trip of Stupid Bunk

Rating: 1/10 (15 July 2005)

Johnny Depp is a strange, quite bad, scraggly-looking actor. Tim Burton decided to swank up and nice, happy-go-lucky children's story into his "Look at me I'm Tim Burton and I will swank up this movie and show you how swank I am" movie. In addition, Willy Wonka never looked like a pimp, as he does in the movie, with a face that looks like it's made out of plastic. By the way the self-indulgent claptrap trailer that the audience hissed at, is no different than what one visualizes when on a trip of acid and/or LSD. Another thing, I'm pretty sure Johnny Depp is imitating Michael Jackson. Well anyways, my point is, don't see this incoherent, swanky, acid-trip like, lame embarrassment to the cinematic arts.