One Chocolate Obsessed Film for the Weird Inclined

Rating: 1/10 (7 August 2005)

The movie "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" is nothing less then a glorified candy crazed retarded freak show for the chocolate junkies inclined. It begins by setting up an air of mystery and mystique around Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, and it ends with an important lesson. You can acquire unexpected things from candy bars. The movie is at the very least, weird! The score chosen for the film is wacky and seems like it was contrived overnight. Mr. Chocolate Brain Wonka behaves so weird that you might wonder if he is a pedophile or sociopath. Michael Jackson will certainly come to mind for many of you, I'm sure. The Chocolate Factory itself is like some sort of theme park. All the whole, the film is weird story that seems like it was written overnight and should only be viewed as a form of punishment. Harry Potter, Lemony Snicket, Shrek, Finding Nemo, and just about every family movie on planet Earth is far greater then this film.