Dreadful

Rating: 1/10 (3 December 2005)

This remains the only film that i have ever walked out of the cinema during the performance and I stayed through all of the Blair Witch Project. Grimly aware or every noise and slight discomfort in the cinema - dreadfully boring film the main purpose of which seems to be an exploration of a bunch of toffee nosed English persons whose existence on the planet is a matter of supreme indifference to every other right minded person. If you are in the market for slow moving beautifully photographed, pointless drivel then this is the film for you. The performances are fine in general, but who cares, perfect renditions of people that you could not care less about. Nothing at all distasteful , no-one to dislike, no-one to cheer on. Pointless.