Not Good Enough For This Movie

Rating: Null/10 (27 January 1999)

Some thoughts that went through my mind as I sat through this thing shortly after it won a few awards:
1. Hmmmm. . . the theme sounds more-than-a-little like "On Top Of Old Smokey."
2. How can a movie win an Oscar for Best Costumes when it's mostly men's underwear?
3. I'm just not GOOD enough for this movie.
4. I think my date is asleep.
5. This movie has everything but Merryl.
6. Yes, I'm sure it's "On Top of Old Smokey."