People being chased by Something - AGAIN

Rating: 5/10 (1 October 2010)

Och! Neil Marshall keeps making films about people being chased by things. In Dog Soldiers there were army guys being chased by werewolves...in the Descent lady potholers were being chased by albino folks...Doomsday had folks being chased by cannibal Glaswegians...so Centurion marks Neil Marshall's move into the world of...Roman Soldiers being pursued by Pict assassins....
Och! Michty! Help ma eyes! This wan is pish, an no braw. Och. I live in Scotland and ain't ever set eyes on dishes like the assassins here! The Broons! Crivvens! I can't explain how bad this one is! Ever tried to WILL a film to be good. Doesn't work. Must try harder, Marshall, or yer gonna git chibbed ya bass