Mildly entertaining nonsense

Rating: 5/10 (18 October 2015)

It's silly. What did you expect? 10 lines of text on this would probably contain more substance than the movie. It's a low-budget chop-em-up sword and sandal effort. About as plausible as a Popeye cartoon with a load of portentous waffling about "honour" (as opposed to "honor") etc. That said it's more entertaining than watching emulsion paint dry and less painful than root canal treatment. It amazes me that people review this sort of meaningless light entertainment as if it bore the slightest relationship to the historical events or period which it's supposed to depict. That's "de-Pict" in this case. You've seen worse - whether you were aware of the fact I can't possibly know.