Pointless movie about an Italian guy being chased by a Scottish chick.

Rating: 4/10 (11 August 2010)

Pointless movie about an Italian guy being chased by a Scottish chick. At least we were warned from the very beginning that there is "no beginning and no end" to this story. So, for about one hour and half, they keep on chasing each other, chopping heads, hands but no hens. Somewhere at the end there is the old conflict between the blonde and the brunette in order to throw a meaning to the movie, that is for the spectator to know that the main hero has a reason to live for. Which we don't know for sure since the hero arrives pretty much damaged. Anyway the story can be told regardless the time (Picts and Romans, looks familiar?) or place or even actors. Enjoy!