I want to catch a .22

Rating: 3/10 (26 August 2002)

Well, I suppose I'll have to comment on this one too, folks. I know you're all big fans of my work and online summaries, but let's get one thing straight--I didn't like this movie all the way through. The movie, no doubt, was boring and tiresome, and, while I'm only ten years old, made no sense to me whatsoever. The only thing that kept me awake during this movie was the small bits of slow comedy and dramatic pornography, which were spread out over this long, vast, seemingly endless movie. As far as I'm concerned, it is humanly impossible to consciously watch this movie through more than one time and survive. The movie was funny at first, and full of crude humor and naughty, dirty nudity. But then, quite suddenly and abruptly, all of that stopped, and it became one of those old World War II Soap Opera/Slow Comedy/Mellow Drama/XXX kind of films, you know--the ones you pick up from a pawn shop for two bucks. It was a dangerous film not only politically, but physically. I'm quite certain that you could go into a deep coma watching that, and not come out for several years--when the movie finally ended.