Why? Can anyone tell me why?

Rating: 1/10 (9 April 2006)

Why is it that Leo always gets these roles that cast him as a suave, debonair ladies man from books such as the Beach and now Catch Me if You Can?
I actually read this book fifteen years ago as a fifth grade autobiography project. What I do remember is that Frank Abagnale stressed that he was able to accomplish his feats because he looked ten years older than he actually was. Yet you have the reverse with Leo. Can anyone tell me why?
It is almost as if Steven Spielberg recognized the moral vacuum of this film and looked to Leo as some sort of insurance.
I did find one chuckle. I was ten years old when Frank Abagnale managed to capture my attention by his bamboozling, and now Leo seems to have stepped squarely into Frank's shoes. Way to go Leo!
Please go watch something else, anything else, except for The Beach.