This movie sux. It sux and sux and sux...

Rating: 2/10 (20 August 2002)

It sux for 143 minutes. That is awfully long for a boring Robinson Crusoe rip-off minus Friday (who made a boring novel a little less boring) plus permanent Fed EX product-placement. Much too long. Precisely 142 minutes and 40 seconds too long. Yes, this movie is actually the longest commercial known to man.
I wonder if Tom Hanks plans to star in tearjerkers for the rest of his career...
But even more I wonder how much longer audiences are going to fall for this kind of mass produced crap.
Hollywood, I loathe thee!