What could be worse than Tom Hanks on an island by himself for two hours?

Rating: 2/10 (22 February 2005)

This movie is the definition of Tom Hanks cheesiness. Mr. Hanks plays a stranded Federal Express worker who gets trapped on an island, and from there the fun never stops! Tom Hanks insults my intelligence and I hope the intelligence of all of the other people who see him as he is; a man who is willing to do anything to get that third nod from the Academy. Nothing would "establish" himself better as one of the greatest actors of all time than a third Oscar. Is it me or is it impossible for old Tommy H. to have a movie where he doesn't try to jerk our tears. I see Tom Hanks as he is. He is a phony, and nothing could be worse than spending my money on watching Tom Hanks on a TV for two hours.