This movie,...SUCKS.

Rating: 1/10 (17 January 2001)

Okay,...let me start with the POSITIVES--
I liked the plane crash. I mean,...that was good,...but the second he got on dry land, I found myself wishing that he'd drowned along with the plane. Tom Hanks is a BEAST. It's not JUST the pathetic acting that made me hate this movie,...it's the script. This movie had the potential to be really interesting and profound...but then just as Hanks' character starts to settle in on the island, there's a blackout and suddenly the screen says: "4 Years Later".
Um,...FOUR YEARS LATER??? Then,...why the hell did I come to see this movie??? So that I could see him reunite with rat-face Helen Hunt. Um,...okkaaayyy. Except that the reunion between the two is PATHETIC. The scriptwriters tried to pack the ENTIRE process of shock, grieving, reignited love, and realization that each of them had "moved on" into TEN MINUTES.
What a load.
The ending is so cheesy it hurt. And the imagery throughout the film is so blatant that it's insulting.

They just skipped over EVERY SINGLE SCENE that I was interested in seeing.
This movie's a STEAMER.