Biggest Waste of Celluloid EVER

Rating: 1/10 (26 December 2000)

Did Fed Ex make this movie? What was the Big emergency that Mr. Hanks had to run down to S. America to on Christmas Day? A big sorting emergency? A disgruntled Brazilian worker? Give me a break. And what a waste of a year of losing weight. I hereby nominated the cheesiest time passing shot to the speared fish and the waifish Hanks standing on the rock like a supermodel behind it. And then when he finds the Porta Potty in the rocks, why is he suddenly a cave man. And don't even get me started on the anti thespian Helen Hunt. Wilson was more believable as a human being. Can I please have my $9.00 back. The high point of the movie was the plane crash, it's just unfortunate that they didn't all die.