Sorry, but a spoiler-- Caution: May contain crass advertising

Rating: 2/10 (3 June 2001)

If you like to pay for advertising, this is the flick for you. A more blatant bit of marketing has never been created in film. But I'm sure it's the wave of the future. Think of the possibilities! Here comes the movie about the nice side about --brand name here-- cigarettes. Another one about the happy, zany assembly workers at --insert manufacturing company here-- and their misadventures. The heartwarming story of a child worker in Guatemala who plays as she works making T-shirts in for --high fashion label-- only to become a major shareholder and savior of her people. Thrill to high adventure as --multinational global polluter-- delivers babies of scientists working for them in Antarctica. Now, That's Entertainment! [note: all rights reserved; film producers must gain permission to use the proposals above or face legal action by my battery of lawyer]
If you still want to see this far-fetched movie for Tom and Helen in an otherwise nice story, but don't want to pay for advertising, find a chump who bought it and get friendly. You know what to do. Otherwise, wait till it's on TV. Very soon and frequently.