total crap

Rating: 1/10 (26 November 2006)

What in the name of God was this drivel all about? Let's face it Bond was pretty daft in the 60s but nowadays he's as relevant as Rickets. Where do they get the idiots from who wrote the script for this nonsense..............the book was lousy and the film laughable.......I could not make head nor tale of it and still don't know who the baddie was and am even less interested. So my government thinks the best way to defeat terrorism is to play cards with it....can't wait to see Blair and Bush make up a 3 card brag school with Bin Laden and the Taleban............ having worked on building sites for over 30 years I laughed my arce off at the opening sequence as Bond and Spiderman fought it out on off tower cranes and bouncing around on the neatest building site on the planet without snagging themselves on some junk left lying around by a careless navvy........who on Earth writes this garbage. The plot...and I use the word very very loosely...... was too stupid to even care about and the acting worse.......I like daniel craig but he's a bit silly as Bond....nobody can emulate ole Sean here and at least he got a couple of decent story lines in the 60s........what next I wonder a remake where Bond has to play Bowls with Bloefeld or maybe Snakes & Ladders with Largo......Bond has been pretty boring since the 70s but this cobblers was so pitifully dull that I would rather watch Spielbergs abysmal remake of War of the Worlds again.....worst movie of 2006 and lets hope that 'Bond Is Back' becomes a term we never hear again in the 21st century........Yeah I know ......as long as Hollywood is devoid of ideas and people are dumb enough to heap praise on such utter crap as this Dan will be lining up in 2008 with another pointless 2 hours of banal mayhem and martinis....shaken of course not stirred.....