Royaly Sucked

Rating: 1/10 (22 March 2007)

I haven't written a review on IMDb since January 7, 2000, that was for "eyes wide shut". This is my second review.
So it takes quite a bit to get me to vent my opinion.
Though there are many bad reviews here about CR (Casino Royale), I feel I must represent the die-hard fans of Sean Connery and his classic films, which are the only reason this franchise has lasted as long as this.
I actually liked Daniel Craig better than pierce brosnan or timothy dalton, maybe even better than roger moore. But I had the greatest problem with the idiotic script.
here come the spoilers!!!!!!
scene one: bad guy goes to his office, he finds Bond there casually sitting in a chair across from his desk, he knows Bond is a secret agent, yet he opens the top drawer in his desk, to get a gun, which he figures Bond would never have checked for before he began relaxing to wait for this bad guy, the bad guy picks up the gun, doesn't notice the clip or any of the bullets are missing, making the gun about half as heavy as it should be, and proceeds to try to shoot Bond with it,
if you buy this scene, this Bond movie is for you, you must also have an IQ of 50.
scene two: Bond is beating the crap out of a "hippie" in a bathroom, this is supposed to introduce us to James Bond "the tough guy", this "hippie" could have gotten his butt kicked by a girl scout.
if you buy this scene, this bond movie is for you, you must also have an IQ of 50.
scene three: the song and beginning credits are almost laughably awful, unfortunately they are just agonizingly awful.
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scene 33: bond doesn't worry about where $155 milion is.
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scene 45: bond is defribilating himself in his aston martin, what's next he takes an insulin shot because he was forced to eat a rich eclair by a nemesis who is a chef.
.... this film sucked, Royaly.