My name is Bland -----,James Bland

Rating: Null/10 (20 July 2008)

Vodka Martini-Shaken or stirred? I don't care a damn! Why not? The Chase&Action Sequnce on the crane is just incredible-some of the best I have seen in a Bond Movie. So is the scene on the tarmac of the Airport. But Daniel Craig is too mechanical with no personality. He is tall and looks good in a tux-so does a penguin. There is no Villain with a bad Russian accent(Bond-do you expect me to talk? No,I expecthh you tto diiie Missta Bond,) or a bald guy in Nehru jacket in a swing chair smothering kittens (I am expecting you Mr. Bond,Would you like drowning lessons in my shark tank Mr. Bond?) or a Giant with bad teeth and an IQ of a teenage mutant ninja turtle, walking out of smoldering ruins. One more thing, when I am betting Ten Mil. on a game of Poker,I don't want a bearded guy flirting with my girl, talk hush hush within ten feet of me-I would have him thrown off the table and do away with him, sooner than this happens in the movie.The music is not the thrillingly haunting, 007 Bond music-except over the titles. This alone puts a damper on the proceedings. The location photography is good. This Bond gets tortured more than any Bond. Is this torture legal? for a Bond Movie? Then again why are we seeing Bond in a wheel chair? even if he is seen in posh locale? Now what kind of impression does this give to future Bonds?