Boyfriend Bond is a Flaming Piece O' Poo

Rating: 1/10 (21 November 2006)

Over-long, boring, MELODRAMATIC (!!!)
Who the hell wants to see James Bond in a gooey love melodrama resembling an episode of The Bold & The Beautiful?
UNBELIEVABLY terrible. I'd sooner see the series end than "rebooted" in this insulting manner.
Save yourself the heartache of losing an old friend - don't see this movie if you haven't been suckered in already. All your hopes will be quashed, at the very latest when Bond tells his girlfriend, "I have no armour left, you've taken it from me."
Steer clear!