Bleeding Chips

Rating: 10/10 (25 November 2006)

Does "Bleeding Chips" mean that if you cut off your arm chips would spew out like a geyser? What kind of movie is this? Le Chiffre cuts his eye out with a double-edged knife? One of the poker players is twice the size of Shaquille O'Neal? The black guy is "Bleeding Chips"? Mr. White is currently dating his mom? There's a pinball machine in Uganda? This does not make any sense. I saw this movie while eating some popcorn, which tasted very good, but I don't understand how Daniel Craig can put up with all of these no-names. What kind of name is Le Fag? What is he...a pimp? He certainly had the money to support his business...but he lost his sweet green in the stock market like the rest of us. O look at me, im Le Chiffre. I need a Kleenex to wipe my sore eye because im gay and I don't have a life. I wonder if Le Chiffre's eye fungus was inherited from his ancestors, because if his mom had an eye like that, she would have been BUTT UGLY! :)