Autistic 007 is James Bond without the Gadgets

Rating: 1/10 (20 November 2006)

Bond is not too bright. Get fooled, looses in casino, a terrible driver, slow witted, and plenty of luck. He cannot speak beyond 10 words. Looks autistic. Rainman IS "James Blonde". Reminds me of a construction worker ruffian or some football hooligans who likes masochistic sex, instead of the real Bond.
Can we learn from him from this super spy? Well yes. Low I.Q., makes mistakes all the time and the only thing he us successful is to shoot guns at something that will explode. He could be an Olympic marathon runner for all I care, but he is no Bond.
Where is the suave? I must admit the last Bond film was way too much gadgets. In this movie it is no gadget at all. They are using that Scorpion King formula again, the one movie they done to do away with the Mummy's II special effect.
He can easily play James Bond 007 20,000 B.C. for all I care. Matt Damon could easily do a better job then this semi autistic guy, at least he has form and smarts, despite being short, while this guy is just big and dumb. His form of fighting is hardly deadly. He fights like a girl. His form of fighting and his looks reminds me of Popeye. I wished he would smoke a pipe and had Olive Oyl as his girlfriend. He looks more like hooligans fighting in a soccer match.
I would have given this movie a much higher score if it was NOT 007. As a 007, you must live on certain expectation, the most important factor of a super spy has smarts, not stupidity. Poisoning him is the easiest thing in the world. Some gadgets are still important in spy business but this guy manages to jump around like a monkey. One was a fat black monkey and this is a skinny blond monkey. A great combination of monkey versus monkey. Ian Fleming is probably turning over his grave if he sees this!