He is so cool

Rating: 1/10 (27 March 2013)

James is so cool. He can chat chicks up with his incredibly seductive looks. He is so cool. He rides a cool car, with a hot chick of his choice, he picked her up in two minutes. He can jump into the air and cling onto a crane and dodge bullets and fight the bad guys and kill them all because they are bad and he's cool. I know that when James plays poker, Doyle Brunson and all the professional poker players go hiding into the bushes because James is too cool for them and can read them like a book. He's so cool, and when I grow up I want to be like him! James is so cool. He can chat chicks up with his incredibly seductive looks. He is so cool. He rides a cool car, with a hot chick of his choice, he picked her up in two minutes. He can jump into the air and cling onto a crane and dodge bullets and fight the bad guys and kill them all because they are bad and he's cool. I know that when James plays poker, Doyle Brunson and all the professional poker players go hiding into the bushes because James is too cool for them and can read them like a book. He's so cool, and when I grow up I want to be like him!