Casino Royale is awful

Rating: 1/10 (26 November 2006)

Hi anyone curious as to what they've done with the 007 franchise beware!!! this film is awful and the main man has been replaced with a man so ugly when he smiles people vomit! what was thinking behind putting such an ugly man in such an iconic role?? lets scare children and adults??? the film itself starts off in a thrilling manner with a free running chase up some scaffolding and building works , but the film makers couldn't even be bothered with employing a stunt man who looked even slightly like the ugly wretch they got to play 007, (suppose it was too hard finding someone so ugly?) the film then degenerates as the main plot revolves around the playing of a poker game!! how interesting is that you ask? very very boring!! i mean they could have got the new bond girl to walk round naked to keep us awake but no!! even she sits in the corner bored to tears waiting for the excruciating finale to the poker game.
they try to liven up the game with a short action sequence before going back to the poker but i knew their game and it didn't raise interest in this innocent viewer.
this much lauded gadget free edition has gadgets in the form of a car that is also a portable hospital so the people that advertised this were blatant liars.
just when you think the film has been wrapped up the cheeky baskets add more plot lines to make us endure more awful , boring , tedious story telling I should have walked out of this film for being so crap but i didn't despite my partner begging me as i was hoping something special might happen...it didn't , thanks a lot you James bond franchise murderers! even the opening song was awful but at least that mad cow Madonna wasn't allowed near it in conclusion this film is the worst I've seen this year and if your thinking I've got some time to kill and might as well watch it don't! please! just for me? Ta for listening