Bond to end all Bonds

Rating: 10/10 (26 November 2006)

The Broccoli family have really done it: they gave us Ian Fleming's Bond. My first touch to Bonds came from reading Fleming's books as a kid, and they were full of cold-n-naked, cartilage-crushing, verge-of-dying agony. So I've had real problems with post-Connery Bond movies. At last I go to movies to see Bond and I get Bond, not Mandrake. Now my soul is in rest and no past sins of Broccolis will be remembered. Anybody who likes his Bond being the unreal male Barbie(tm) who probably doesn't go to toilet, forget that this movie was ever made. It is not for you. If you like your Bond taking a beating, bleeding, strangling people 'til they sh** their pants and changing his clothes to go play cards, go ahead and buy the ticket and pre-order the special edition DVD; Bond Faery has heard you nightly sobs and your wishes have been granted.