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Rating: 1/10 (1 December 2006)

Sean Connery was sexy and he had a subtle humor. Roger Moore didn't take James Bond seriously and he was very funny. Daniel Craig is nothing.
The film starts with a pursuit on cranes that looks nice, is highly unrealistic and therefore. somewhat funny. Unfortunately, the pursuit is not meant to be funny. It goes on and on and on, with a growing improbability of the actions, it's boring.
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Every scene in the film, every action, is utterly predictable. When Bond tells the girl "I love you", the friend I was at the cinema with said "that means she's going to die". Which of course she did.
The film doesn't even properly end. It ends, when Bond wins at the table and the villain is about to be captured. But then it continues. The villain gets away, and another pursuit takes place. Bond gets captured, but then miraculously doesn't get killed. The film ends, when the girl dies, the villain is dead, and the money is gone. Then again, the film continues. Another crook has the money, and he gets caught but we don't know how. In one shot Bond sees the crooks phone number and name, in the next shot he shoots him in the foot and recovers the money. Who knows how a fourth and a fifth ending may look.
Some jokes are childish. Bond gets his martini, the waiter asks "shaken or stirred" and Bond says something like "why should I care". Really...
Bond is a fan of Top Gear, so he drives a DB9. Because we may not notice that the car is a DB9, the logo is shown several times. Of course, the car crashes in a spectacular but utterly predictable way.
This film is not just the worst Bond movie ever. It's one of the worst movies ever.