Shite. With Eggs On Top.

Rating: 1/10 (14 February 2009)

THIS IS NOT A BOND MOVIE. This is a dull, uninspired thriller starring some blond guy who looks like a builder, not a suave secret agent. Daniel Craig is certainly no Roger Moore. He just can't cut it. He's about a charismatic as a magnet on plastic. What Daniel really needed to encounter in this poor effort was Jaws(Richard Kiel). Imagine the fun the audience could have had! Daniel kicking Jaws in the nuts and Jaws doing a comedy grimace. Daniel could also swing on vines, imitating Tarzan. Or perhaps Daniel could tell a tiger to 'SIT!'. Daniel should have indulged in a more humorous approach and we could have all, maybe , enjoyed this disaster.
Moonraker pisses all over this thing.
One more thing, if it's a prequel to all the previous movies, why in two fux is it set in the modern era?