Worst Bond Movie Ever

Rating: 1/10 (17 March 2007)

OK, did these pricks just pluck my loins and my $13.99?...
OK, I'll admit, the new Bond isn't bad (even though Pierce was about a million times better even when the plot was so ludicrous and laughable that you were still happy to pay the 8 bucks at the movie theater to see Bond do what he does best... Take names and get the chick) but holy crap... Not to be a chauvinistic pig but did a woman write this plot? First off, the Bond girls were HORRIBLE (makes me want to watch Elizabeth Hurley from Austin Powers... At least she had some better breasts) not to mention a LOT of the scenes were of James walking up onto the beach with his shirt off or something of the like where he's half (or fully) naked in this movie. Oh yeah, and almost forgot to mention, NO GADGETS?!?!?! WHAT?!?!?!!? Did the new Q look at this plot and laugh so hard at it that he said, "Screw this. I'll be damned if I give anything high tech to this p.o.s. film." Sorry guys, but this film blew more than ... well... if Timothy Dalton played in this flick.
My manliness rating of this double Oh my God, yet more time is stolen from my life: Pathetic.