Piece of $#&%!!!!

Rating: 1/10 (31 December 2006)

When I walked into the theaters to see this movie I was not expecting much, but, Wow, what a piece of crap!
This movie does in no way meet the high standards set by the other Bond movies. Some say that it is still a good action flick, but hey, which movie did those people watch? Well, I suppose not this movie, or they've maybe fallen asleep during those awfully boring poker scenes. That would explain how some say, that it could go through as a "good" action movie. Because if you cut out that poker crap, you really have some decent action here, but those fifteen minutes can't help the movie.
So, in order to help those fans, that still want to see the movie, to save some money, I'll round up the story now:
Bond kills one guy in a loo, then kills another guy in an office.
Music.
Bond kills a terrorist after chasing him. (Until now roughly ten minutes have passed)
Bond plays Poker, and does some advertising for SONY, OMEGA and FORD. (Now there are only 20 minutes to the end)
The bad guy captures Bond and his Lady, tortures him and gets killed by another bad guy that has not yet been introduced to us.
Bond awakes in a hospital, travels to Venice with his girl. A house collapses, she gets killed and Bond kills the other bad guy that inexplicably seems to be the mastermind.
And I paid money for that!