2 hours of scenic shots, bad acting, and a middle-aged man's nipples

Rating: 3/10 (25 December 2006)

What a terrible movie, and not just for the "James Bond Genre" but for all movies in general. The directing was terrible, and there were nearly 5 or 6 denouements and climactic points: well at least it felt as though the director wanted these scenes to be climactic.
The main antagonist (I think, because it is even an uncertainty regarding who was truly the main antagonist) has the special ability to have his eye's bleed. When the director wasn't focusing in on James Bond's nipples, hes boring us to death with scenic shots of what looks like Switzerland. Most likely this was the director's first time traveling to this country and he used the main filming camera as most tourists would for taking pictures of sites.
Terrible movie, and perhaps the worst I've ever seen, if not only second to "Doom" starring The Rock.