Casino Royale

Rating: 1/10 (18 November 2006)

I went in to watch James Bond, not some insequre blonde loser. I don't care if Sean Connery is 90 years old and in a wheel chair he'd still be a better as 007. We gave these people 150 million dollars for Die Another Day four years ago and they decide to replace Pierce Brosnan and detach from the standards that have kept the series going for over 40 years. Way to go Sony. Way to Craig. Way to go Campbell. You realize this cancels out GoldenEye. Signs this movie is not a 007 movie: 1. He drives a Ford Focus and he crashes the Astin Martin 2. Daniel Craig 3. Blonde 4. He says "I love you" 5. Doesn't care how his martini is mixed 6. No gadgets 7. No memorable henchmen 8. No Moneypenny 9. No Q, not even R