Bad bad choice to waste two hours

Rating: Null/10 (1 October 2014)

Disney had to generate a new line of plastic things. From toilet paper to bed sheets. Probably the Princess thing was too far behind and Hello Kitty was in the future. So you bring three (!) people to cook up a story with every cliché in the book. Well, who cares about the story anyway. So race cars don't have lights. But they get arrested for messing up the asphalt and no word about speeding at night with the lights off in the wrong lane. Talk about a good children story. And if we have to be true to the race car story, why not make it a tractor and a bulldozer in the same story? And for a script that bad you need some seven guys to make it work.
Than, you have everything people identify with big Hollywood production: slap over some stars to get somebody who's a somebody on the red carpet and put half the production money in the publicity.
And if you think that is a bad movie, just wait for Planes. A reboot in 7 years. Same story to the detail. Same clichés, only the second time you don't have a gold hearted rookie you have the underdog. Oh! Everybody loves an underdog. How come they never thought that for Cars with 10 people brainstorming the new color for the next decade of supermarket plastic.
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