Does life begin at ignition?

Rating: Null/10 (3 October 2011)

The story begins Mater (Larry the Cable Guy) accompanies Lightning (Wilson) to a series of races around the world, and gets mistaken for an international spy.
What I think
If there are no people, I wonder who built the first car. How did automobiles create all of the civilizations of the world without fingers? If they didn't build everything, what did they do with the bodies after they rose up and killed their human overlords? Why do they have passenger doors? If Lightning McQueen rolled down a window, would you see his brain? Is that a pair of eyes in each car's windshield, or one big eye with two pupils? Why do buck teeth indicate low intelligence? Why do New York accents indicate criminality? Does the undercarriage of a male car differ from that of a female car? Does life begin at ignition?
The movie is fast-paced fun, superbly animated as always, with the usual clever Pixar touches, and I recommend 3D to increase the gee-whiz factor.
A request If you can read Japanese, please let me know if there are any additional witticisms on the signs in Tokyo.
Why you should see it Cool! Vvvvvmmm! Vrrrrmmmm! Attractive, single parents.
Why you shouldn't see it Right now, finding the nearest hospital is more important than finding the nearest movie theater. The name "Mater" is too sexual.
--from my review at www.1man365movies.com