The longest Chevron commercial I've ever sat through

Rating: 1/10 (26 June 2011)

I went to see this in theatres, and I never even made it to the movie. I understand that there are now commercials before movies, but this is really getting out of hand. Yeah, I get it, with Techron. I don't know how celebrities get roped into this crap. Vin Diesel wasn't even in this one. After what seemed like 112 minutes, the light came up and everyone left, so I assumed it was an intermission. I went into the lobby to get a refill of Cracker Jacks, then they wouldn't let me back in for the movie. Security pummeled me with truncheons when I refused to leave without having seen a movie. I'll never go to a Famous Players again! I wish I had rented Drive Angry. Oh well.