1/2 A4 script stretched to 133 of US propaganda

Rating: 1/10 (26 November 2013)

Let me start by saying, one thing about Somali people is they are know for being very handsome. I leave it there. And we get to see the Western take on poor Africa crop up in the politics of this film. I mean these 4 little boys against the Entire US army/military and Seals and one Capitalist ship that did not contain any food for Africa, only products made from African raw materials that our silly leaders buy.(off topic) people in the West don't like those kind of films.
This film only needed to be 15 minutes long. And even then the story is so weak and without any real tension. Those baby pirates are scary like Santa Claus. Where are the Real Bad Boys? 1/2 the film is in some life boat.
What I am confused about is the rating, and the hype from the critics. I think they buy them off, because we did not see the same film. No way we did just watch 4 little pirates vs the US whatever in a little yellow boat and said it was "Amazing", "Thrilling", edge of my seat--not.
I wonder if Hollywood would be interested in my script which features all the pirate ships that actually get paid and America loses?