This movie is the opposite of all of these reviews

Rating: 8/10 (8 November 2013)

Seriously. Is there a language known only to people who write reviews? These people aren't even PAID for this, so why speak in critic-ese? Hoping for a shot at being a TV personality, getting paid for talking about movies?
If these reviews were movies, these wannabe critics would slate them for being long winded, pretentious, specious, bloated and mostly made of filler. This movie ain't like that, so it's good. The OPPOSITE of critic-ese.
The dialogue in this movie is to the point. Never are 10 words used where 4 would be enough. Never are the longest or most obscure words the writer knows used in an attempt to look clever. These reviews ain't like that.
The movie has funny moments. The reviews do not. (Hard as they try)
The movie is over before your butt has gone totally numb. The reviews are not.
You can tell your friends you enjoyed the movie, and they won't think less of you. Not so the reviews.
You can take a girl to see the movie and still get laid. The reviews? Not so much.
Thanks to the guys who made the movie, 'cus it's entertaining. Thanks to the guys trying to sound like idiotic professional critics; it reminds me of that dumb policeman off "'Allo, 'allo" who thought he could speak French.