The Incredible Hulk (2008) is more relatable than this atrocity!

Rating: 1/10 (26 August 2019)

Yes. I said it. The Incredible Hulk is underrated while Captain Marvel is overrated. Why? Because Captain Marvel is the Mary Sue of the MCU. Think of her as Alice from the Resident Evil franchise (2002-2016) where she basically one-ups every established character and makes them look incompetent, including the Edward Norton Hulk himself (I wish the Abomination were around to challenge her). Plus, this movie basically reinvents a plot convenience of the "Tessaract", as if other movies in the MCU haven't done so already. What am I talking about? To quote The Joker: "Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you stranger" (stronger, in this case). How? Shoot at the Tesseract (or whatever energy source powering an aircraft that looks like the Tesseract) and stand in its blast radius so that you transform into the most powerful superhero in the MCU. You might think this is third-grade graduation, but that is what happens.
This movie is Men In Black (1997): (Couch Tomato confirms this.) Samuel Jackson is Agent J and Clark Gregg is Agent K (not literally). But unlike that movie, this movie pretty much suffers from an overpowered anime fan fiction syndrome that turns the movie into a drivel not worth your money. I watched Venom (2018) TWICE before watching Captain Marvel ONCE.