No Heart

Rating: 2/10 (11 March 2019)

I think that my title says it all. Even the worst of the Marvel movies try to have heart. This one does not. Captain Marvel is one of the worst, most uninteresting, most boring protagonists in recent memory. Every line she speaks is delivered in the most deadpan, monotonous voice all while she has an obnoxious smirk on her face. It baffles me that there are people out there who can honestly give this movie anything higher than a 5/10 rating. If Captain Marvel is going to be the new face of the MCU after Endgame then this is the beginning of the end of the universe.