Boring and forgettable

Rating: 1/10 (8 March 2019)

Remember Blockbuster? "True Lies?" Pagers? The AOL dial-up sound? That's pretty much this whole movie. It's a stream of direct nostalgic references that take you out of the scene and honestly annoyed me. There's not much else to the movie. It definitely feels like the 21st piece in a giant puzzle and it's really hard to care about anything here. The effects reminded me of the 2000 "X-Men" film, particularly Xavier's chamber.
It feels like they're setting up a cheap ringer to punch Thanos into the sun and wrap things up quick. It feels more shoved into the canon than, say, the Thor sequels. I suppose the movie finds it "empowering" that the protagonist is smug, mean and doesn't work well with others. When "Vers" isn't staring blankly, she's yelling. She's like a pinched, humorless RA or something. Totally unlikable and impossible to root for.