MCU takes a swing and a miss at their own Wonder Woman attempt.

Rating: 2/10 (8 March 2019)

Sometimes these postmortems just write themselves, this is a clear and obvious attempt by Marvel to take a bite out of the Wonder Woman audience market and while some will no doubt like both, there is an ocean of difference in what they can offer.
Move over Incredible Hulk, Elektra and Thor Dark World, there is a new contender for title of "worst MCU movie" and all the "Box Office Bonanza" write ups the Disney PR teams can air drop, are not going to change this fact. This homage to Power Puff Girl Power is nothing but a ball of bad writing bad acting and bad directing all rolled up for you not to enjoy. If you like this movie you are clearly not interested in what makes the other lead heroes in MCU stories interesting and flawed but redeeming characters. Nothing in "Vers" past invokes the least bit of sympathy, oh look, your daddy who took you to theme parks wanted you to grow up to be a ballerina,, oh dear, SUCH ABUSE.
Sadly characters we actually may care about like Coulson, Fury and Ronan the Accuser are mere side props used to fill screen dimension and attempts to back story Fury are so pathetically contrived and thin I actually came away liking the MCU LESS than I did before seeing this failure. The use of animals and children are a total flop and failure of execution that warrant nothing but scorn for bad movie making.
Larson herself has nothing to offer the character as it cannot stand up to Gal Gadot's heroine by any stretch or form of measure, in any and all possible ways this new ALL POWERFUL MCU hero is inferior to the shield, sword and lasso wielding Wonder Woman. By the end of the movie I was no longer even curious about the "photon blasts" and revelation of the source, it was simply a boring poorly contrived plot device yielding nothing of interest or imagination to provoke a care.
What a sad day for the MCU to have to bow down and give homage to a clearly superior comic movie hero from the DCU, it's official the MCU streak and run is over.