A Circus of Errors

Rating: 1/10 (22 April 2020)

After seeing the merchandise for this film, I assumed that Captain Marvel was played by Arnold Schwarzenegger in a blond wig. Imagine my disappointment. This character is walking, talking birth control. Just stick her in a society and watch the birthrate go down. In fact, I heard that the reason why this movie made so much money in China is because the government was trying to use it to sterilize its citizens.
Completely boring and nihilistic movie. There is really no substance in this film besides "Be strong, beat the crap out of the bad guys". Captain Marvel is nothing much else than an Ubermensch, only a woman (I believe the term for that is Mary Sue). Nietzsche might like this, but you shouldn't.
AHHH! MY EYES! BATH THEM IN HOLY WATER! AVERT YOUR EYES!
Oh yes, the CGI is the worst money can buy.