Divorce Court On The Horizon

Rating: 1/10 (3 November 2019)

My wife loves these Marvel flicks, and I hate them. She forces me to watch them, and she won't even reciprocate by watching something good like The Good, The Bad, The Weird because the dialog is in Korean and she does not like subtitles. Anyway, after watching Iron Man (Okay, I'll admit I liked this one!) all the way through Civil War I figured I would choke this Sexual Appropriation Piece down and try to like it. Sorry folks, but this camp fest was everything that all of the Accurate and Believable reviewers said it was: Garbage. From the bad plot, to the typical CGI BS, to Miss Cow's Milk Cheese's robotic acting I could barely hold onto my dinner. I guess I picked a bad week to stop consuming barley sandwiches!
So, if this is the future of Holly Strange then you can leave me out of it.
It's not like I appreciate American made films all that much anyway. Let's be honest, the British have always made better films (Let's compare Blade to Underworld!!!). All I pray for now is that this type of disease does NOT swim across The Pond and infect the British film industry. Oh wait, what was that I heard about the next James Bond film?