Boring.

Rating: 4/10 (11 March 2019)

This movie is boring. I saw it at the theatre last night with my family. It is the only theatregoing experience I ever had in my entire life in which I made a conscious decision to fall asleep to make it go by faster. The writing is bad. The action was average. The jokes are unfunny. The characters were hard to care about. It was shot real boring, it was all competently done but there was no shot that ever struck me as interesting or beautiful. The special effects were okay, though. And Samuel Jackson did an okay job and I liked him, but all the other characters were simple and unconvincing. There was no emotion in the dialogue; all characters talked like they were written by aliens who only watched how people interacted in mediocre movies. The cat even didn't look real half the time.