If you want to waste money supporting mediocrity - go see it.

Rating: 2/10 (9 March 2019)

I wanted to like this movie.
I wanted all the comments from Brie Larson towards white men to be merely 'something stupid some stupid libby made' and the movie would be good.
But it's not a good movie. It's not even close to good. I can look past the fact that she needed a butt-double because she's got no butt and the costume was unflattering to her build. I can look past the story not following the comics and going off in a pro-fem manner with no real direction because there's some good action scenes and you want to know how a hero in Endgame got from point A to point B...
But damn... I could have done this better. You could have made a better movie. Almost anyone could have made a better movie.
And I can't help but feel that Marvel and Disney made this movie awful just to get paid from the performance insurance policy they took on it, because that's about the only way it's going to earn real money - by scamming the insurance company. Disney, the next time you want to make a great Marvel movie, call me. I'll do it for free as long as you promise you'll never do this awfulness again. Please.