Snoozefest

Rating: 3/10 (30 March 2019)

Brie Larson's character has the emotional range of a piece of plain damp toast. Over 2 hours of plain emotionless blank stare from the lead character. The only way the origin/backstory for this movie would have made more sense is if she was an alien mannequin that came to life.
I don't know where to start. Everything felt spoon fed with so much lazy writing that it felt like this was intended for a brain-dead stupid audience. I'm not going to get into spoilers but if you watch it you'll be hard pressed to ignore the silliness.
I agree with what some posters highlighted. At this stage in the game Marvel has a mountain of data on what recipe works for their movies - so to come up with this movie is quite bewildering.
I'm at a loss for all the high reviews. I'm optimistically hopeful that it's just companies hired by the studios to pump a lot of fake reviews for good ratings, because the alternative if true would be far more devastating: that the current generation of movie-goers are so easily amused with any movie devoid of story-line but pumped with cgi that studios don't have to put as much effort as before.
For those that enjoyed this movie, come over to my house; I have a laser pointer and a ball of string that could keep you amused for hours.