Captain Mary Sue

Rating: 2/10 (17 March 2019)

As usual with Marvel movies, this is yet another chapter of self indulgent pseudo-entertainment focused at Millennial man-childs (or, should I say in this case, "woman-childs"). A pointless story about nothing, just goobidy gook tech mumbo-jumbo and aliens flying around, running around, making jokes. This flat, pointless piece of ego-massage self insertion has Captain Mary Sue, played by who cares, facing the obvious true villain (Jude Law, who surprisingly still gets roles).
Obviously any remarks about the quality of this piece are pointless, as it's audience has already decided it will swallow anything their favorite brand throws at the silver screen.
Avoid it.