Apple's Siri can show more emotion than Brie Larson

Rating: 3/10 (2 May 2019)

I went into this movie completely blind. I avoided all trailers, the reviews, and anything that could spoil the movie for me. I do this with all movies.
I had never heard of Brie Larson until this movie and after seeing the movie I have no idea how she got the part. In fact, the whole movie's existence confuses me. Aside from Brie Larson's lack of acting, the whole movie seemed like a made tfor TV mini series of Agents of SHIELD that they strung together in one sitting. The plot, the script, and the "jokes" all felt like they were all cookie cut cliche tropes and Frankenstein stitched together to make a whole movie. The plot lethargically stumbles from scene to the next and only Samuel L. Jackson held the movie together. The chosen background music seemed out of place in nearly all instances when they weren't trying to club you over the head with the repetitive unsubtle hint that it's taking place in the 90's.
As for Brie Larson... I have no idea what happened here. There is probably a good reason why no one heard of her until this movie. She is not leading character material. Her inability to emote any sort of feeling when reciting her lines made me think of Kristen Stewart and how icy she was. Even the CGI cat was more believable than Brie Larson.
This is a surprising fail for the MCU and felt like they shoehorned it in to cash in on people waiting for AEG.