Some people need to grow up.

Rating: 7/10 (8 March 2019)

This movie's a solid 7. It's not the greatest Marvel movie. However, it's far from the absolute failure MRAs are hoping for.
True there are a few girl power moments that came off just a little hooky. No Doubt's "I'm Just a Girl" felt forced in the one fight scene towards the end. (Personally I would've used "I Enjoy Being a Girl" if I was going to be that on the nose.) However at no time did I feel endangered of having my penis fall off due to the raw estrogen pulsing on the screen.
Additionally, I was rather surprised and delighted at how charismatic Brie Larson was. I honestly look forward to seeing how she grows the character of Captain Marvel.