Personality of room temperature tap water.

Rating: 2/10 (9 March 2019)

This is a movie with no foundation, development, character, or tension. I didnt know anything about CM the character and WANTED to know more. I WANTED to like this movie and see CM kick some butt.
What I got was a character that has only 1 emotion: Condescension. If she's not staring nearly comatose, she's rolling her eyes that people dare ask her things like "Who are you?" and "what are you doing here?". It's like they had the best VR roleplaying game as a superhero, but the gamer doesnt really take it seriously.
Brie has a moment when her hands are bound. She asks "You guys wouldnt know how these things come off would you? Fine." Like she was reading it out of the script in one breath.
No exaggeration: After watching this I have no idea who Captain Marvel is, what her personality is like,who the Kree are, who the Skrull are, what the relation ship between Skrull and Kree is, and generally ANYTHING about these characters.
I've seen literal commercials starring cartoon elves that had better character development and background history. NOT AN EXAGGERATION. Her past is flashed to in 10 second clips with no explanation on why we're even seeing what we're seeing.
Her dad - in his ONLY scene - watches her in a go-kart and sees her crash in this massive spinning wreck. She climbs out of the smoking car, bleeding from several big wounds, and limping. He then YELLS AT HER BECAUSE GIRLS CANT DRIVE. It's 10 seconds long, our only time seeing ANY of her relatives and it's him acting like a psycho abusive.
She turns on her own people. The only people she can remember who have ever cared for her, and she looks about as troubled as she would if the milk in the fridge was on the last day before expiring. In action scenes, she sounds legitimately BORED. The (Person? Thing? Computer, I guess?) that runs the Kree civilization apparently presents itself to you as someone you respect in a Matrix like simulation. An authority figure. So, hers is a woman she doesnt even remember. THEN she fights this illusion and somehow this effects her real life body??
Every plot point is just there without any buildup or tension because you have no idea who, what, why anything is happening or what the stakes are. There's a plot twist involving spies within the Kree who are Skrull but they just throw names at you. There's nothing for you to follow because they're talking about people who died without ever being on screen to reference other people off screen who are never shown.
SADLY this whole pathetic mess is supposed to be the lead in to Avenger's: Endgame. Read the synopsis online and save the time. Trust me: It's LITERALLY the same experience as seeing it. You're not bored. more just told what happened as if someone was literally telling you about their day with friends youve never met.