Apocalyptically bad!! Refund my wasted time!

Rating: 1/10 (11 July 2019)

I feel violated after having watched this farce. It's like Hollyoaks meets Buffy the Vampire Slayer meets the KarCrash-ians. I thought Aquaman and WonderWoman were bad, but this? This movie made my cat run out the house and throw itself under a speeding bus!.. I nearly followed it!! My girlfriend woke up 5 times during the movie just to get into a more comfortable sleeping position (and once to ask me to turn it down).
The therapist says time will help the bad memories fade, but I keep telling her, I can't remember what the hell this movie was about...I just can't understand why Blockbusters went bust.