Extra star given for seeing Altavista on Netscape

Rating: 2/10 (10 March 2019)

See something else over this drivel. The movie is everything that makes superhero flicks horrible. No humor, no sense of danger for the main character, deus ex machina in the end, well catus ex machima, but whatever. Brie Larson can't emote, Sam L Jackson sounds fake, the cat looks horrible, the CGI looks worse than modern games. So only Nick Fury's Impala SS and Nirvana are good. Everything else can be thrown out. Oh and forget every single marvel movie you saw so far, the hentai tentacle monster(the cat) ate the Tesseract, so Thanos doesn't have it, so the events of the Infinity war must have been someone's bad trip.