The worst MCU movie yet

Rating: 1/10 (8 March 2019)

Okay, so, take this with a grain of salt, as I'm a 35 year old white male, so maybe "this movie wasn't made for me", but as I've been a fan of the MCU since it began, I would hope that I could find some enjoyment in it, but damn, it was an effort to slog through.
There was someone in front of our group that was talking on his phone and that was okay, noone cared because anything too break the monotony was good. When you'd start having fun because Brie wasn't on screen, because her presence would suck the energy and life out of a scene in the most profound way, she would reappear and the smile would leave your face, just as it wouldn't be on hers for more than say, five times throughout. A smile adds levity, she just frowns and is quite rude to everyone she comes across, she has no arc, she's incredibly overpowered to the point where there is never any threat, di the are no stakes and her "friend" and their friendship is completely trite and inauthentic.
Jude Law muses that he's trying to help her find her "authentic self", I kid you not, because... well, there's no explanation why, other than the subtext being that she needs to know her place as a woman.
I ended up actively rooting for some subversion to occur where she would lose and learn humility or that maybe she can't save everyone, but she never does learn, your expectations are exactly provided for in the most uninteresting way, and I felt "less than" I was before I saw the film, like I had done something wrong?
It's a weird feeling, an uncomfortable one, and to top it off, the movie was just utterly dull and I can't think of less fun that I've had in an MCU movie, and it's probably among the worst comic book movies of all time, including Howard the Duck.
I had more fun watching Green Lantern and Batman Vs Superman than this. I won't watch this again, as it was just the worst. Wonder Woman did female superheroes right, Captain Marvel does wrong by women, creates division in its audience and establishes a wholly boring superhero just in time for the Endgame, which I'm so much less interested in now.
I believe this movie will really hurt Endgame with its tone and obviousness, and I don't think people will want to see it, regardless of their particular group identity, as it only really empowers non-binary millennial white women, who make up an exceedingly small portion of the population; a group of people, where, if you know them, you want to avoid them.