Practically nothing good about it besides the Kree commando team

Rating: 1/10 (25 March 2019)

This film

ruins MCU continuity
fails to inspire a single goosebump
bores
exasperates
is far too glib
tries too hard to be a feminist PSA (*show*, don't preach plz)
has a horribly miscast lead hero who is also poorly written
made me groan when Nick Fury's eye injury was revealed
shows a ridiculously happy-go-lucky Nick Fury that doesn't mesh with his MCU personality AT ALL
is possibly the worst MCU film (Ant Man and the Wasp anyone?)
doesn't deserve a 7 on IMDB (especially if Wonder Woman, a far superior film, is only .4 ahead)
can and should be criticized without political insinuations (i.e, I want female superhero films, just not crappy ones like this).
has mediocre at best fight scenes
has a sidekick character that - given the circumstances - makes an insanely poor decision to "come along"
has a weak character arc, the hero doesn't struggle enough to discover her powers and then has totally OP powers and THEN doesn't fully use them against a certain person (who won't be named, Spoilers)
deflated the possibility of having Skrulls as villains for upcoming films
made me revise my opinion of Brie Larson as a good actress
is regrettably diminishing my interest in the next Avengers movie
is regrettably making me wonder if this movie is what we'll look back on and say "Marvel jumped the shark"