Lackluster Larson and Stupid Sam

Rating: 1/10 (7 March 2019)

Wow. Major let down. This is a prime example of marketing over substance. The movie is overall lackluster. It just misses all the marks, comes close with a few but not enough to save it. After about 20 minutes any Brie charm just falls flat and then evaporates for the remainder of the film. I just didn't care one bit about her character or what she was doing.
Then Samuel Jackson is just old and tired as Nick Fury. His humor is bad, his acting, it isn't even acting. It's just bad humor that is never convincing, interesting or necessary or funny. It echos Michael Bey humor. Just bad.
Then the tone and atmosphere is just a mish mash of blurry color, unconvincing cartoon like and poor design choices. At no time did they capture the feeling, flare or nostalgia of the 90s. It's just lknd and boring.