Mediocre AF

Rating: 1/10 (10 March 2019)

Sooooo it's like if you took a buzzfeed list about the '90s, written by someone bore in the 2010s about what was supposedly important to '90s babies, then vomited it on screen.
They would have done a better job throwing darts at a board to come up with ideas.
Luckily, Samuel L Jackson at 101 years of age (still looks great) can carry a movie, and he really has to in this one.
Brie Larson is wooden. Wish I was just an evil man who hated women, because my review would just be misogynistic, but instead Brie Larson sets the bar low and goes under it.
Not since Fifty Shades of Grey has a character been so wooden, so lifeless.
It was bad. Wouldn't see again.