Caused me to rip my moustache off!

Rating: 2/10 (5 July 2020)

The feminism in this movie angered me so much and made me feel like a woman watching a cheesy cheap flick so I brutally ripped my moustache off with my bare hands at the cinema and scattered the hairs all over the cinema screen as a lovely display of masculinity in front of this man hating disaster movie! Ripping my moustache off hurt but the pain was totally worth it to see lefty feminists jaws dropped in a remarkable display of shock that men can actually still be intimidating when they need to be! Well I suppose the film could've been worse, it at least had a white woman as the lead character instead of an ugly black woman so I'll give it a little credit for that.