A flawless boring superperson

Rating: 1/10 (7 March 2019)

Being a fan of the MCU I always appreciated how human all their characters were. This was always implemented in Stan Lee's writing because Stan Lee always stated that he wrote for himself. We were just lucky we connected with these characters the same way Stan connected with them. Until now. Captain marvel is the most boring, dull generic superhero movie ever made. Not once in it's two hour running time did I feel engaged with the world or it's characters. Brie larson fails on every level in the acting department. She is so stiff and wooden. She tries so hard to emulate the charm of Robert Downey Jr in some scenes then after a quick cut goes back to her flat stoic warrior trance. I felt so embarrassed for her. The comedy is forced and predictable. Oh every time the mood needs to be light cut to the cat. It was so cringy watching Carol chase a Skrull away with her cat. Is this humor for children or the lowest common denominator? The direction was absent. I don't even think the director's did anything since this over produced mess was on autopilot throughout the running time. Action? What action? Playstation 2 dated CGI with no physical conflicts whatsoever. Skip this cinematic failure and watch Wonder Woman again.