Saviour of the universe runs like my four year old son

Rating: 3/10 (26 March 2019)

That's not a complement on how my four year old runs by the way. Thankfully she can fly so thanos may never have to witness it.
This was a strange film, I'm a huge fan of all the avengers film's and the marvel film's on the whole but this fall's way short in comparison, especially when it's the set up to the climatic finale of over 10 years of avengers film. Compared to the others it felt less serious, rushed, unfunny and pretty amateur. More like a men in black spin off than a set up to one of the most eagerly anticipated film's in history. It didn't even feel like I was watching aliens engaged in a serious war, but more like blokes in alien suits trying to put on funny accents.
I remember not being particular excited by the ad but it was irrelevant as I was always going to watch it, but the film managed to disappoint my already dampened expectations. I kept waiting for Captain marvel to blow me away or capture my attention or maybe even show a hint of personality, but then the film ended, about an hour after my attention span and enthusiasm. When Captain marvel complained 'i don't know who I am', I couldn't help but wonder if it was Brie Larson talking about Captain Marvel or Captain Marvel talking about her forgotton past, such was the complete lack of belief or emotion in the performance.
What the hell were you thinking Marvel? Hopefully the other avengers can use their chemistry to keep us captivated whilst the world's most powerful personality vacuum rescues the universe. Trouble is, If you have to sit through 3 hours of Captain Marvel, I wonder if any of the dead characters would actually want to be brought back to life in the final film...