Why would anybody watch this

Rating: 1/10 (12 March 2019)

Why would anybody watch this? Disney has simply inserted a hero, after acquiring the rights sometime in this millennium. Captain Marvel was previously banned for copyright infringement. As it was a Superman clone because Marvel stole its founding tech outside of maybe one or two ideas. The comics got removed off the shelves. And the prints were abandoned after all of handful of lame comics were released. Very few exist, and their artwork is terrible. And then Marvel created another back story, story arcs, Sheild, and the enitre connected marvel-verse.
Prior it trying to get a leg up on DC..Marvel's other heroes were simply copied and pasted off DC villains and heroes. All of Marvel's later heroes connect. Where DC tended to be far more standalone, except for the buddy system. Batman and Robin. Superman and Wonderman. And the lame alien justice league, because of Superman. However the villain and hero stand out in DC. But the marvel-verse makes Marvel unique.
Agent Carter was Captain America's girlfriend she died later because she wasn't a winter soldier, when Captain America got frozen/unfrozen. Who the hell is Captain Marvel. Nobody anybody else gives a monkey about. Sure it's milked some milk money. But it is faster running out of gravvy, and makes the better Marvel editions look bad. Adding her into the plot brings nothing but another lesbian playing dressup. We have enough stupid heroes today, enough teenage spin off Tv series that are largely vomit. The only way you actually tell them apart is when they combine into the Xmen, Avengers, big films adding more to a plot line. Putting Captain Marvel into that plot brings nothing to the table .It's not a comic and any newer prints will be meh on collectors editions. Sure there's the dumb tribalism of today worshipping mutations.We've all got the same phone and it sells advertising. Gee gosh gonna buy it. They're getting so stupid today. Or any films are the Batman Superman Dredd with really epic villains, or something unique, unseen, and brutal. Sure fit in the occasional dyspraxic Marvel needing the rest of the band to put thier underpants on.
However these spin offs are getting so utterly lame and unremarkable. And the attitude behind them is simply exploiting a fanbase. Into not another crap camp stupid movie. With another pig in blankets looking like a rectum. Got real powers, it's called ass. Mepoo.